Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

My car insurance is $1,740 in St. Pete but would only be $750 in Marysville… I shouldn’t have looked. That pisses me off so much. Especially with a clean driving record.

In less than 3 years I went from a 38 waist to a 32. Haven’t been a 32 since 7th grade, damn. Wasn’t exactly intentional but kinda need to reverse that trend a bit.

OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here

Packed, charged, and ready to head to Ohio! This time I won’t forget my pants and jacket…

I’ve been giggling at this all morning

That's too many complex words for them. You gotta dumb it down which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls

Whenever someone asks "you're gonna end a friendship over POLITICS?!" I remind them that politics are quite literally the best reason to end a friendship, because they above all else determine how a person acts and perceives people in the world.

Good morning Bluesky !

Me not knowing what’s going on while everyone is super active on here tonight.

Who would have thought getting divorced would result in being able to downgrade your iCloud storage after removing them from your photos history.

I need more photos of me smiling. That needs to change. My photo library has been obliterated cleaning out images of people that don’t matter anymore.

We are testing new dashcams at my company and my camera thought my car was on and idlin while it was charging. So it sent an alert once per minute that it was “Idle, No Driver” racking up a few thousand in data charges. WHOOOPS. Looks like we’re gonna have to figure something out for EV Charging.

It’s time for NNN. Nonstop Nut November.

Just broke the seal. Who tf ate all my chips.

So the back pain I struggled with for years? Completely gone. My last car was breaking my back. Literally. Haven’t had any pain since trading in my Bolt.

Keep up the good fight LUSH!

Want a fursuit but also don’t want a fursuit. Can’t explain it outside of a poor experience in Colorado after being mistreated by a group of them, eventually turning into a shit show when the bad behavior was brought up.

Trying to feel. Meds making it hard. Want to empathize. Body feels injected with adrenaline but the mind is tired. Also I’m suddenly incredibly hungry ugh.

Left my parking lights on. Since like 6PM EST. Instead of being like, “Hey you left these on” it just lets them burn and only tells you something is wrong when the HVB kicks in to refill the 12v. Goofy. Feedback submitted, maybe they will make a change in the next OTA.

Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.

I do not feel great. Dinner was a piece of candy. Why am I so bad at taking care of myself when I have no trouble managing the unrealistic needs of others.

Apples, the fruit, can have some vibrant colors. Apple, the company, instead chooses orange. MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE

Wild that I’m living rent free in their heads lmao. And I’m not even doing anything hahaha. I didn’t just sit and wallow in self-pity, I got the fuck off the floor and moved forward. Shit doesn’t rebuild its self. Let them be jealous that I did what they can’t. It warms my black, bitter coffee.

Between this and Sabrina doing a similar thing it is VERY CLEAR which pop stars are aware of The Moment right now and are rising to the occasion and which ones don't give a shit

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I’ve lost so much weight my belt wraps all the way around to my back now.

I remember when Foxtrot was an open gathering before it was commercialized for profit. Pepperidge Farm remembers too.

Cinnamon dark chocolate oatmilk latte with pumpkin whipped cream. So fucking good.

Left a voicemail for a customer. Had caffeine this morning. Not really supposed to have any but it’s fun sometimes. I’m a shaky jittery stuttery mess with energy. When I listened to that call recording it sounded like I was being held at gunpoint lmao. I hope they call back. XD

I’m doing better. That’s what matters. The right balance/mixture has been found. And things are going ok. Maybe not at the speed everyone wants, but progress is still being made. Grateful for that.

After losing 100Lbs in a year from stress and depression not an injection, I went from barely being able to eat without feeling sick. To being hungry all the time but still struggling to eat larger meals. Food doesn’t interest me. Idk, it’s like, the comfort side of it is severed.

The urge to yell “MOVE, I’M GAY!” at anyone in my way is quite strong lately. Like, fucking move. Step to the side instead of dead-ass stopping in the middle of a walkway, put the phone down while driving, turn in your license at 75 because you’re now a risk to everyone else, that kind of shit.

My Mustang is named Chance. My mom asked, “Why did you name your Mustang, Chance?” I told her why I named him Chance. Now she wishes she hadn’t asked.

Why the fuck did my coffee mug need a software update this morning. What. The fuck.

Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia

A pilot out in Nova Scotia seems to have had some fun yesterday. www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

My pirate wolf is gonna teach me all about knots. 🪢

I miss snow, so damn much.

Oso be like, “Why you up so early…” Lmao that grumpy ass lookin face.

But why tho. This doesn’t need to be like this. So crunchy and jarring.

Solo shadow on the sidewalk.

Anyone can appreciate a beautiful penis. The human body is a dynamic thing where the beauty is in our differences. Your body is beautiful. Wear yourself and show it off.

I told Oso we were “Gonna visit @wlfpir8.me house” and he launched off the bed and ran to the garage door at full speed. I feel you little man. Soon haha. Just a few more weeks.

For $100 I can get an 8oz Ember Mug2 with 2 bases, and the 12oz Ember Travel Mug2 with 1 base. Hella tempted. The Travel Mug2 are usually $200 and the mugs are $150 with ONE base…

I just… need to be dumb fox. Intelligence is becoming a crime here.

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

I feel like my emotions are oscillating a little with the medications. But I’d rather that than feel like any bit of resistance or friction would completely dismantle me.