I forgot how fucking expensive character shoes are. Anyway I applied to audition for a community theatre musical and I’m so sorry to say I will be in *m*z*n character shoes. There’s a $200+ difference like I gotta put me first.

Me: “i found a musical audition near me but I should get a vocal lesson beforehand or something to get my vocal chords back into it” Marisha Wallace: “I have zoom links to my three hour vocal masterclass!”

Also praying booing for water is purely a Boston thing for the rest of the tour.

I’m hitting Attleboro and they straight up never came around to scan tickets I’m pissed I activated mine they don’t expire till October I could have had a (girl math) free trip home from Boston sitting in my app but noooo I’m too honest and activated it once I sat down FOR NOTHING 🫠

Also I’m using a rented portable charger cause my phone was on 4% when I got back to south station and I need my phone alive to scan my train ticket. This is a personal lesson I learned tonight I have an iPhone 8 I need to bring my portable charger with me if I cross Providence’s borders

Okay also we were told by the manager of the venue that we could take pics and vid’s as long as our flash was off then a different dude announced no pics or vids at all so we were all conflicted but the people around me and I were taking videos- and I think Suzie caught me filming her final song

Learned three things at With A Z tonight. The Entertainer has lyrics, Suzie, her boyfriend, AND I are all Polish, and we’re also both Marg Girlies.

I forgot mascara but i guess now if I cry it won’t be a huge mess?

Suzie sold out Boston tonight I’m yelling this is going to be over the top fantastic I will cry idec I love Suzanne Boots so much I’m so fucking excited

SUZIE IN EIGHT HOURS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD

This has been my retirement plan since I was like 13 anyway

Also I am planning for one of the nights of Halloween to dress as Emcee but the Marcia (modern) version because why tf not. Now if only I can lowkey convince Em to be Sally-

I found a Jellicle Ball slime tut NOBODY speak to me for the next two hours

Suzie. What the absolute fuck is the dress code for With A Z idk what to wear and I’m doing a full day I’m going to Mike’s and the Harvard museum so I know I’ll need to bring a change anyway but change into WHAT SUZANNE

Also Suzie I do know Hot Honey Rag if you wanna do it and need someone to come up and assist just let me know

I’m also at this weird place where I wanna watch With A Z clips from last night but also I kinda wanna wait till Wednesday and just Experience It Live

One week till Soupy and idk what I’m gonna wear-

My best friend’s baby smiles in her sleep. I would do anything for this infant as if she was my own I swear to GOD I love her and almost as much as I love her I love Giving Her Back To Her Parents

Oh my god wait. I gotta plan this Boston day tf out-

Also last week I woke up in a cold sweat Michael Jackson style and made sure to get this written down in the event Prince stole my original verses to ‘Bangladesh’ by Ian McConnel and I haven’t had the balls to make a TikTok but I WROTE IT DOWN Prince DO NOT STEAL THESE FROM ME

Suzie Toot idk if you understand I would do literally anything for you-

E X C U S E M E

Also there was like 50+ people at this party and someone brought a DOG (actually there were three dogs total) but one was visibly vibrating with anxiety so I grabbed dog treats and a bowl of ice water and I sat with this dog for a literal hour telling her she was so pretty and such a brave girl.

*drives golf cart filled with fireworks past bonfire* “Mind you [driver] wears a shirt every day at work that says ‘safety first’”

See so my gf works at a scrap metal recycling yard. So when she said “we’re having a company fourth party at the owners house!” I didn’t think anything of it till I made eye contact with a m*g* hat on this man’s mantle. I’ve done a great job of staying so quiet in the respect of Em’s employment.

Sunrise on The Reaping teaser? On the fourth????? Haymitch’s Birthday?!!!??? OPENING IT WITH SID!!!!!!

Y’all will not believe what I have purchased I’m going to Lez out BAD Suzie here I come

I’ve already referenced her THRICE today. It’s her holiday idec. Fuck the Fourth of July.

“You think they got Groupon?” “For WHAT?” “Gettin our teeth done in Turkey- you think they got bogo?”

I can tell when I’m getting my period cause any issue with food will absolutely ruin my entire life. We stopped at Panera and they didn’t have French onion. So I just put an order in at a separate Panera cause I’m not sorry idk if it’s luteal phase or tism but I need my fuckin soup with my salad.

GOT CONVERSE FOR $22.50 I FEEL FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE

Alt Gay and From New Jersey are coming back to Boston but it’s the day before we leave for a fucking bender y’all think I can make this work I just wanna see them skate in person and tickets are less than $70

I had my first Costco hot dog of my life today and so what if I saw God

ANYONE!!!!!!!! Can COOK!!!!!!!!

And you know what HELL yeah

*a dog bites me, causing profuse bleeding and tissue trauma* julie andrews, stoned off her gourd: have u tried,, thinking about mittens. or kettles. that helps me in these situations me: im bleeding julie: think about wet flowers

We’re behind a tour bus with the biggest police escort I’ve ever seen to the point they block the exits when the bus is going by very honestly yall I think it’s Taylor and this is 100% the closest I’ll ever get to her

Pisces: Don't worry about the dark cloud hanging over you lately. You'll have worse things to worry about soon.

I am torn. I am in the process of selling my car idk how much I’m getting for it yet but I’m using whatever I get towards a moped and there’s two I can’t decide on. One is a trike and is more expensive and needs to be shipped in a crate from idk where the other is a regular moped from a dealer in RI

🚨 Olivia Rodrigo announces her all-female Daisy Chains Fields Festival. 100% of the net proceeds from tickets will go towards charities that advocate for women and young girls. Taking place August 29th in Irvine, California.

“Maybe your cat’s meowing cause she wants a cigarette” “Cinnamon wants a Newport SO BAD”

Anyway fave pics from the night

And now! All I gotta do is make a mix cause Veina Darling is BACK at Ego this Thursday for pride hangover me Complete and Nadia Nice I’m excited gotta get my ankle under control but 🥰

Idk what the fuck I did but I fucked my ankle up bad last night. I didn’t even notice till I got home and took my boots off and said “oh! I’m in pain!” Happy pride

Broke: midsommar is a movie about bad relationships Woke: midsommar is a movie about white supremacists Bespoke: midsommar is a movie about how grad students should be killed

*at the sex club Anybody want some spaghetti? My whole backpack is full of spaghetti.

The price of clown skool significantly cheaper than I thought y’all- someone please keep me from going to the next intensive

Im gonna be on one today I haven’t worked on a nap in so long

Anyway is anyone else on jartok I love it in here