War actually is all around.

I recommend reading this while listening to Richard Smallwood. That way, as you cry, you’re not sure if it’s from laughter or grief. I am in SHAMBLES from this thread. (Also, this is how I discover Pastor is a PK, and that makes SO MUCH SENSE)

Is this a safe space? Wypipo really did their big one with mayo.

Listening to Lana Del Rey for the first time. Am I not supposed to be depressed?

I have no one to talk to about this article.

Already froze a half pan of mac and cheese because I’m gonna be on a plane on Friday

The tester taste how it needs to taste, and the kitchen is clean. HALLELU

The way I got this IMMEDIATELY (and it was insane)

Y’all look at my friend right here! I’m right behind him (boiling water now)

I hope the shooter or victims aren’t Black (or brown). That’s all I got.

You mean this wasn’t an @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social poll?

MTG wrote a four page letter?

Not now, Giselle.

Ken Burns knew I needed this.

Snoop and the hardware store cat. They were having multiple conversations at once, and dude was none the wiser. He earned that bump than a mf, indeed.

“Nobody can judge me, but me! I was born free!” It is in the text!

The nicest thing I can say is that Fetterman should go home to be a family man.

Help.

Get fucked, Kim Davis.

Oh, these 40s hormones? Bet. @reereeison1.bsky.social tried to warn me, I listened, but this? WOW.

Someone is gonna try rent a chimpanzee so they can bring their own Bubbles. Just wait.

This is what Marshawn was talking about when implored folk to protect their mentals. 😢

Not now, Giselle.

3-0. All we need now is 50.

Alhamdulillah, get that man a nap!

Wake up, babe. Jerry’s spitting

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

That's crazy... Who gone do the body?

Dick Cheney died, I’m sure we’ll all be cool about it

“Korean Seafood Meets Thousand Island Dressing” is going to stick with me for the rest of my life and I will never forgive them for such a monstrosity.

This is my story, this is my song.

Can everybody go to bed?

DRUNK!

Gahdamn @kirkwong.bsky.social said he was getting rid of Chaunce by ANY MEANS NECESSARY

And I have people from Southern Mississippi. Give me money TWICE!

I am going to be yell-whispering “THIS SHIT HERE” for the duration of this 2hr plane ride

I really love being black

NOT DIANE KEATON, JESUS

It has been a WEEKEND across all socials

Jesus Christ, Belcalis.

Death. Taxes. Jerry spitting

LMAO

Pete Davidson said:

DRUNK!

I singularly believe this was @lizbelortiz.bsky.social’s doing.

Netflix and Hulu will fight to the death trying to tell the story of this LDS news

Definitely @kirkwong.bsky.social’s team

Long live the revolution. Rest in freedom, revolutionary.

I just got a promotion. Lord, the rapture might actually be happening tomorrow.

Until they #FreeBenandJerrys, I’ve had my last pint of Half Baked.