On the first day of femdom, my mommy gave to me...

It's over, god. I won fair and square. Hand me the boobs.

Reaction double snapping someone is better than having sex. I would take a double snap infinite over yonking it with the hottest person to ever exist ngl.

I need tits bigger than Mai's. This is a competition, and I will win.

I need to make a youtube video about why Marvel vs Capcom 2 is so fucking good that it makes my dick rock hard.

I could go for some jerk chicken right about now.

2 Mello continues to be the most based artist ever. Thank you 2 Mello.

Feels like this is probably the ideal year to stop even hate-watching and live-posting the game awards. I feel like we can exercise that amount of restraint and self-love, yeah?

Morag 💙 Brighid! 🏳️‍🌈 #xenobladechronicles #fanart #pridemonth

God damn, I wrote that last tweet wrong.

Getting ahead of the game

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

You guys wanna see a dead body?

I'm in my basketball era.

I'm what happens when you introduce a trans person to limp bizkit's significant other.

Congratulations to RamonJamon for winning tonight's Like a Fighter! See you next time! 🥈LooseLeaf 🥉@Mizut0ri.bsky.social

Just a couple hours left to sign up for tonight's beginner and intermediate VF5 REVO bracket, Like a Fighter! See you there! www.start.gg/tournament/t...

I want more zohran mamdanis.

"30 percent of window's codebase is written by AI." AND IT FUCKING SHOWS. Windows 11 is some absolute dogshit. I always wondered how much of it was written by gen AI. Guess I have my answer now.

We need bloody roar back. I think about this every halloween.

Hop on SF6

In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot, knock your shell off My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off The franchise, doin' big bi'ness, I live this It's automatic I win this Oh, you hear those horns, you finished

Portrait of Maybelle from Trails in the Sky.

Remember to say "Thank you Ant Tim" every morning.

I don't need god. I got Ant Tim watching over me.

You thought you were marrying a normal bisexual, but IT WAS I, DIO!!!

Congratulations to Paracles for winning tonight's VF5 REVO Like a Fighter #19! See you next time! 🥈 Jodi 🥉 Crabby Abby

Tis the season to rotate the same three shirts under the same hoodie

Lesbian basketball players be like: Lesbron James.

This deadass. People share steamcharts to declare games dead way too often. I don't think it's the "Gotcha" moment people think it is.

If I was hacker, first thing I would do is cancel all student debt Second thing I would do is delete Steam Charts

My friend group lately. #persona3

Transphobes talking about "facts and logic" I guarantee have never done a proof in their fucking lives. There's so many easy ways to disprove transphobia in verifiable ways. Do I have to sit some mfs down like a math teacher and explain it like they're 5?

Having actual real chest development changes a mf.

People who hate furries are fuckin weird to me, man. I hear “ew a furry” and I’m just like “Oh that tells me everything I need to know about you, as a person.”

There's a special place in hell for people who piss on the seat in gender neutral restrooms.

Street fighter V's story mode. Words can not describe how much of a complete waste of my time that was. Outside of that? tekken 1. Probably was decent for the time, but tekken 3 is so much better it hurts, and vf2 is a better game in every way.

If you're a fan of classic fighting games, both the saturn and dreamcast are practically must owns. Great renditions of cps2 and neo geo and naomi games in places where other platforms fumbled hard. Hell, the dreamcast could even (somewhat) do cps3 games.

I don't think anyone here needs me to tell you this, but skies of arcadia fucking owns.

"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand

All of these are words

I need everyone to see my new favorite video ever. I've watched it so many times. it's hypnotic

Pouring one out for fighting games with good feeling movement rn. You will be missed by me.

fem aktk is good

Alright, I got some beef. I'm gonna aire out some grievances real quick. Forgive me because I'm gonna become extremely hyperbolic, vulgar, and vivid for a second here. (Also, please do not act on this unless you're close enough to each other to) (1/7)

I love my absolutely adorable girlfriend.

I am the hollow knight, and this is my silksong.