Going back to my day job after a couple of weeks off and getting repeatedly ‘he/himmed’ again honestly feels downright abusive.

The most relatable character in JJK is Megumi, because of that summon that would likely annihilate everything in the local vicinity, including the summoner, and I too would start casting it every time at the smallest inconvenience.

Just had a shower and feel like a cutie. More on this soon.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

What setting boundaries at my day job this week looked like: * Letting the phone go to voicemail when I’m busy * Not rushing to the next task just moving regular speed * Setting a timer when I started working so I don’t work over my hours * Moving my day job laptop out of my author office

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Me coming toward the end of my first month on submission to publishing houses:

HAPPY PUBLISHING DAY TO MARSHMALLOWS!! 🥳 Thank you to @srlpublishing.bsky.social for reuniting this little novella with Not Quite Out. It's a joy to see them together again! relinks.me/B0FGYG1LK1

Amazing things I did today: 1. Started making protein shakes that include fresh ingredients with blender instead of just using powder and a shaker and it’s SO much better 2. Started working with a new psychologist 3. Only refreshed my emails 100 times and not 1,000

Meeting with my new psychologist in five minutes send me good vibes through the dark spaces between us 💚

What is it about Brennan Lee Mulligan that makes me feral? 🥵

It’s Monday…

Changed my profile picture because I didn’t like the silhouette of those bunny ears in the circle 🙂‍↕️

How do you know when someone is your friend? Do I have to say “are we friends now?” to procure formal confirmation?

A local canvasser knocked on our door today with a little leaflet in her hand. Her: “Hello, sorry to bother you, I just wondered if you—“ *holds out leaflet which is blue and says ‘conservatives’ on it* Me: “Oh, absolutely fucking not.” Her: “Well thank you for—“ Me: *closes door hard*

Being quoiromantic is interesting when you’re trying to make friends (interesting spelled ‘confusing’).

If I was to ever end up an a polycule I think the audition process would involve several escape rooms.

Man this last week has me going into the weekend like

I forgot about more men having moustaches in November and now my knees are all weak.

Visited Chichen Itza. My favourite thing: the pyramid was crafted so if you clap at the bottom it echoes the sound of a bird (sacred quetzal). Also visited a cenote, these were said to be the entrance to the underworld. If you love writing reading is essential, but travelling definitely helps 💚

Fuck it, new profile pic. I’m a bunny now.

Just saw this and another interesting Rory lore: when I started taking antidepressants in my twenties daren’t leave my flat for a couple of days before I was terrified that the molecules of the ground had become unstable and this would happen to me.

Something you may not know about Rory… I get terrible sea sickness if a boat is on choppy water.

I’m such a princess that has gotten used to a silk pillowcase at home that I take a big fancy silk scarf when I go away to wrap around the pillow because I don’t like the feeling of a regular pillowcase anymore 😅

I know y’all love it when I’ve renamed TV programs (I think the most popular so far has been changing Foundation to ‘Space Maths’) and we’ve been watching High Potential this week which I’ve renamed to: ‘Sweet Dee Solves a Mysteree.’

I’d like to say idk which am but I do know

Looked at BA’s in creative writing as I felt curious but I don’t meet entry requirements. Not finishing high school really does bite you in the ass long term, it doesn’t even matter that I took an alternate route and ended up with an MSc, places want that high school English qualification 😅

Tasted squirt today 😍💦🥴

I’m writing a cosy horror and it’s chapter three. Three people are already gruesomely dead, and a crocodile has almost eaten the MC. Am I doing it right?

We’ve been in the discrimination is more protected than marginalised identities pipeline a while now but still, wild watching it happen. From this it’s a short step to ‘private businesses can discriminate based on personal beliefs as beliefs are protected’ and beyond, moving toward total exclusion.

Did I ask for this?

I’m so annoyed because I was really enjoying having longer hair but I think I may look better with it at the current trimmed length 😒

The Path of Gold. Sirach - Sorcerer Bard I will be writing a ton of stuff in the ALT about this piece because it took me nearly a year, and I am finally posting him. I hope you like him he's so much fun to play as. ArtTag #DnD #elf #NoAi #Witcher

Seems legit @bsky.app…

Hot guy sliding into my DM’s: “Hey, so…do you want me to send you a naughty pic?” Me: “Naughty? Is it or you like…nicking a chocolate bar or something? Or worse, like pushing an old lady down some steps.” Him: “Lol!” Me to myself seven hours later: “That man wanted to show me his penis.”

When you see a book event that looks interesting then look at the panels and all 20 or so speakers seem to be cis, het, and white…

I automatically distrust men with strongly visible abs. Sir, where do you keep your cookies? EXPLAIN.

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Okay I have made him go away with some powerful scowling nobody panic.

Why is it that men have the ability to make things go from feeling kinda cute and funny to the start of a horror movie in a single move?

In a terrifying update the pool man has now come back to clean the already clean pool again?

Speaking in his defence, I am at the accommodation alone and wearing my slutty pool outfit so…

I wonder if making friends in your 30’s/40’s is hard cos when you’re younger it’s like: “Let’s embark on this trauma journey together and our bond will be forged in its fires.” When you’re older it’s more: “Yeah, I’m fucked up. You fucked up? I’m tired now let’s go our separate ways and nap.”

Don’t support this, don’t use it, don’t touch it. Burn it with fire. If you are an indie author, I cannot overstate how much genAI publishing tools are intended to fuck you. If you rely on an online presence, you are working in an environment where this stuff can take everything of value from you.

Y’all better check your filters if you want to see me basically ever again I guess

Holiday thembo in Mexico for thirsty Thursday Fursday or whatever it is today. I find these shorts perfectly appropriate in size to walk around in public in, but my fiancé questions this choice (but does not object)

Man in my DM’s: “What would you do if I was passing you on the street and just grabbed you and kissed you 😏.” Me: “Punch you in the face then report you to the police.”

We just went to a fancy restaurant and the waiter brought out this black watery soup with pork and egg floating in. Fiancé says was delicious but my brain noped out so hard I literally had to get up and leave the restaurant to get some space away from the evil soup. I am not exaggerating in any way.