i hate capitalism cause why am i awake at 4:34am on New Year’s Day about to clock into my shift

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

y’all i already fucked up 2026… 2027 will be my year tho

Don’t forget, in one week we have the most intense tournament in GDQ History… ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!!! SIGN UP NOW!! THE MORE PEOPLE THE BETTER!! TUESDAY AT 2PM ET!! #AGDQ2026 challonge.com/agdq2026_rps

Episode 8 of The Scenic Route is up next! We will be seeing two runs that are gonna be at AGDQ 2026! American Truck Simulator w/ anarchy and lazlo! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 w/ Bdud5 and Z3R01337 Come join us now!

forgot to post a final reminder so AGDQ Talent Show submissions close TONIGHT at 11:59PM PT! I will reach out to signups tomorrow to make a set list and it will be released asap! Submit here: forms.gle/NHKoqx6vk4d9...

forgot to post a final reminder so AGDQ Talent Show submissions close TONIGHT at 11:59PM PT! I will reach out to signups tomorrow to make a set list and it will be released asap! Submit here: forms.gle/NHKoqx6vk4d9...

Hope everyone's been having a great holiday and that you're excited for #AGDQ2026! Don't forget to sign up for some cool activities I'll be hosting there! Rock, Paper, Scissors Tourney on Jan 6 at 2PM ET: challonge.com/agdq2026_rps GDQ Talent Show on Jan 8 at 8PM ET: forms.gle/AaM3hEtGzsygrCJJA

what the fuck do you mean burning man is in zootopia 2

GO WATCH GDQ JEOPARDY SIGN UP FOR THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT SUBMIT YOUR TALENTS TO THE TALENT SHOW!! PLEASE DO ALL OF THESE THINGS!

that season finale was so fucking good and I’m immeasurably disappointed in Carol for letting the yuri yearning delusions distract her from her original goal #pluribus

Especially the way I'm doin it

GO WATCH GDQ JEOPARDY SIGN UP FOR THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT SUBMIT YOUR TALENTS TO THE TALENT SHOW!! PLEASE DO ALL OF THESE THINGS!

why does discord think i need to know everything under the goddamn sun no i did not need to know that this person i’ve never spoken with has pinned a message in a channel i’ve never checked in a server i have muted and my quality of life has not improved after knowing this information

Reminder that submissions for the #AGDQ2026 Talent Show are currently open throughout the rest of the week! Have any cool talents you wanna show off? Wanna sing your heart out to your favorite song? We wanna see it! Signup Here: forms.gle/MHZLitiVWMnt...

Reminder that submissions for the #AGDQ2026 Talent Show are currently open throughout the rest of the week! Have any cool talents you wanna show off? Wanna sing your heart out to your favorite song? We wanna see it! Signup Here: forms.gle/MHZLitiVWMnt...

SIGNUPS FOR THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT ARE OPEN NOW! TUESDAY, JANUARY 6TH AT 2PM ET ON-SITE AT #AGDQ2026 IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA! BEST OF 3! SINGLE ELIMINATION! YOU LOSE, YOU’RE OUT, YOU’RE DONE! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT! SIGN UP HERE: challonge.com/agdq2026_rps

SIGNUPS FOR THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT ARE OPEN NOW! TUESDAY, JANUARY 6TH AT 2PM ET ON-SITE AT #AGDQ2026 IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA! BEST OF 3! SINGLE ELIMINATION! YOU LOSE, YOU’RE OUT, YOU’RE DONE! YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT! SIGN UP HERE: challonge.com/agdq2026_rps

IT’S EVERYWHERE

The GDQ Talent Show is returning to #AGDQ2026! We had so much love for it last event and I hope to get even more this time! Wanna show off your talent? Submit to the talent show! It’ll be on Thursday 1/8 at 8PM ET onsite at AGDQ! All talents are welcome! Submit here: forms.gle/MHZLitiVWMntW5vt5

i have been told to share my wisdom with the masses

holy shit the yuri is real #pluribus

if you’re 5’8” or taller and self-proclaiming as a short king it’s on sight you are not a short king you an average joe my 5’5” ass can’t take this shit anymore

can you change your signature because it’s old and boring or do they kill you for that

if you’re 5’8” or taller and self-proclaiming as a short king it’s on sight you are not a short king you an average joe my 5’5” ass can’t take this shit anymore

if im ever going through a tough time i just gotta remember that Pitbull has been there and he has done that

They don’t call him Mr Worldwide for nothing

if im ever going through a tough time i just gotta remember that Pitbull has been there and he has done that

I’m being so serious when I say I need everyone to sign up for this and proceed to treat it like the most serious sport in the world

Come watch Episode 7 of The Scenic Route with a Black in a Flash takeover!! We have a lot of co-op runs featuring incredibly talented black speedrunners including: Elden Ring: Nightreign PlateUp! Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds We’re live now!

The GDQ Talent Show is returning to #AGDQ2026! We had so much love for it last event and I hope to get even more this time! Wanna show off your talent? Submit to the talent show! It’ll be on Thursday 1/8 at 8PM ET onsite at AGDQ! All talents are welcome! Submit here: forms.gle/MHZLitiVWMntW5vt5

I think I have a crippling addiction to the Strawberries and Cream Dr. Pepper I think they put drugs in it

FOLKS, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SUPER MEAT BOY HAS BEEN FULLY COMPLETED, ALL 106%, WITHOUT TAKING ANY DEATHS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS FINALLY DID IT

The best restaurants are the ones who just cannot get the right vibe with the music like wdym this Chinese buffet played three Justin Bieber songs loop for 20 minutes and now Heather by Conan Gray and it’s some of the best food I’ve ever had

Little Caesar’s promises two things they always deliver on: it’s HOT and it’s READY Is it good? It’s HOT and it’s READY

14 spots and somehow no bingo, board rng was terrible

No Man’s Sky gets nominated for this category every year and they never win thank GOD they won this time

Honestly new Star Wars I think we probably could’ve put on the bingo board

alright the vc is up and ready let’s do this (covered up square is an inside joke)

Chat I need to know, what do YOU think will happen at the game awards tomorrow? I’m building a bingo board

Chat I need to know, what do YOU think will happen at the game awards tomorrow? I’m building a bingo board

Just found out season 2 premiere of The Pitt is dropping DURING #AGDQ2026 I am normal about this

just wanted to let everyone know in general theres a couple of notable life changes that have happened recently and ill make this into a thread because theres kind of a lot at once and i want to make it readable to people who care about me

just saw a TikTok of a Grinch at Universal Studios speaking fluent Spanish and it changed my whole worldview, este cabròn

IMPORTANT: For reasons that will be apparent I need help, I cannot for the life of me figure out what The Editor from Jazzpunk is wearing as shoes, as seen below. I think the problem is I can’t tell where his legs start and feet end, in the replies are 4 fan arts that all draw them differently.

IMPORTANT: For reasons that will be apparent I need help, I cannot for the life of me figure out what The Editor from Jazzpunk is wearing as shoes, as seen below. I think the problem is I can’t tell where his legs start and feet end, in the replies are 4 fan arts that all draw them differently.

why does in the hall of the mountain king kinda fuck like I can get down to this

But actually here’s the rest of my replay