Maybe impulse…maybe just finally done waffling… I’ve kicked off the process to have my greymuzzle self created, in illustrative art at the very least. They’re “birth” is expected sometime mid-to-late July.

Egads, the “itch” to pull a @meatballdude.bsky.social is growing. Fly off somewhere on a Sat morning, shenanigans overnight, then jet back the next day. Where to…?

—Weekend away from Atlanta… —King size bed all to myself…

With as much attention as I’m giving my scrote these days between silicone & neoprene stretchers, vacpump, & now magno weight rings, the “itch” to try saline, at least once, has grown stronger.

Well…Doctor…I am feeling an…how can I say this…an ache in my groin. It seems that when I settle in to enjoy certain holonovels I always get summoned for emergency duty coverage before “the trigger scenes” that help inspire…my…release…as it were. Am I suffering from “blue balls”?

This person ticks off quite a few boxes for me… Personality Affable Geek Handsomeness Sexynerdery Irishman *swoon*

RT with the most recent photo of you

King-sized bed in my hotel = LOTS of room for group cuddling… Bring on the hordes of snugglers.

Blah blah blah “Daddy Powers” restored Blah blah blah Hello there, cubs, pups, brodawgs, daddies, sons, muscled teddy bear chasers…

How I’m wrapping up my weekend…

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For those who are of a mind, these are all recent my most recent “adult online retail therapy” acquisitions (L to R, w/12oz soda can for scale): —a clone of everyone’s fave good boy, @conzo.bsky.social —vacpump set from @mrsleather.bsky.social —8.25 Silabone from @forttroff.bsky.social

Parcel has arrived. Just in time for the weekend. Also, whomever fulfilled my order at Mr. S included not only a guide for utilizing the implement, but also a note of encouragement. 💙 @mrsleather.bsky.social

Uhoh…apparently I fell sway to another pique of retail therapy. Submitted an order a short bit ago today with Mr. S Leathers for one of their vacpumps with hand-controlled pumping mechanism. 🫣 👉🏻👈🏻 #naughtygaybear @mrsleather.bsky.social

So…the new singlet has—indeed—arrived. It has not yet been pulled on for wear… This is a new design offering via suplay.com that plays nicely to my scifi/TRON side.

Between 1983-85 I learned how to knit as I wanted my own scarf like Tom Baker’s “Doctor” wore. Did I know back then I would grow into someone who would enjoy a bondage kink? No. Am I surprised that I have said kink? Also no. #doctorwhoscarf #bondage #gaybear #gayscifigeek

Somehow…for whatever reason…my neck becomes a bit of a chew toy for @meatballdude.bsky.social… Not that I’m complaining…as that area is quite an errogenous zone on me…

Here I be, on this day of observance, waiting to see if the Superb Owl grants me cuddles, snuggles, and such from amenable burly men in spandex football pants…

Did I just order a new singlet online in a momentary pique of retail therapy? Maaaaaaybeee #chubbybearinspandex

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

My gods…I swoon so easily for this man it isn’t funny. Take Rick O’Connell from the Mummy/Mummy II, and add a nice amount of Golden Retriever energy, and you have Conzo. Forever a favorite.

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Petition to rename the g-spot the UWU-spot.

Hasn’t been one of my best weeks of late. Got word Monday my dad had passed. Services will be in FL in a couple weeks. Moods & emotions hit for a few days; though am now…ok. Could do with a cozy cuddle pile right about now.

Why are you gay?

Road head could be on the agenda between rest stops/bio-breaks…

Hi. Hello. Tis me, JoeZer. As I age into my dotage I have found that I enjoy an “edible” now & then. Pursuant to this, one I like had a BOGO for Black Friday. The 8mg of Delta 9 THC & 12mg CBD per piece bring on a nice zen in me, making me want snuggling & being caressed. Too bad I’m single :(

What’s a few anonymous items between BSKY oomfs, eh? 😈 fragen.navy/spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social

What’s a few anonymous items between BSKY oomfs, eh? 😈 fragen.navy/spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social

“Gay Bear, in repose” ~ circa November 2025, artist unknown. Lazy Sunday morning while visiting a cabin in the North GA foothills a friend’s family owns…

Can this weekend be the one where I have an overnight excursion somewhere where I can let my brain melt for a bit and see how many rounds I can go before I just have dry spasms when I cum, and how may loads I can get pumped into me in either end…? Pretty please…?

Oldest selfie on your phone. This is me, circa 2004. Technically…this probably doesn’t count as it was taken using an Olympus digital camera I had before I got a smartphone with a good camera.

17 days into being 58, and I’m spending my Sunday afternoon in boxers playing my cozy games on my Switch-lite. May as well open up for these meme-asks…

The face

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I’m glad that Past!JoeZer scheduled today, tomorrow, & Fri off giving Present!JoeZer a 5-day weekend for my birthday. Aside from being in one singlet or another I have no real plans on how to celebrate the occassion…

Jumpin’ Jiminy… Just posted my latest photo to my dust-laden tikkytok account. I forgot to include the usual parade of hashtags. Will be curious to see what kind of reach it gets…

Nipped from a trailer for Zootopia2: new equine to thirst over…

*attempting to look innocent and not called out by the last panel…*

Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born. So…yeah…just further proof I am well in my “daddybear” phase at this point in my life. IE: I R old.

Not me considering purchasing a silicon peen-replica an OF and animal care activist has had produced of himself. But…he’s such an adorable, goofy, golden retriever of a himbo with Mummy era Brendan Frasier vibes… *swoon*

*ponders how many people might become jealous of the brown plush toy teddy bear in this image as it rests upon my hirsute, snuggly torso*