Much like a turkey I feel I must be tied up and basted 🦃 Who’s hungry?

Bator Fuel 😵‍💫

I’m gonna stuff this in your hole

Anyway, back to staring at penis.

Hi, group fitness coach here! Annual reminder that anyone—coaches, too—who tells you to “earn your holiday dinner” or “burn off that turkey” is wrong and needs to shut the fuck up! Exercise if you feel like it and if it makes you feel good. Otherwise just enjoy your food, okay? 😘 xo, Dad

“𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜? 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝!”

Struggling to focus when my balls feel this heavy 😩

Turns out, I love exposing my penis on the Internet.

Drain my balls and let’s go to sleep 💤

Gym done, time to smoke and crank my shit all day. I love my porn job 💞

Get your butthole here and have a seat. 🍑🐽🍑🐽🍑 Need to fill it up with some fluids.

pic of my dick and balls for attention

Lol. Lmao, even. But yeah, bingo! I love being a slut.

Hairy body appreciation post 🐻

Well…hello!

Not gonna be able to bottom for a while. 😭😭😭

Dad’s gonna smoke a joint and play with his musky penis. Join me? #tummytuesday

Flexing pits

Wanna come over? No need to bring anything, I got plenty to eat here 😌

Alright, where should we start? 👀

I know I oughta go to bed but I’d rather stay up and stroke my penis

Consider this permission to flood my inbox with horny DMs. Keep me goony. 😵‍💫

I’m so fucking feral today good god

I will forever be a tighty whities apologist

From the law office of Girthy, Sticky, and Curvy. #TheGoonersHandbook

“𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨! 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮, 𝙗𝙧𝙤?”

He #cums too quick with a #tightass

Love my pervert cock 😈

So happy in this body. 🙂

Who’s gonna milk me? #FCF #fatcockfriday

Repost if you want to be opened up on the sling 😈

Look at my hairy adult male penis, bro. 🤤

Wanna see what I’m hiding in my sweats?

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I'm wide open for you, bro. What you you expect? A gold-edged invitation?

Bate bate bate bate bate. 🤤😈

“Flex for me bro” 😮‍💨

Just a little worked up…

Failed No Nut November

This is the light that you’d be riding it in btw

I am having a fantastic evening 1. Got haircut (A secret un-numbered thing) 2. High and horny 3. Want to see ass. Post ass in my comments please 😈😈😘😘

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A little post gym treat

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.