so the rapture is not happening? :(

there’s no worse energy than that of a white guy with a British accent who clearly expects people to take him seriously because he’s a white guy with a British accent

this is probably just me living in a bubble but I’m surely getting the feeling that the counterprogramming has backfired a tad

Wrestling is the Bisexualist of the sports 🥰 #AEWAllOut

I love how unnecessary and extra Kyle is #AEWAllOut

neck vs neck match #AEWAllOut

Kyle’s selling is so good I totally thought that was it for a second there #AEWAllOut

lmao @ “life finds a way”

it’s not a party anymore, I’m SWEATING

obligatory reminder that Speedball is indeed barefoot #AEWAllOut

this match is just a party

This ppv is awesome. Gimme a Jack Perry return and it’s officially goated Get it? “Goated”?

FUCK YES I LOVE BEING WRONG

OH SHIIIIIIT STAT IS THE CHAMP

wait has OC returned offscreen? I don’t know whether I’m disappointed or whether this is, brilliantly, the most OC thing ever #AEWAllOut

I kind of love that Mox won this one. 8/11 on predictions though :(

this is getting gayer than Hannibal #AEWAllOut

shiiit we doin’ the coffin match already?

I keep forgetting that it’s still afternoon.

One hell of a night for Mascara Dorada #AEWDynamite

bless you Riho

wait is Mercedes’ entrance gimmick tonight just shirtless dudes or am I missing the subtext? #AEWAllOut

MJF:

love this for my man Dickochet

I KNEW IT redux

Oc oc oc oc oc

I KNEW IT

this match is sicko heaven #AEWAllOut

This match might already be top 5 ever in terms of cringe factor for me. This is a compliment. #AEWAllOut

I just realized that beyond wearing white, MJF is wearing WHITE #AEWAllOut

counter program deez nuts

Nah playing FTR's theme after spiking Beth's head to the ring is fucking hilarious lmao #AEWAllOut

FUCK YEAH BIG BILL KINGSTON TIME

I love the kayfabe concept of the production crew backstage trying to figure out who “won” a non-fighting segment so that their music can play #AEWAllOut

womanhandled

we already have referee bumps ladies and gentlemen #AEWAllOut

Ugh #AEW I get doing it for Dynamite and Collision but I don’t want to see social media engagement blocking my screen during a pay per view. Especially those from the nazi site.

I just realized, with #AEW doing All Out in Canada, the PPV should have been changed to All Oot.

I just want to take a moment to appreciate Big Bill having a solo match on the main card tonight #AEWAllOut

well, first wrong prediction of the night #AEWAllOut

I have somehow not noticed the massive gap in the audience yet.

try not to smile at the sight of Mina Shirikawa impossible level challenge #AEWAllOut

it’s so strange to be watching the back half of Collision as the pre show

Do we think Harley Cameron would Conglomerate? Paragon + Harley Cameron + Hologram = ParaLOLogram? #aew

if you don’t like kyle o’reilly you can’t be trusted #AEWTailgateBrawl #AEWAllOut 🤼

take a shot every time Schiavone says “that’s gotta be it!” #AEWAllOut

oh no he’s replaced us with Marina Schafir don’t blame him tbh

Calling him Silent Treatment Garcia from now on. #AEWAllOut

Danny's Death Rider theme song kind of fucks #AEWAllOut