ThinkPad durability test

The first video on here where he's not smiling and he's sitting at the desk. This is very serious.

Every new tarotbubbletea post fundamentally rewrites my brain chemistry

I was at the Devil's Sacrament doing research actually. On what not to do.

they call them postmodernists because they always be fucking posting

We were going to see The Odessey today but then I looked up the runtime and oh yeah, that IS where we get the term "epic," huh

the machine that copies baras

This is why I post every random thought to the internet, so that I can be ruthlessly torn down by The Trolls. They have no idea they are building an indestructible mind, rubble to brick.

Folks will go to a furry con and get hit on by a confident fat person for the first time and get so mad and flustered about it that they will start diagnosing the whole fandom as not wearing enough tailored streetwear.

2026 we should stop putting up with this kind of body shaming and pretending that the furry fandom has a bigger problem with discussing or violating people's consent than any randomly selected university campus on the planet.

Moooom I want the dog that shits Moooom Can i have the dog that shits pleaaaase

Inside

They should let me do a spread in the next Content Warning.

CUSMA? I barely even know-er!

This is what happens when your sycophantic technology reinforces the worst tendencies in the worst kinds of people.

The melody to Djo's End of the Beginning is like a 1:1 of the bridge from Starcadian's He^rt. wild.

Meepis Monday

Did another ghoul die or did I just happen upon a few posts in succession about the same thing

Social media poster tells me they have a critique of the left ask them if it's dialectic synthesis or moral scolding "It's good critique, sir"

dome from a girl with a heartagram tattoo

how it feels to be the only one with a dick in the polycule

Skunks are known to be sassy with their little stompies but ever seen a skunk get sassy when Not being held? GOSH ^///////^

The underpaid worker in the Philippines watching me through this things camera when I flip it over and pull out my dick for the 80th time this week

Almost two years into a second Trump term and these guys are still opening themselves up for this kind of humiliation. It's got to be a fetish at this point.

Update:

I don't think the new stray trusts me yet

Perverts on the internet have done more for me than the entire united states government combined.

An elected official proudly treating the incarcerated with dignity and humanity instead of berating them as untouchables is something I genuinely didn't expect to see in my lifetime. I feel like I've just seen a unicorn in real life.

The government needs 350 billion tax dollars to fight communism, which is taxes.

I'm so soft. I'm so soft and pettable and you're sooo mad, it makes you look stupid.

I can't wait to see the Boston furry community when I go out there next August. New England furries, feed me your clams.

If my whole body could stop aching when I sit too long that'd be dope. It would make drawing much easier.

Every use case for AI can be better substituted by keeping a notebook of important information.

The thing driving me insane is that "The last election wasn't fair so I deserve another term" necessarily implies that there is the existence of some justice or court with the authority to, without an election, pronounce that somebody is the president of the United States "Just Because it's Fair."

540 days into the second Trump admin, gas is $5 a barrel and everyone is shitting uncontrollably.

Calling it now, he's going to claim that election fraud in Minnesota was why he lost 2020 and announce tonight that he's staying in office until 2032. Or at least going to run again in 2028.

People calling me "Mom" like I'm their parent: ❌🙅🙅 People calling me "Mom" like I'm pregnant: ✔️✔️✔️🤩🤩💯💯💯

Admittedly if I had infinite money and a mental crisis, "build a helipad wherever I can as quickly as I can" wouldn't be off the table.

Precum implies the existence of postcum, sidecum and cumknee/squelch.

You'd think there would be more oviposition art, given you can buy a toy that does it to you.

some of y'all

Broadcasters have an obligation to air 24 hours of Swan Lake

ok, baby... let's get a little sexual

Updated this slightly

I am trying not to be a person who QRTs Rupar's clips to the TL constantly but like, can somebody ask him what exactly is a "fake word" vs a "real" word.