Oh, these 40s hormones? Bet. @reereeison1.bsky.social tried to warn me, I listened, but this? WOW.

Someone is gonna try rent a chimpanzee so they can bring their own Bubbles. Just wait.

This is what Marshawn was talking about when implored folk to protect their mentals. 😢

Not now, Giselle.

3-0. All we need now is 50.

Alhamdulillah, get that man a nap!

Wake up, babe. Jerry’s spitting

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

That's crazy... Who gone do the body?

Dick Cheney died, I’m sure we’ll all be cool about it

“Korean Seafood Meets Thousand Island Dressing” is going to stick with me for the rest of my life and I will never forgive them for such a monstrosity.

This is my story, this is my song.

Can everybody go to bed?

DRUNK!

Gahdamn @kirkwong.bsky.social said he was getting rid of Chaunce by ANY MEANS NECESSARY

And I have people from Southern Mississippi. Give me money TWICE!

I am going to be yell-whispering “THIS SHIT HERE” for the duration of this 2hr plane ride

I really love being black

NOT DIANE KEATON, JESUS

It has been a WEEKEND across all socials

Jesus Christ, Belcalis.

Death. Taxes. Jerry spitting

LMAO

Pete Davidson said:

DRUNK!

I singularly believe this was @lizbelortiz.bsky.social’s doing.

Netflix and Hulu will fight to the death trying to tell the story of this LDS news

Definitely @kirkwong.bsky.social’s team

Long live the revolution. Rest in freedom, revolutionary.

I just got a promotion. Lord, the rapture might actually be happening tomorrow.

Until they #FreeBenandJerrys, I’ve had my last pint of Half Baked.

This is the hardest shit I’ve seen in nearly a week.

My bad, Mr. Redford. As @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social says, I thought he’d already packed his things.

The 2008 Florida Gators Football team:

everyone is living the dream

The Etsy girlies said

HELP

Check had to be nice.

every time you hear someone try to launder false goodwill for a fascist like Charlie Kirk when talking about his death, please think of this.

WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE

He was talking about gun violence when he was violenced by a gun:

the man died doing what he believed in so...

Charlie Kirk was a racist, conniving, malevolent man. His life's work was to incite hatred and antisocial beliefs in his followers while enriching himself in the process, and he was very successful at it. His death is a fitting reflection of how he chose to live. Good riddance.

OUTSHALLAH

Prayers down

Play violent games, win violent prizes.

Let me move a few meetings because we are about to have a DAY on here

Utah out here doing WHAT?!

I had this EXACT REACTION about 3 minutes ago while reading an article

Jaylen Brown’s dad might have done WHAT?!