It takes me a lot of time to come up with the quotes that do it so I appreciate you noticing

Socially liberal, physically conservative (likes boobs)

Reviving the spirit of the Kissinger account:

ZOHRAN THE GREATEST MAYOR IN THE NATION

Jerking off my gamer partner to get those nerd ropes

ACAB includes people with Ring cameras.

Carrie: Then he made me pasta puttanesca, I mean who does that!! Miranda: Wait, is this John? He made it for me too. Charlotte: No way, me too! I hate eating pasta on a date, so unladylike. Samantha: Oh honey, everyone in Manhattan has eaten John’s pasta puttanesca. It’s the only trick he has.

Straight guy who imagines he has a vagina when he masturbates because he’s not gay

Cartoonishly evil administration

Me, jealously, when I can’t own one because of apartment stairs:

Christian JOI: Don’t do it

As a white person who wants to suck other people cultures I felt represented by Sinners

Wallace and scromit

The Trump administration is lying to Congress and ignoring our constitutionally required approval for military action. This is what dictators do. This war is not just unjustified—it is unauthorized.

To show that it can be done, I have drafted up an impeachment article over Venezuela with one other (non-lawyer) looking it over for edits.

And if this turns out to be what it seems to be, call your reps and demand they impeach. reps.fyi

She xiao so long on my bao that my dumpling soup

I support a rules based immigration system. Immigrants rule. Let them in.

Many reasons not to take Catholics seriously, but one of the big ones this they think jerking off is ontologically evil

Doing communist surveying: marks and angles

Dr. Jackoff and his alter ego

Directors cut of the Magic Mike movies that includes Channing Tatum shooting ping pong balls out of his urethra

This is the name of my personal server

Do you think whos go on cousin walks with who hash?

I bet the whos have crazy roast beast curtains

Pulling himself along by his prehensile hog

People underestimate the evil in max’s heart, how else could the grinch get him to do that

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Grinch-course is the best course of the year

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet grinch and flights of whos sing thee to thy rest!

Do you think whos go on cousin walks with who hash?

A righteous and justified end for the monster

Sure the guy stole Christmas, but I’m not sure St. George should have done that to the grinch

The grinch challenges a manichean world view of good and evil through his redemption. the world is not black and white but green

I bet the whos have crazy roast beast curtains

In whoville. straight up “stealing it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. Your christmas

me and my whos would've killed the grinch with hammers I can tell you that much

Pulling himself along by his prehensile hog

Do you think the Grinch’s 3x heart stole its size from his huge hog?

It’s really awesome that one of the best scenes in Tommy is everyone yelling at a disabled kid for no reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPmi...

Polycule breakdown because I chose the wrong partner for a Duolingo friends quest…

What we needed on 9/11 was a good guy with a plane

This but for accordion

I went in and everyone there knew me

(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? Nice...nice. Me? Eh, I got the Wire Mother. Nah, it's not so bad. Can't pick your family, you know?

Guy who thinks James Joyce wrote ‘Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote’

Problematic Spotify listening age gap relationship

Teleological suspension of bridge

Dom who tells you that you do have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting