Do you have any concept of how hard it is to be the worst Wendy's I've ever consumed? Kudos to these fucks who somehow managed to put extra mayo on my chicken sandwich and it's still dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife.

Hey Joe, how you gonna know when you've finally made it in the world? I guess whenever I'm able to stop putting plastic on my windows in the winter time I'll have reached a sustainable level of financial security.

This rug has been a fixture in my life from as far back as I can remember and will almost certainly be enjoyed by someone else long after I am gone. Decades have passed where I grew up playing on it, sitting on it while I worked on projects, eating meals over it, and watching my cats wrestle with

Today I learned that goonhound (coonhound+amstaff) means something completely different to people under 40. I'm not sure what, though. Is this something I can safely Google?

Windows: you need to install this update. Windows: delete some stuff you don't need to free up space to download this update. Windows: we've filled your entire hard drive with AI bullshit you don't use and you can't delete it, so get rid of the stuff you actually use so we can give you more AI.

My 4 year old has decided that Gwar's tiny desk concert is the best thing since Spiderman.

This should go without saying, but apparently some folks didn't get the memo. YOUR TEAM IS NOT ENTITLED TO MY SUPPORT SIMPLY BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM IS WORSE. I don't owe you shit, you want my vote fucking earn it. Sincerely, A. Leftist, Esq.

@profanity.accountant let's see it

I am at work today exclusively because some of the folks on my crew said they couldn't afford an unpaid day off and they're not allowed to be here unsupervised. None of them showed up to work.

You know what's not like riding a bike? Fuckin jump ropes apparently. My dumb ass saw something that said 10 minutes jumping rope equals a 30 minute jog and apparently what it actually equals is injuries to body parts science hasn't even discovered yet.

You know what would be really fuckin hot? A functional furnace.

Hey chat, should I take crypto investing advice from a dude who can't afford to replace a broken window in his car as we head into an Ohio winter?

Hitler had a micropenis and any national socialist who doesn't immediately schedule a dick reduction probably voted for Kamala.

I am an anarchist with crippling imposter syndrome. People keep putting me in charge of very important things and I wish they would stop.

Dude in one of my gcs just mentioned that he's never seen any Star wars movies and asked if they were worth the hype. Told him to binge watch in order starting with episode 1 and to go into it knowing JarJar is the greatest Jedi in recorded history. Today, I chose violence.

Never play chess with a pigeon, no matter the result it will shit all over the board and strut around like it won. The Dems are playing chess with pigeons. Not against them, WITH them. The entire Dem chess team is pigeons, shitting in everything and pretending they won.

BREAKING NEWS: SCHUMER'S DEMS REPLACE KENTUCKY'S MAMMOTH AS BIGGEST FUCKING CAVE ON EARTH.

I was almost starting to get caught up financially when the fuel oil tank in my basement failed. I won't know until tomorrow if this is a $1200 fix or a $12000 fix but it really doesn't matter because I don't have access to either amount.

Gotta love that AI slop.

My fuel oil tank sprung a leak. Thankfully it was under 30 gallons and it happened today as I've got 200gal scheduled for delivery Tuesday.

I've noticed that there isn't much talk here about the current internecine war that is unfolding on the right, spearheaded in large part by Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. I know this shit is insane and feels bad. But this is a mistake (1/)

Today, Ms.Rachel accepted Glamour Magazine ‘Women of The Year’ by wearing a custom dress with drawings from children from Gaza.

Me: Also me: This dude next to me on my goddamned lunch break: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH Bro lunch is the time we all shut the fuck up so I can do this crossword in peace.

I'm just a dumb construction worker, but fighting a war in Western Africa while we're fighting a war in the Middle East and another with the entire top of South America and maybe one in East Asia just for shits and giggles sounds like a not good plan.

If your entire concept of JD Vance is based on a piece of propaganda that was wholly written by a trained Marine propagandist, maybe don't try to tell me how cool he is.

After only picking up items on sale and taking advantage of some serious coupons, I got my $140 grocery bill down to $90. I got $60 worth of food. My fan isn't in a real bad place right now, but it's going to be a long hard winter for a whole lot of people.

My apprentice, who goes home at lunch every day to enjoy a hot meal prepared by his mother, just tried to give me shit for packing my lunch in a paper bag.

I've got a lot of newly active lib acquaintances who are always trying to get me to grab a bite to eat before "protests." I keep trying to tell them that despite my zip code I'm way more punch people than brunch people, but they don't get it.

a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.

"if you question any Dem pol or don't vote a straight Dem ticket you're a racist homophobe" has to be the most twitter brained bullshit I've ever heard in my life, and this ain't even Twitter. Be better, libs.

The goddamned milquetoast shitlibs keep fucking texting me for campaign contributions tonight. How about you fuck off to your job and do something to make me WANT to give you money instead of threatening me with all the shit you're going to allow anyways? Fuckouttahere

2015: ditch cable, only pay for the channels you actually watch for pennies per day! 2025: pay $40/mo for each of 11 streaming services comprising 273,496 individual channels, none of which air the local broadcast programming you're looking for right now (unless you spend another $40/mo.)

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you ever find unattended SUVs that frequently contain masked men, do NOT put Ideal Noalox on the windshield wipers. That shit will smear all over the glass and reduce the visibility to zero and washer fluid won't clear it.

Are you a mechanic? Nope, grew up poor. Where did you learn plumbing? Grew up poor. Is there anything you can't fix? Just the shit that hasn't broken yet.

“It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love each other and support each other. We have nothing to lose but our chains.” Assata Shakur

My favorite part of being an American in the year of our Lord 2025 is that if I don't work 50 hours a week, I can't afford to meet my family's basic needs and we die. If I don't work 50 hours a week, we lose our medical coverage and die. 1/

I wonder if immigrants would make more of an effort to learn English if Americans would make more of an effort to not be insufferable douche nozzles?

I'm assuming there was no rapture since all of the best and worst people I know are still here.

I can't begin to tell y'all how awesome it is that I get to attend multiple milquetoast ass Dem campaign and social gatherings every week as armed plainclothes security because there are legitimate threats to people eating fucking brownies while listening to stump speeches.

The mom who chose to take care of me when the mom who was supposed to take care of me chose not to passed away tonight. I hope she finds the peace that evaded her in life.

I have encountered no less than 4 people on this site -today- who really just need to go back to reddit.

Jesus fucking Christ. An org that kicks members for thinking about militias, a YouTube channel, a book club, a chapter of the anti-militia org... One out of five ain't bad. Hell, if you're a cop one out of five is damn good.

I hope everyone who jumps on this fake moral outrage bullshit that's designed to destroy dissent in America survives a fire.

I like the second amendment as much as anybody, but I read on the internet that when people say they're "pro 2A" it means something completely different and that's actually an organized group funded by right wing billionaires who want to destroy America.

for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao

"I grew up poor and we never stole things" The median household worked 39 hours a week to earn $10k a year and the median home price was $23k in 1970. The 2025 median household works 78 hours a week to earn $79k per year and the median home price is $422k. 1970 poor ain't 2025 poor.