Wrong one. Goddammit.

Laura took the 2025 Family Fantasy Football championship in her first year. 197 points... even with Derrick Henry’s 46 points on her bench! 😅

It’s mid 50s and bright sunshine. I love Houston’s attitude to chilly weather

This is good life advice in general.

My sister had it on when I showed up the other night and I made her turn it off. Immediately.

Everyone else in OP is here today too. 😩

I cashed out a $5 3-leg parlay for $40 instead of risking Watson not catching a TD for $180. Welp. 😩

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

HI, MAY I HELP YOU? 😋

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Has the New York Times done a piece on Dallas and Houston Democrats who don’t think conservatives can represent them to the same extent? Because that’s the index event for this phenomenon. But I won’t hold my breath.

They’re already replacing the Christmas stuff with Valentine’s Day candy.

Bombs for Jesus

Hell yes

Oooh more new Stranger Things tonight.

😏

Christmas.

My two oldest nephews gave our youngest nephew/their little brother a PS5 🥹

My niece, a college sophomore with an apartment, asked her mom to give her toilet paper for Christmas. So we bought her a giant pack of toilet paper two.

My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly.

“Don’t ever leave Oklahoma” is nightmare fuel tbh

Hope everyone is having a good night.

One fucking foggy Christmas Eve

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/

I don’t know who’s worse- the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards- or the pets who refuse to sign

Her squad scored 180 this week 😭

Me, any time I try to play poker....

What a shit game.

Made it.

See you later today, KC.

The #1 movie from when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.

Jake Paul was just KNOCKED OUT by Anthony Joshua. It is a fantastic day.

Happy Holidays

Grand opening of the Trader Joe’s down the street this morning 😬

7. Easy.

Grand opening of the Trader Joe’s down the street this morning 😬

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Christmas trees are just regular trees that decided to become fabulous drag queens.

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Travis Kelce Worried Patrick Mahomes’s ACL Tear Will Derail ‘Harlem Shake’ Groomsmen Entrance

One of our favorite places to have lunch in KC is closing on the 31st. The menu changes daily and our last chance to get our favorite things will be on 30-31. So we’re going to stay in KC a few days longer this time so we can do that. andreschocolates.com/pages/overla...

Laura and I finished 2 & 3 going in to our family fantasy football playoffs. So only one of us (probably her) is going to the championship after our matchup this weekend. Her squad averaged 140+ a week 😬

Had this injection today. I hope it works. I’m still going to be sore for a bit but at least I talked her in to a hydrocodone rx instead of just tramadol.

We’re just straight up going up to invade with no real reason or congressional authorization. Jesus.

A Stephen King tribute to Rob Reiner Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/o...