getting fuzzy at the bar im ballin out like triple double

the four nations lived in harmony and then the flyer nation attacked

the beautiful mound of circumstance and chance that led me right where i wanna be

happy 5 years of girlhood to me ^-^

chungus tolerance 6 drinks on an empty stomach and i feel nothing

out drinking with my wife and my wife in law and my wife in law and my wife in law and my wife in law and my oomf in law and my oomf in law

shes perfect

i dont think anybody else in the world has been told to enter the chill zone by discord more times than me

cinnamon quick time event spinner

i love my wife i love when she goes "i love my butch boyfriend" like thats meee

absolutely insane album, did not disappoint!!! def one of my faves of the year if u don't give it a spin you are depriving yourself of some of the most refreshing hyperpop in a while can of bliss 4ever

falling for an australian bunny like bro im tryna play ball at the sandlop

theres so much untapped potential for game devs to be cool . like imagine if nadeo was like new youtube video "figuring out why kacky tricks work and not patching them" that would be so sick

mom and mom and mom and mom are arguing in the kitchen again :(

im fighting my genetic alcoholism head on. im not gonna run from that shit im gonna WIN

Dick Cheney died November 4, 2025. Zohran Mamdani elected November 4, 2025. Welcome back Dick Cheney

[leadhead au fic] i hit the acoustic spliff now i work at meatspace chipotle

can someone give me $60 so i can give it to vai5000 for a commission of my fursona as angel devil

asmr to fall asleep wife x misophonia wife

GIVE ME A BITTL3 OF VOKA AND A GAMR OF MONOP9LU AND I WILL BECOME THE GOAT OF CAPITALISM

awww really? how thoughtful 🥺🥺

oomf just said "its tau!" when i invited my friend tau to a group chat and it brain blasted me to vihart a song about a circle constant im unlocking memories i forgot i haddd bro nostalgia is fire

the first step to loving yourself is to stop making those annoying ass self deprecating jokes that nobody laughs at and actively pushes people away from you

no nut november is so boring should i try the no nut 2026 challenge

dating apps are stupid as fuck but first and foremost if you like my picture on hinge with no comment i am not even considering paying you mind. if im gonna find an artificially built relationship u better put in the effort to leave an impression

hi bsky! i made another video. in this one i make some music and talk a bit about how my relationship with music making has changed over time

kinda wish i could dress in the csm public safety uniform every day

imms sooo full of love

the real trans pipeline they dont tell u about is getting attached long distance over different timezones -> countries -> continents -> hemispheres

dude when i get home i need to eat 3 meals + a pint of ice cream every day i gotta lock in for my tits

beautiful women with artistic passion are my weakness

my wife took ritalin and locked in on cuddling me life can be so beautiful

when you're already happy with what you have, everything you gain feels like a blessing

life could be dream

the empty child still terrifies me as an adult, maybe even moreso

jack harkness flirts like a tgirl and it would work on me

double texting is scary but if i love you and we have a shared interest i will text you 10 times about different things before you respond

i good at toastie

i resonate a lot with thid cat..gilld cheese the way to my heart

why did the internet decide the blue pill is the woke one isnt the red one the one that is all about questioning the society u live in and what that society says you are

FUCK TOMORROW DO IT TODAY

Reminder: the oil is Eggnog

i love when i forget about food and find it later its like a mystery mouskatool

hi bsky! i made another video :D the title kinda explains itself on this one. my world is slowly taking form...

failed champion i am sorry for calling you a glorified hot spring i was not familiar with your ability to fuck me over 35 minuted deep into pantheon 5

we get it pure vessel the fit is hard but your aurafarming is really slow and im trying to practice killing you

Sunscreen is out in ireland rn :O (featuring my art :3)

bugmush fisting meetups at micah’s 5pm