Every time I see some shit like this I get more excited for society’s inevitable full circle back to paying one company for all encompassing media consumption. Anyway I miss cable-

Please don’t come to Rhode Island on that day this is SOUTH RI these people don’t leave their towns and it’s majorly nursing homes just watch one of the Jenners live streams of it please leave the tiny state alone we cannot handle a swiftie influx just cause y’all wanna see the dress before Travis

Walking out of my bedroom to my roommates and drag father watching the Eurovision movie starring Rachel McAdams and Will Ferrel and I asked what movie it was and they said in earnest “Mean Girls 3- Regina changed her name and moved to Iceland to pursue her singing dreams” and believing it-

I just found out I missed the Nibbles Lighting and I’m incredibly fucking devastated I just wanted to see them light the bug 🥺

“Just because I’m 26 doesn’t mean i have to wear business caz to the club”

It’s national kick a ginger day and it’s the first time since high school I feel enough of my natural hair has grown out to say that I’m fair game this year (please do not kick any redheads without their consent today thank you)

“The summer and winter solstices” “Stolsci if you will” “…” “You won’t.”

YALL SEEN THE DANCE MOMS NEW ERA TRAILER WE COULD SEE BOOP!

In honor of Vine coming back I am happy to report that Sabra Hummus still contains all our daily nutrients: like zero grams of trans fat and ✨ooooh my god cholesterol✨

One of my coworkers yesterday said I remind her of Ashby. Ive BEEN riding that high. I straight up got mad excited and then IMMEDIATELY “and now I’m bashful” she was like “I was watching her live and I kept being like ‘Veina WOULD’” and I was like “and i WOULD I want to be her friend so bad”

Vine coming back and I only have like a fourth of my vine sleeve done. Hey at least now the material is fresh* *in our minds thank you whoever is bringing back vine for simply just putting vine back up and not letting anyone mess with the perfection She Was

Everybody splitting up and leaving Jay with these donkeys is crazy

Tag yourself I’m Rats Making Love

THE NAME IS MAMDANI M A M D A N I AND YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT BECAUSE HE IS THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m cheering so loud I hope he can hear me personally all the way from providence

Have any of y’all ever been gushed at for five straight minutes about how much you bring to the workplace how incredible your work is and how much your manager trusts and has confidence when you’re with a client? And then immediately after get written up for ‘poor performance’? Just me? Not shocked

I mean i know I’m not a resident of the city of New York I just feel like it’s a little homophobic that I’m at work in Rhode Island when I should be at the polls for Mamdani

Y’all don’t say ANYTHING else i haven’t watched the ep yet I’m at work I just wanna know did Abhora come back or are they dead- Also did we ever get a confirmation on what it was they ate

Like I don’t usually rate my vomit episodes but honestly though physically that one was really bad, Halsey was singing New Americana in the back during so like. 4/10 for a decent setting and not making me miss too many of my favorite songs but like physically that was awful yall.

“They twinkified No Roots!”

50 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Happy Halloween uglies (from SEVEN YEARS AGO????) it’s been that FUCKING LONG but it’s okay cause I’m seeing them tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

Ain’t nothing like pulling up to Taco Bell in face on Halloween because they don’t bat an eye unlike the nearly 362 other days of the year.

I think they win Halloween with this one-

Ashby at Sabrina and not being Arrested By Sabrina is an insane missed opportunity, like. Beana. Why NOT.

Shaking ass to Von Dutch in his cell I know that’s right

Day late but. Call the bitch’s mom.

I heard it might be a conspiracy theory but idk I’m just mad cause I found this at Spirit but I don’t trust package costumes so I asked if I could try it on and the employee said I could put it on over my clothes so I took it out and put it up to me tell me why it was TINY. Like it was marked large

The patriots are doing well again- nature is healing.

I hate gay theatre kid Halloween what do you mean Marisha Wallace dressed as Liza Minelli performed for Bette Midler and she WILL be doing it again

“Canada is like. It’s like a figment… Its a choice consciousness. Collectively.”

You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud

Idk what it is when you’re like 19 hours late but we’re finally watching and why the hell did Drac and Swan switch sides. Drac is always on the left what’s happening here

Yet another day of regretting getting my cosmo license in Rhode Island instead of Massachusetts 🫠

Amazing! Now I can cry at home 🥰

When Ashnikko said “but in the HEEeeat of the mOOMent, I put my hand in fiiiireeeee” I really felt that.

I thought we were getting Rosalía-

Can y’all fucking believe I just found a parking spot on Thayer. Within a block of where I needed to be. This is a miracle as FUCK

I don’t like not knowing. This is frightening me. Don’t fuck with my boy. Don’t say “wild” my mind is wandering and there’s a certain specific man in Hollywood I thought we were marked safe from and this is SCARING ME JUST TELL US WHO IT IS PLEASE

“Do you think [redacted]’s on ozempic” “If they wanted to stick themselves every day they’d just go on mones”

I can’t wait to quit this job

EARLY BIRDS LETS GET THIS WORM

Halloween House Party *to the tune of that one SNL skit song ‘Crucible Cast Party*

HOLY SHIT YALL

If it’s not up within 15 minutes I’m going to bed.

Join us TONIGHT for the premiere of The Boulet Brothers Dragula Titans S2 only on Shudder and AMC+!

I’m sorry but if you post AI slop I immediately think less of you…

It’s Cinnamon’s gotcha day today we’ve had her two whole years now which is insane cause she’s barely grown but what’s also insane is both my babies have milestones on inconsequential holidays. Cinnamon was brought home on Mean Girls Day and Bodega’s birthday is 4/20 like. It fits so well for me-

Atp I’m done. I don’t even care what will happen to me I wanna call state board on my job. I cannot continue being the O N L Y one who actually cleans and sanitizes our COMMUNAL tools. And worse I’m tired of being told “it doesn’t matter” when I’m just trying to have a fucking clean salon.

i can't afford therapy so i just shovel Oreos into my mouth as i stare into the middle distance