please no, anything but the water cooler 😭😭😭 #GDQueer @wooffledee.bsky.social

THE CURSE WAS FINALLY LIFTED

FUCK TOMORROW DO IT TODAY

FIRST EVER SUB 30 MINUTE CHAPTER 1 ALL BOSSES SPEEDRUN BANGGGG

(sexually repressed white dude in new york city) do you really want to be under the mayoralty of MOM DOMMY?????

Whose idea was it to make the discord pings spooky now?? I’m genuinely horrified anytime someone tries to talk to me. I joined a call and got so scared I had to leave, which then scared me even more. I can’t even talk to my girlfriend anymore because I’m too scared. This is fucked up discord 😡

do you think the gueis say to the mizzles “ni hao fine shyt”

Just heard the news. Had to see it for ourselves. RIP JFK #StopPoliticalViolence @ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com

deltarune speedrunners get potassium irl @ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com

on the acid lake rn, at rouxls wya???

This app doesn’t give me balloons so enjoy a screenshot of Twitter (19)

oomf duct taping me to her keyboard, punching me and setting me on fire wasn't nice

What the fuck dude

Feeling super coy rn dhmu #RT #WOTD

I will get chapter 1 world record… one way or another…

love is real my gf is doing a run for a speedrun marathon rn and just said "my cat is watching the stream right now" ^-^ mreoww

@ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com is the original Speedrunner. #SavingSarah www.twitch.tv/doodleplex

@ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com is saving time in her Deltarune (All Chapters All Bosses Glitchless) by skipping the lesbians, seems about right! #SavingSarah www.twitch.tv/doodleplex

One of these days i'll get susie death bro

this is so cursed to look at

new 6 second deltarune timesave means I can casually take every single chapter 1 world record in 2 days 😛

PART 2 OF YOUR DAILY CHAPTER 1 ANY% WORLD RECORD, THIS TIME FEATURING THE MOST MID RUN FEATURING THE STUPIDEST STRATS YOU'VE EVER SEEN

@ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com :3 anyway

having glasses is such a nerf wdym ill randomly be unable to see clearly because i accidently tapped the glass or something

no susie death? 6 seconds of pure rng timeloss? no problem (i'm so livid this would have been a 3X)

I forgot to mention this sooner, but I will be running Deltarune All Chapters All Bosses Glitchless on October 5th at 3:15PM CST, alongside @trinky44.bsky.social & @30aces.bsky.social, as a part of Saving Sarah, a marathon raising money to help Sarah (duh) maintain her current home. Links below!

ANOTHER CHAPTER 1 WORLD RECORD WITH DEFINITELY NO NEW STRATS. 3X SOON. (wr by less than a second since ners beat me like an hour ago lmaooo)

extra ralsei attack on king lol

CHAPTER 1 WORLD RECORD WITH ABSOLUTELY NO NEW TIMESAVE WHATSOEVER. I PROMISE. DO NOT FACT CHECK THIS.

…ohhhhhhh

Been feeling really vehemently recently #RT

I beat Deltarune GeoGuessr with @trinky44.bsky.social

(on an elevator) there's levels to this shit...

they're calling me a prophet (has been my status for almost a week)

do NOT ask the Deltarune Speedrunning Community if Fake Gerson is a boss, worst mistake of my life

if i see one more person misspell Rudinn or Bloxer i might have a generational crashout

Mindblock

Average early game followed up by the greatest gameplay of my life. New Undertale Neutral/Any% WR.

world record ! :D

First Neutral PB in over a year and a half! Lost WR to unfortunate PC lag in flowey that lost about a second. Oh well, this run proves that a 51:1X is not only possible but extremely doable. I think that's gonna be my new goal going forward. see yall soon

the undertale speedrunning goat convo

The fun doesn't stop here! ✨ I'm back on @gamesdonequick.com hotfix on Monday 11th 10:46pm EST / 3:46am BST with @wrongorgan.bsky.social Mouthwashing with an Any% Glitchless speedrun with @30aces.bsky.social @ashmichda.fastlittleboys.com @luciousness.bsky.social on commentary!

"G.T.M." To Be Awarded And Consequently Fumble「 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝒜𝒩𝒟𝒜𝒯𝐸 𝒪𝐹 𝐻𝐸𝒜𝒱𝐸𝒩 」

I think our #PAXWest schedule might be peak, what do you think? Thank you to all of our runners who submitted runs and congrats to our selected runners! 💙 We can't wait to everyone in Seattle!!!! See the full schedule: gamesdonequick.com/s...#PAXWest @officialpax.bsky.social‬

guys ive just been informed i have "major small dick energy" is this true do i have small dick energy

lol

um. bang (55th/353)

do NOT ask the Deltarune Speedrunning Community if Berdly is a boss, worst mistake of my life