Do you think he expected some kind of applause from this, lol.

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I like how he looks like your friendly neighborhood flasher in this photo.

Oh man the Gulf War was so successful, we decided to ride that high right on into Mogadishu

Go to hell.

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

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"Flatpack" sounds like an endearing nickname for a transmasc person.

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This is fucking hilarious. I actually laughed out loud in a crowded cafe. This guy claims his company has a Javascript framework with "AI self-healing at runtime." But look at the graphic included! The slop and unwillingness to fix it is disqualifying. javascript.plainenglish.io/how-i-built-...

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

Me with my neofarmer era grain obsession

Was the answer because people with money and power are fucking insane and need to be killed with hammers.

This sets an extremely dangerous moral precedent. We shouldn't allow vile, unethical dangerous organizations such as EA to potentially corrupt sovereign wealth funds.

You: Terrified of accidentally seeing a wiener on your timeline in the wrong place at the wrong time Me, effortlessly scrolling past someone's untagged scat porn on my discover feed with a crowd of people behind me:

The moment I see a 38 year old liberal wine mom proudly proclaiming "I Stand With James Comey" I am finally putting a power drill through my skull and ending it all.

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No matter what this meeting is about, Pete will always be a National Guardsman assigned to a Civil Affairs unit who got a bunch of crusader tattoos in his 40s because he wants you to think he's a cool, war-criming operator instead of an extremely online wife-beating loser

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I know it comes across as tech optimism but it's really important to know that every historic oppressive regime we can effectively compare the current moment to did not have constant documentation and instantaneous communication between nearly every person on planet Earth. That's a pretty big diff.

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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

i only ever say morning because if it were a good morning i'd be fishing

Bullet casing with "HUGE PANT" written on it found near scene of crime, investigators baffled.

(suspiciously breast milk shaped bulge in my stomach)

*post sex, tied to your knot for the next half hour* are you mad at me

Vinny Vinesauce plays: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

i think that when the right says they are about "defending the family" and "protecting our childrens' innocence" - and then they do fascism it is worth looking at their concepts of "family" and "innocence" and asking maybe should we attack these concepts with every ounce of spiteful energy we have

What does that even MEAN

He really hates the job part of being president so fucking much, man.

Had a dream last night that there was some controversy about how "they" were enhancing Johnny Bravo's chest with AI to make it bigger in the Google image search results.

I hate to say I told you so but… www.ynetnews.com/article/sjje...

The real reason we should teach about debate in school is to instill in people that nearly any point can sound salient and genuine if you use the appropriate language for the appropriate crowd and that learning that skill is far more conducive to "winning" than knowledge or having a righteous cause.

It's gonna be so funny when they try to find out who is funding antifa and learn that none of these bitches making any money

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

"The Amish don't get autism" kind of hard to be overstimulated when you don't have electricity. Kind of hard to be socially awkward when you're not expected to talk to any member of the opposite sex that you're not married to. Kind of hard to gauge a learning disability when the only book is "Bible"

I don't really care about Jimmy Kimmel that much but it's going to infuriate the hell out of Trump that he didn't stay off the air. Not to be lib brained but he is, really, deeply obsessed with getting his way on late night television.