Who are the Chiefs going to draft tomorrow?

Been a while since I cane back to a bunch of #HeyHeyHeyHey on the timeline.

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

This time next week we’ll have sailed away from Miami and be on our way to Barcelona. 😎

I didn’t mention egrets. And today there was this pretty Spoonbill that’s never been there before.

Every time

Shit show sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

Without posting your age, post your favorite film release the year you turned 18

This thread is just a small sample of why the 90s are my favorite decade of music and possibly the best ever.

Remarkable.

Anyone else get an email from Stubhub saying a settlement refund would be coming in the next 14 days?

Lees Summit y’all good? 🌪️

My kink is karma

Downtown baseball!

Wild Thing

No more new episodes of The Pitt until next year. Blah.

“I just whipped your ass” - Austin 3:16

Ballgame. Ugh.

Goddammit #Royals

Isbel

A new episode of The Pitt is on tonight.

Bitch I will beat your ass

I think mine are cuter together so here are two of both of them!

"an elegant [coffee] for a more civilized age"... We used to be a civilized nation.

They have Cheddar & Sour Cream flavored Doritos and Cool Ranch Ruffles now. I might be interested.

Deflategate

Need to start taking pics on these walks around our “lake”. Ibises, Herons, ducks, goose, nutria, lots of wildflowers. It’s very pretty for being a dot in the middle of a big ugly city like Houston.

Starting to mix in a minute or two of a light jog over the course of my morning 2 mile walk. I hate it.

Good morning

Might’ve (definitely did) book another cruise today 😅

Accountability? In 2026? Nice.

He probably took away any tip after this

I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment

Still true

“If I wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican.” 🤪

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

Sooo Christmas markets in Budapest this year? 🤔

Good riddance

Now the argument is: "This is better than getting nuked." So much winning.

Sometimes all I can say is WTF

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

Going to get some odd looks when I start asking for little tablecloths.

There is plenty of space in the yard for both of them yet

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo