the ladybug is still here btw (it’s been like 2 months idk how it’s still alive)

hey we saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe can you please leave you’re making everyone really uncomfortable

if we get Kingdom Hearts 4 before GTA 6 then that might be the last fucking straw

and if I said that lego batman was unironically the best batman movie what then

Keke Palmer please give Sean Evans a chance I can’t take this anymore

Nothing means more to me than the love that people had during this event. For the event, for the charity, and for each other, I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to be part of this. This event means so much to me and it's nothing without the people who make it what it is. Thank you 💜

my mom said she can drop us off at the pride parade but someone else‘s mom will have to pick us up can one of y’all ask

Help us beat our donation total from last year!! Help us get past 3.5k!!

I would mean the world if you could tune in for the end of Day 3 and help us get to $2000 for the dogs! #NoGA26 Stream: twitch.tv/noglitchesallowed Donate: bit.ly/NoGA2026-Donate Schedule: bit.ly/NoGA26-Schedule

what the fuck do you mean we have spanish frosted flakes

They really gotta invent another way to get to the other side of something that isn’t through

Day 2!!! We’re very close to $1000 so please help us help the dogs!!!

Come help us raise money for the dogs!!! Our first full day!!

there’s a ladybug in my room that has been living here for I think about a month now and i’ve grown attached like this is my ladybug now

NoGA is live all week, please come and watch and help us raise money for the dogs!!! It would mean the world!!!

Inde Navarrette do you fuck with guys who make $15.50 an hour

Early registration for #SGDQ2026 closes tonight!! Starting tomorrow prices will increase from $125 to $175 , so get your badges quick! Register: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026

look say what you will about The Boys Season 5 but oh my god everyone on that show can fuckin ACT like DAMN

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

this moment keeps me awake at night

this is me after seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2 (i loved it!)

this is me before seeing The Devil Wears Prada 2

i bet you didn’t even think that Dr. Pepper could be a person of color much less a woman, you bigot

i bet you didn’t even think that Dr. Pepper could be a person of color much less a woman, you bigot

y’all ever seen a D100 before

i've found an obsession within my obsession and that's turning my friends into Magic cards

i've found an obsession within my obsession and that's turning my friends into Magic cards

co-worker that i thought was a bigot accidentally revealed he is actively at Furry Weekend Atlanta right now and now im confused

i’m about to murder an Instacarter for sport how can NONE of you do your job right

i hate to say it but it fucks… maybe the doctor was onto something

the doctor has done it again

the doctor has done it again

does anyone need the lottery numbers cause as it turns out i am blessed with amazing luck

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little español tonight? (i am not white and i already speak Spanish)

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little español tonight? (i am not white and i already speak Spanish)

We are starting with Episode XVI of The Scenic Route with Star Wars: Battlefront 1 AND 2 all night, come join now!

Come join in on Hotfix tonight where Queuety and I have a full night of Star Wars for May the 4th!

the day we stopped using both windows at drive thrus is the day we began declining as a country

for reasons that make sense I have suddenly come into possession of approximately 287 Gundam cards from the Gundam Card Game does anyone know how to play this

my biggest peeve with the “red button, blue button” scenario is that everyone who is choosing red is immediately assuming everyone else in the world will choose the same as them and it immediately falls apart when you realize it will be impossible to make over 8 billion do the same thing

to the NYT writer who wrote today's Wordle i'm rapidly approaching your location it's on SIGHT

yeah they called me a Gagglemaster in high school too

this is me after seeing Michael (pretty good!)

this is me before watching Michael

i assumed the neighbor’s dog was a boy when it was a girl #nolongerwoke

cause i always put women first #staywoke

cause i always put women first #staywoke