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If you have EVER questioned whether the rich people in power who make decisions that affect your life have literally any idea what it's like to be a minimum wage worker in retail, shit like this should shut that down faster than Ford got rid of consumption sites. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/05/15/r...

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Doug Ford's new commercial proudly talks about getting rid of homeless encampments and safe injection sites, adding more prisons, and making harsher bail. He's just throwing every right wing issue at the wall like rancid spaghetti and hoping it sticks. Shocked he's not cancelling the Pride parade.

Doug Ford Writes A Commercial youtube.com/shorts/1NVea...

I wrote a parody of Doug Ford's latest "A Safer Ontario" commercial, but it's actually not a parody it's just how the pitch meeting really went youtube.com/shorts/1NVea...

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Danielle Smith Needs You To Shut Up About The Voter Database Scandal youtu.be/fbKiBUKTZKk

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Every National Post Pitch Meeting youtube.com/shorts/rywNL...

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Karoline Leavitt Explains How Trump Saved The White House Correspondents' Dinner youtu.be/svjPjw-SweI

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If you told me I'd be featured on CBC's The Current with @mattgalloway.bsky.social in a TikTok video pretending to be Doug Ford saying "Tell them I’ll drop Advil and pencils out of my private jet while I fly over them like the world’s wealthiest bird" I'd, uh, believe you www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

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Doug Ford has released an official statement saying he is very very sorry about being caught buying a private jet youtu.be/OFr2TxX60lE?...

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Doug Ford ('s Taxpayers) Buys A Private Jet youtube.com/shorts/HBzTV...

Doug Ford vs. Socialist Groceries youtube.com/shorts/U5zV_...

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If you haven't watched my latest video about Poilievre's reaction to Mark Carney's shiny new majority government, he wrote the Prime Minister a very lovely congratulations note and I think you all should hear it! youtu.be/fkduTKAuLn8?...