ResistLibs are addicted to AI Slop

I know she runs that shit like the Navy

Okay, as someone who has hovered around 4 bills for years, I feel I can speak with authority on this. Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.

Train Dreams one of the most beautiful-looking movies I’ve ever seen. Every single frame was a revelation. Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.

I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit. “Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.

(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?

Nightswimming is a weekly newsletter about new music from the previous week. No criticism, only telling you about cool stuff that sounds good, in the hopes you’ll find a new album you like. I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm. open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...

Project Prometheus. Palantir. Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.

If you’re voluntarily watching Cowboys-Raiders, raise your hand. I will come to your house and hit you in the temple with a ball peen hammer.

Woke 2 is imminent

Single greatest line read in history

Bull Connor III

These stories make me so glad my grandparents are dead

I’m actually with Gen Z on this one, we gotta start rounding up people who are too horny in public

Go ask 100 people at your local grocery store if they know who the fuck Olivia Nuzzi is

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Can’t stop thinking about “nose print on the glass”

If you only ever write negative reviews, and the quality of the writing in those reviews is so much more creative than in your positive reviews, some people might think you’re A Hater!

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Did a great, great interview with Chicago/Brooklyn singer-songwriter Liam Kazar (Waxahatchee, Jeff Tweedy) in this week’s Nightswimming! open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...

They heard some other pedophiles were getting all the attention

Legitimately, how do people listen to Felix Biederman grasping for coherence?

Yojimbo is fucking awesome

Can we get my man a comb?

The first 5 tracks of Excitable Boy would be an entire career for most musicians

Bump

Congrats to Sidney Powell on her pardon!

Death, taxes, Senate Democrats slipping on a banana peel and falling nuts-first on a rake

Texas A&M is a School for Gooners

These guys all become uWu smol bean when the other shoe drops

Wildly effective at filtering almost all Limey shit out of my feed

Did a great, great interview with Chicago/Brooklyn singer-songwriter Liam Kazar (Waxahatchee, Jeff Tweedy) in this week’s Nightswimming! open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...

Woke 2 is going to be amazing

My guts hurt

*to the tune of Weezer’s “Hash Pipe”* you got your big G’s got my Aloof Wife

Okay I’ll say it, I’m impressed by the Democrats still holding out

Donna Jean passed away at 78, which is, ironically, one of the years where she stood out the most. tidal.com/browse/track...

Donna Jean made some definitive versions of songs what they were. Playin’, Samson & Delilah, Bertha, and The Music Never Stopped were all so special in the 70’s with that Donna Jean flair. RIP Queen

Me, with frosted tips in 2001

Eagles and Dodgers world championships in a year when fascism fully takes hold in America. Makes ya think!

There are Bari Weiss’s everywhere, for those with the eyes to see

Disco Biscuits diss track is my Manchurian Candidate activation phrase

Graham Platner has a Nazi tattoo. Entryism strikes again!!

Why is Uncle Buck shot and scored like a telenovela?

“Well you need to back up all your files to the cloud in case something happens to your computer” *something happens to the cloud* “Uhhh uhhh UHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Bluesky’s video player is dog fuck

In-office for the first time in 6 months. Really glad to know everyone has been practicing their juiciest coughs while I’ve been away.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath