Petition to rename the g-spot the UWU-spot.

Hasn’t been one of my best weeks of late. Got word Monday my dad had passed. Services will be in FL in a couple weeks. Moods & emotions hit for a few days; though am now…ok. Could do with a cozy cuddle pile right about now.

Why are you gay?

Road head could be on the agenda between rest stops/bio-breaks…

Hi. Hello. Tis me, JoeZer. As I age into my dotage I have found that I enjoy an “edible” now & then. Pursuant to this, one I like had a BOGO for Black Friday. The 8mg of Delta 9 THC & 12mg CBD per piece bring on a nice zen in me, making me want snuggling & being caressed. Too bad I’m single :(

What’s a few anonymous items between BSKY oomfs, eh? 😈 fragen.navy/spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social

What’s a few anonymous items between BSKY oomfs, eh? 😈 fragen.navy/spicyjoezerbear.bsky.social

“Gay Bear, in repose” ~ circa November 2025, artist unknown. Lazy Sunday morning while visiting a cabin in the North GA foothills a friend’s family owns…

Can this weekend be the one where I have an overnight excursion somewhere where I can let my brain melt for a bit and see how many rounds I can go before I just have dry spasms when I cum, and how may loads I can get pumped into me in either end…? Pretty please…?

Oldest selfie on your phone. This is me, circa 2004. Technically…this probably doesn’t count as it was taken using an Olympus digital camera I had before I got a smartphone with a good camera.

17 days into being 58, and I’m spending my Sunday afternoon in boxers playing my cozy games on my Switch-lite. May as well open up for these meme-asks…

The face

😊🍆💦🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

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I’m glad that Past!JoeZer scheduled today, tomorrow, & Fri off giving Present!JoeZer a 5-day weekend for my birthday. Aside from being in one singlet or another I have no real plans on how to celebrate the occassion…

Jumpin’ Jiminy… Just posted my latest photo to my dust-laden tikkytok account. I forgot to include the usual parade of hashtags. Will be curious to see what kind of reach it gets…

Nipped from a trailer for Zootopia2: new equine to thirst over…

*attempting to look innocent and not called out by the last panel…*

Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born. So…yeah…just further proof I am well in my “daddybear” phase at this point in my life. IE: I R old.

Not me considering purchasing a silicon peen-replica an OF and animal care activist has had produced of himself. But…he’s such an adorable, goofy, golden retriever of a himbo with Mummy era Brendan Frasier vibes… *swoon*

*ponders how many people might become jealous of the brown plush toy teddy bear in this image as it rests upon my hirsute, snuggly torso*

Oooo…the voice of JoeZer…??

Hear, hear…

My apologies. I posted something here that should’ve been part of my main feed. Those posts have been removed and reposted where I actually intended them to be. Thank you, management.

In a mild, cozy, mood* where I want to get lost in a cuddlepile lazily making out with a fella… [*: courtesy of 3 gummies; one each at 3hr intervals…]

Scrolling the social medias outside BSKY and this was plopped into my feed by Al G’Rhythm over in zuckerbook. I have a feeling y’all can guess which actor caught my eye first before their dialogue kicks in… youtube.com/shorts/IF-WQ...

Today is a WFH day…enjoy! #tummytuesday

Me at this moment on a Saturday night…

The weather is right for skinny dipping while evening twilight slowly takes hold

Fekking hell. I just did not have some cheesypoofs and an *cough*special gummie*cough* to end up getting this kind of “Be my sugarbaby” scambot DM… DM reported & deleted: ✅ Profile reported: ✅ Profile blocked: ✅ As Mother Superior was fond of saying, “Go with God, Crispey.”

…otherwise, in my particular case, known as “lots of ‘book smarts’, yet not much ‘hands-on practice’.”

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Found via an ad from Swish Embassy elsewhere in the wilds of social media. Also, we kinda sorta already been known ‘bout this pair… Kinda makes one wonder what else happens in the Wayback Machine.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.

I try to hide it for the most part, but I’ve not really ever been —truly— happy with my body; especially in one or two regards. Been taking time considering something. Something I’ve been thinking long and hard about. 1/3

Who would like a demonstration…?

A mood has been building in me. One I best described to a manbeast pal a short bit ago like this: “Shape me into the poppered-himbo-brained-cumaddict-hole stuffed full of your jizz then pop a remote controlled vibrating/estim plug in before I put on spandex and get bound, mummified & tortured.”

Follow (back) Friday: Reskeet this pec bounce, get a follow! Go!

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Happened across this article from the Nerdist elsewhere in my social media feeds. An IG alternative appears to be in the works. “Following Meta's fact-checking changes, Bluesky is creating Flashes, a photo sharing app that could potentially replace Instagram for many.” nerdist.com/article/blue...

Repost this to join me in the sauna, but more importantly to get a follow(back) from me 😉