I hate how every good gathering online feels like a flash in the pan that dwindles out in a matter of a month or two at most. I grew up with the 24 hour IRC and eventually community teamspeak that always had something going on. Now a hundred discords are completely silent on a Saturday night.

im sorry im not much for conversation i was raised in a meat packing facility

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_553@07-09-2017_20-58-12.jpg

I think it's severely understated that the entire global system of capital has buckled to its knees for the third time this century in no small part because of a rampant and unfounded paranoia about queer people. This is what you chose instead of "men in women's sports" or whatever.

Staying hopeful

Love the idea that this guy is Catholic and is like "There's no way to know if what we're doing is God's will. If only the Vatican were to elect a Pontiff who could make definitive declarations about what all Catholics across the world should consider God's will."

The strained expressions of all of them while they wait for him to finish are priceless man.

Love when I go to get a can of food for the cat and I can hear my husband telling her "look do you see that? She's hunting for you, she loves you."

2 terabytes of feral porn beamed directly to the Artemis II laser data stream receiver from an unknown source somewhere in the galaxy

casual kink art is good cause it reminds us that our sexuality is a normal part of adult life and it doesnt have to be a super secretive thing, and also it's hot and normal to lounge around with your homies without any clothes on (enhanced if they also do not have any clothes on)

Egg laying fetish artists waking up tomorrow morning

The crew of the Artemis II falls silent as they pass around the moon, mission command eagerly awaits their next message. Finally the static cuts and a single sentence passes through the noise: "Moon, also confirmed for flat." Houston erupts in cheers.

Morn fight

Chat is it good when the head of your country's military fires its chaplain.

(Half listening to the news) Bilbo Baggins died?

100% BITCH

i got another ban on fa today with this image and a description of "fresh off my ban i be hating christians"

Hey! They're finally learning!

Ohana means family, and family means no holes left unfucked.

One of the more fun things about how openly freaky people are on main now is having so many "same hat" moments.

When you're appearing before the supreme court to present a case and the judge asks you a question for some reason.

I met a traveler from an antique land who said: "within two weeks"

All of man's ideologies exist to comfort him of one distressing fact: that all life, no matter how insignificant or unrepresented, is irreplacable and infinitely valuable. The loss of a single individual is a travesty that we are all morally compelled to do our most to prevent. And it's terrifying.

What are you DOING

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ding ding ding

we getting quizzed now?

theyre doing this to me. its fine. i actually like it and i think its funny

The Hall of Justice courthouse in Louisville, Kentucky has a small food mart in it. They really splurged on signage graphic design, as you can see.

Do folks ever consider that the world is not made better by apps built by people who don't know how to code, no matter how advanced the tools that they use are? I don't want to get into a self driving car. I want to get into one with a driver who's never driven a car WITHOUT self driving even less.

dragon

Alright maybe Tucson isn't so bad

So sick of people hanging fairy lights in their apartment when they're not even fae.

Lizard located

Ayyy I'm kissin men ova here

Some weirdo online: "KYLP! KYLR!" Guy who thinks sex ed is rape and owns 259 guns: "Hell yeah!"

"I'm glad he can't hurt innocent people anymore" bro you blew up a SCHOOL

Does this not make sense to people? Would you not want to use a device with a more stable internet connection with an interface that's less prone to mis-clicking? A lot of us also grew up with poorly optimized (or nonexistent) mobile pages that cut off important parts of the form.

The real reason I can recommend graphene is that my battery lasts for fucking ever now. Who'd have thought getting rid of constant telemetry was a boon for power usage?

Dune time among us again.