Alex Isley makes love sound so weightless. Wow.

the thing that will finally unhinge me is how everyone suddenly decided to say biOPik which makes no sense to me surely SURELY it is BIOh pic why wouldn't it be Bio .. Pic.. i'm sure it used to be Bio-Pic why is this.. I'm just very very confused did you all have a meeting was I away

My grandma has 11 kids, too many descendants to count. My cousin just passed and he’s the first of her lineage to go. This feels..odd.

There’s a sad but beautiful irony in millionaires voting conservative because they want to protect and save their money and then that party in return ignoring climate change and now their homes and assets are up in literal flames smh

Feeling red 🥰 but seeing green 🤑

I’ve been avoiding my Dominican bae bc I’m not fluent and I don’t feel like translating what I don’t understand. If I die alone, I def earned it bc that’s so low effort and yet, too much atp 🤣

I watched the WHAM! documentary last year and was blown away. I was always a fan but it’s just so many incredible musical greats that are gone I cried like a baby a couple times but esp at the story of how CW happened. Talk about perseverance.

Then he knew to re-record after it was recorded in the same room Ray Charles sang, Aretha recorded RESPECT bc ironically that version was missing something and lacked soul and he was MFin RIGHT!! Like what a visionary 😩

I cannot believe George Michael wrote Careless Whisper when he was 17 like wt actual f

Actually 🤔 📝

I love an eloquent read every time “And one more thing!”

That too! I’ve also worked a job with unlimited PTO (the pay was trash for me as a mom or I wouldn’t have left 🤣) That shit WORKS! I barely took off and the team was really productive due to the laidback culture. It made us want to work lbvs

my coworker is dating 3 ppl and i can barely keep up with the 0 i’m dating.

Why is the cookout tray 8.77 instead of 7.55 now?!

Not allowing PTO to roll over is actually really dumb bc then people take off just bc at the end of the year and the whole team is half as productive bc the staff is out. Rather than allowing a person to amass it and take it at less critical times of the year. I prefer an 18month window

There is a rapper whose music I be bumping bc I’m a fan but ignoring his texts. Talk about separating the artist and the individual. 🤣

For the spring, I plan to give my locs a Carrie Bradshaw 2000-2004 dye job.

I’m tired of dealing with my mental health diagnoses actually. Can I renounce my letters?

Damn they’re even roasting him on LinkedIn

🌝

The main problem with my preferring to be a redhead is I like to wash my hair a lot. My shit be auburn after 4-6 weeks every time 😭

I was born to be a lover. Forced to be a fighter. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I have to find a solution to me being so tired. Better hydration and diet is probably the problem bc sleep ain’t it lol

My hair color is so boring to me rn I actually get a tad bit annoyed when I look in the mirror lol

I have so much heat in my phone that I don’t post bc it doesn’t live up to my own impossible ass standards.

I miss being ignorant about a lot. The truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off.

I have a crick/crook/idk in my neck and I’m so used to living with chronic pain I haven’t been putting heat or ice on it. Just raw dogging the pain and building character lmao

Whew my holiday bonus came right on time

Apparently it’s a millennial trait to use an emoji with every post or use lol but 1. People have notoriously low reading comprehension these days 2. I am but just a girl 🥺

Wtaf

Idk, I had to go get most of my shit lol

Yes but honestly the worst drivers I’ve experienced are in GA, FL, TN and TX Kentucky near Nashville gets honorable mention bc they’re bullies too lol

My literal time to shine 🤭✨

This is why I’ve been waiting 5 years to see Victoria Monet. 😭 Another victim of end-stage capitalism and price gouging. It’s so tiring.

I def have one of those jobs where you have to find the proper amount of fucks to give. Too few and you won’t perform. Too many and you will lose your damn mind about shit you can’t control.

Oh I absolutely know. I’m ready to cry once I hit Virginia 😭 And apparently I’ll be in Alexandria not MD 😭😭😭

No social media platform has prioritized journalism for years. I hope they continue to not suppress links because that’s one of the biggest assets Bluesky has. That’s more meaningful long term than any other feature.

I’ll support a chair for DNC who’s willing to stop playing chess in a boxing match

I have to drive to Maryland on Monday. That’s gonna be fun.

The only reason I haven’t been is bc my last partners were against it bc they preferred cheating (lmao) Not bc I was.

My therapist: You’re really self aware and accountable. Me: thanks! Can you tell me where the off button for that is? You read the manual and I didn’t.

You feel me?!

When I refer to my sister’s husband, I always say just that. Like he’s an appendage of her lol

Not to ignore the importance of his message, but I will absolutely be incorporating the phrase “shit fuck fire” into my lexicon

Watching this #YachtRock doc and there’s a nigga in Toto named LUKATHER?! Yeah I wouldn’t have a problem with him making a song called Africa in any generation lmao that is the Blackest shit I’ve ever heard. Up there with Da’Realyst and Nick Cannon’s kids

But what if I also want thigh earmuffs? Damn I can’t get in the club?

Shouldn’t you be officiating bible study rn?

I am a hit dog hollering bc YES!

One of my exes even told me I’m not gonna find love here and I need to move lmao He was like “come to DC or something and they’ll snatch your ass up” 😭

I almost burst a blood vessel in my head reading this. My God.