Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

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Travis found the MasterPC app and decided to use it. Turning himself into Taylor a big titty country girl, he got hit on a lot. He never thought he’d go all the way as Taylor but after meeting Kyle at the bar, and rubbing against him as they danced, this body is screaming for a roll in the hay.

It had been 3 days since you heard from her, so you went to check on her. As you opened her door your jaw dropped as you saw her, you knew what happened but were shocked to see it. She giggled as she looked at you, “who are you?” “Your boyfriend.” She looked at you like that meant nothing to her.

When your impressionable shapeshifting girlfriend finds some of those vintage magazines you conveniently left out...

Bluesky's compression is driving me insane, so I'm gonna try breaking up the panels:

Old commission for DeviantArt user SwordFighter. Check the comments for bouncing boobs!

~Too Many Luz~ Pinup Comms Amity gets a little overwhelmed when the Noceda household is suddenly overrun with Luz-alikes… who’s that one on the right?

Frieren wants to share her really cool new amulets with Fern :3c

Samus in Shiny Pink!

~Komi Can’t Excommunicate~ Fanart Pinup CMSN Komi wasn’t sure how she was rising up the ranks so quickly, something about her innovative “silent treatment” torture really impressed the higher ups. Unfortunately, she hasn’t figured out how to explain this all started with a school internship mix-up

The Guide to Forgotten Monsters volume 4 is here! The DOUBLE-SIZED FINALE to The Guide to Forgotten Monsters series is now available at wechange.me/jonothing! Behind on the series? All volumes and its prequel comic are on sale for our launch month!

[Triple The Sexy Threat] Two ladies were invited to have a special meeting with a lady. It went from true form reveal into a sexy Triplification. OwO

the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity

I've been rewatching Matt Smith's run in Doctor Who. Goddamn, that's good sci fi. Smith might be my fave Doctor of the revived series. I REALLY liked Capaldi, but Smith tops him simply because of this scene. I love the writing AND the performance; he's so upset that he got angry.

~SwapPop: Lumity~ 2-Part Sequence CMSN Luz wanted to show Amity what humans drink, though she didn’t recognize the brand. Must’ve come out while she was in the Boiling Isles… The two were definitely feeling more bubbly as the cans got to half empty.

in his first ever appearance, superman beats up spousal abusers, halts an unjust execution and exposes government corruption. i love how people think they *just now* made superheroes woke superman, woke since 1938

And Remember, Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun! #MarvelComics | #CaptainAmerica | #OC

✨️"I think the singular evil of our time is prejudice. It is from this evil that all other evils grow & multiply. In almost everything I've written there is a thread of this : a man's palpable need to dislike someone other than himself."✨️ - Rod Serling, LA Times 1967 ✨️🎙

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep theonion.com/new-stu...

Always be specific when you're asking someone to cast a spell on you! Last month's Patreon voted sequence. #TGTF

What do you think? Is he stuck like that or does he change back when he's off the clock? #TGTF Patreon sequence from last year.

I commissioned this from @wrenzephyr.bsky.social a while back, and I think he knocked it out of the park! Parasoul Renoir (Skullgirls) runs afoul of someone and winds up as a sexual relief station! Of course, the more often she's used, the less she minds...😈

~Tourist to Resident Bella Donna~ After some heated negotiations with a seamstress in Little Italy, a young man buys a nice sweater, and then nothing else interesting happens. First time doing a comic, would love to expand this idea or do more, but I’m teaching myself from scratch…

Request for Jazzercize Superman, plus Barbiecore version + bimbo alt.

Kinda says a lot about a super team when one of 'em gets turned into a rubber sex doll and there are a half-dozen regular villain suspects that could've credibly done it. That's just how the gorblak squelches for Starfire as she pulls the Doll prompt for day 8 of #Kinktober! #Kinktober2024

~Sadako Gets THE RING~ Pinup CMSN Sadako Yamamura has come through many TVs, but something felt very different as she came through this one… her urge for vengeance and bloodlust replaced by sudden need to cook a pot roast and fetch her hubby a dry martini.

Well, since I want to breast around boobily on everyone, how about with a good comm I got from @chaoscroc.bsky.social AGES ago? Just imagine it. All of that nice, plastic flesh creeping up over your own, your brain feeling like its getting pulled on strings until it just. Stops. Thinking...

This fox is yapping too much, she should ZIP IT!! Now reintroducing her as Millie, the cute and lovely bimbo~! Now she's so much more agreeable~! Teehee!!

Lily furry cow tf 💞 Lily understimated the power of the hypnotic bell and its sound made her into a mindles cow, so blissfully obedient and happy to be milked, she's such a good cow, no words needed anymore just moo💗 Commission for @tannukbich.bsky.social thanks again for the support!! 💞

My birthday gift for @zathanb.bsky.social <3 1/3

Just a fun night at the club Another stream comm!

Communication #theowlhouse #toh

Back in the day, I discussed that concept with Croc More stuff like this on my Patreon : www.patreon.com/hugoverse

A false gods angel is easily convinced of what is true when given the knowledge. Rejoice. ‘Mother’ is here. She who feasts on dreaming flesh. —— I was given freedom to try something horror horny. Horrorny if you will. #breastexpansion #hourglassexpansion #bimbofication

A commission I did for Erin/ConCon

-Barbieverse: Boxing Day~ Pinup CMSN Barbie (Carol), Barbie (Gwen), and Barbie (Cassie) had lived in Barbieland for what felt like their whole lives. There were some echoes of memories of being heroes or something but the fuzzy thoughts were drowned out by thoughts of shopping, or dates with Ken…

Maybe one day, there will be a bluesky alternative

Someone told me I should kill myself over this post btw because they thought I was fat shaming

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

April wasn't sure if she was doing the right thing, really she wasn't. Her brother's best friend who was a major ass invited her to a private resort, he knew she had a boyfriend but wanted to go. When he gave her a vial and her body changed into a slutty goddess, she loved the choice even more.

Wow. OK, who put money on "Space Nazis" appearing at the inauguration? Collect your winnings.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.