ahem I AM FEELING OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE AEW WOMENS DIVISION NOW THANK YOU 🎤🎙️🎤🎙️🎤🎤🎤🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️

Even Kyle’s scream sounds Australian #AEWCollision

Blake christian’s horrid little goatee #AEWCollision

Production timing is way off on this episode #AEWCollision

Throw a few more metaphors in there Joe #AEWCollision

The Opps already looking Damp

Unfortunately i do wish the best for wheeler yuta

Wait what is happening lol #AEWCollision

The rebranding of reactionary gender and biological essentialism as “heterodox and challenging ideas to which liberal students must be exposed” is one of the greatest achievements of our stupid era. Congratulations to the reactionary centrists who helped make it happen - you dupes, you utter dolts.

I’m hearing that AEW has trademarked the phrase “Butlerian Jihad”

just got an email "announcing the 2025 Moss Symposium" and was SO EXCITED but apparently it's about a MAN with the surname "Moss." letdown of the century #leavesisplants #gardensky

Tolkien was famously under the influence of tea when he came up with Bilbo baggins

a mental health tip I have never seen anywhere else: Get some kind of weird novelty hat and put it on when you are in an inexplicable bad mood. I was feeling very depressed today but luckily i have a cartoonishly large top hat and it's really hard to be depressed while wearing it

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Wait did Stokely just imply that FTR all go to church together lmao

Jesus, Hangman is versatile lol this is bananas

Pac has the opposite of Instagram Face. That man helped build Hadrian's Wall

every day at the same time a blue jay lands on the top of the same tree on my block and screams. It is here now. hello my screaming friend

it's possible to really like a wrestler and think that something they said is fucked up! You don't have to retcon some obviously bullshit explanation that totally lets them off the hook!

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

i'm just a simple country lawyer but i think it's possible to defend Riho without resorting to misogyny yourself

Incredible stuff happening in the AEW subreddit

is there a surgery to remove the word “beesechurger” from my brain

It’s the culture of total ideological permissiveness that got us here - the idea that everyone has a completely unrestricted right to endorse ideas that are stupid beyond belief, and that if you make them feel like an idiot for acting like an idiot, you’re the problem. No. We need MORE judgement.

Seeing a party that abhors vulnerability try to publicly mourn, a very vulnerable thing to do, is like watching a dog trying to drive a car

it's fall let's listen to some sacred harp www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fV...

I would like to wish Hangman Adam Page a respectful “Congratulations” on retaining the #AEW Men’s World Championship 😌

I would like to wish Hangman Adam Page a chaste and respectful “Good Luck” in his match today 😌 #AEWAllOut

I hope this match is 90 minutes long #AEWALLOUT

Mox vs. Darby

This is COOKING. Riho and Mercedes putting on an absolute clinic #AEWAllOut

BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone in the crowd at #AEWAllOut has a sign that says “Counter program deez nuts” lmaao

I love when women #AEWAllOut 🤼

#AEWTailgateBrawl making an excellent case for a women’s tag title 🤼

They cut to commercial just as Harley Cameron got the staple gun from Skye GOD DAMMIT

take a shot every time Schiavone says “that’s gotta be it!” #AEWAllOut

I would like to wish Hangman Adam Page a chaste and respectful “Good Luck” in his match today 😌 #AEWAllOut

In Danny’s defense I also probably wouldn’t be able to take someone named “Daddy Magic” seriously

wait there’s commercial breaks on this? wat da heck

DANNY GETS A DEATH RIDERS ENTRANCE YAAAAAY #AEWAllOut

Explains the chorus of "I didn't vote for *this*" from regretful Trump voters (not sure if that's a significant bloc or just over-reported on, though)

WWE: Our next PLE features two septuagenarians and tickets cost $45,000 for nosebleeds. It will be held at Mar a Lago and is sponsored by smallpox AEW: Look at this wrestler reading bedtime stories to kittens :) tomorrow he will open someone's head up with a fork

when you're in a Sell Out the Working Class competition and your opponent is the International Brotherhood of Teamsters

Thekla On AEW All Out: I'm Very Excited About It Because All Three Of My Opponents Are Bad Bitches

The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years. Pinochet was ousted with a referendum. And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists. Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.

i will now complain about the way the AEW women's division is booked

Not only is this EXTREMELY sick, it lays out story arcs for Stat, Jamie, and Thekla (kind of haha) in a way that will be easy to build off of. Love Toni but I really hope she drops the belt on Saturday

Eight men’s segments, three women’s segments in tonight’s #AEWDynamite. Frankly that sucks!