and he uses it well hehehh wruff

the sebaceous cyst on my neck is apparently “textbook” in how spherical it is so that’s nice I guess. And getting it removed would leave decently-sized scars so my older gay male doctor recommended waiting for my neck to “start getting lines so it’s hidden more”

Are there fist-along videos? Like a popperbate-with-me but for fisting? And not just a video where someone tells you what to do but like there are people fisting in the video and you fist with them. If so, send me a link; if not, someone should get on that.

Here's to a sluttier '26 🎆🎇🎈🍑

Year end stats! Would’ve liked to get to 20 taken but oh well. No stated goals for next year aside from being diligent about tracking!

it’s tummy tuesday and i wish i had a big belly to rest my head against

No Sunday Scaries for me. 🥰 I just need to never work and have money to live on. That would solve all my mental health problems.

Gimme your lunch money nerd

Fav nude of 2025 - my hole looks so good here omg 😵‍💫

The amount of mushrooms in my green bean casserole specifically received praise at the gay christmas dinner ugh my mind

i’ve had two coached popperbate sessions with the same person this week and it’s only wednesday 😵‍💫

Ngl, an ass sitting on my face would cure me rn

i did stand up comedy tonight and it was good !

I refuse to accept that viva magenta id a bad match i mean look at me

Quote this with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku xx

HOLE was so much fun! Wish I coulda been versatile but I also got to play in some amazing holes 🥴

Have you been a good boy this year?

Multiple attendees have called this punch dangerous so i think that’s a success

i get to use my fancy punch bowl tomorrow heheh

The biggest sign of comfort for me sexually is the freedom to say whatever stupid shit comes out when I feel good. I dont talk thst much during sex and really bounce off of the other person so thst safety to be goofy snd unbridled matters a lot

Not to be overly horny but I'm truly feral for so many of my moots

QTP with your favorite flying type pokemon

feeling very subby today hmmmmmm

Why the FUCK do people still use anything ending in "tard"?? The R word making a resurgence was bad enough. Now we tack it on the end of things to be funny, let alone sexual? Is this 1992?? "Goont*rd" drives me fucking insane. Actually twist your ankle if you use words like that. Fuck off

was doing some organizing today and, well, when the square box needs to fit 17 items…

Genuinely upset and disappointed with Pantone’s 2026 color of the year choice

Pumpin for the first time in a bit!

It finally fit. I kid you knot, I shot such a big load 😏😈🫠 #bigtoy #stretch

me everytime i go to cvs because they NEVER have it

kinda fun to watch both sides of a brief internet tiff (especially when they seem to have reached a mutually respectful conclusion) especially when you’re attracted to both of them and would also wanna see them fuck

Living alone is crazy bc I haven’t spoken a word in the 4 hours I’ve been awake until I just screamed DISH SOAP!!!!!! while making my shopping list

Wishing you and your’s a Happy Thanksgiving from the DCboL’s Operation Stuff the Turkey Toy Party 🦃: @nfkhole.bsky.social 🧑🏻‍🍳: @pupsora1.bsky.social 🎥: @pupthrasher.bsky.social #GoodBoys #FFun #FF

Also he said my bj skills were a solid 8/10 and tbh i’m sensitive about my gag reflex so I will absolutely take it

Got fucked for the first time in a while 😍

Happy to announce I’m now working with Frens of Dorothy! Use code “ISOPUP” to get 15% off— I’m totally kidding. I politely told them to piss off

indulging in earthly delights (popcorn)

A lil self fisting to end Maryland Leather Weekend night 1 !

A pause for applause for last night I took 2 paws 😈. @pigfister.bsky.social I did it, Dad 🥹. Thanks to my lil wolf bro and his small paws.

The joy I feel seeing one of my bros achieve doubles 🥵

My current boss is really great and tbh the only downsite about her is she regularly sends me “le sigh” via Slack

one last spooky moment

Reminder: Food banks need money more than food! They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!

#jocktober day 31 weeeeeeee

pretty in pink for work-sanctioned halloween AND #jocktober day 30 🩷

#jocktober day 29 while catsitting

#jocktober day 27

*shayne topp voice* UPDATE