i would also take whatever deal kris made, probably

google dot com how to never hurt anyone or be hurt by anyone ever again

2b2t deserves to die idc

maybe bluesky should post on me for once

they should put me in one of those sensory deprivation chambers but i get to have my phone in there

i'm not sure why but one of the most striking things about deltarune chapter 4 for me is when the writing just stops using punctuation correctly. like ralsei's breakdown or the backtrack text after the final prophecy. there's just something about it, idk

i failed nutella tricks in middle school and i never really recovered from that

there's no way fnaf challenges are actually that hard

41 and 34-100 on bloodbath today!!! that's 2 runs!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!!

gaster isn't important though

im gonna be 20 in like 3 months wtf is this

i love the united states government

happy 8 years to the game so good it changed my gender

when you start to understand gender as a complex set of social dynamics and performances, even if you only understand that conceptually and don't actually get into it, the idea that there are only two genders becomes laughable. somehow, though, this is the dominant view

it won't let me say this clip is a spoiler so it's marked as suggestive. but this just happened to me in silksong. i think i'm done playing video games forever now

fuck it man if i was president i'd ban football

just invented a ragebait nuclear bomb that would do numbers on twitter and get a blue check way too much engagement. dm me for offers

it's crazy how there aren't any countries with the letter K in their name

tell me to fall down a pipe or whatever but the idea of kinks that explicitly involve NOT having sex is so funny to me. "yeah i get off to being the guy sitting in the chair and not getting off" like yeah good for you man but like lol???

i'm so avoidant of bothering people that i'll wait behind someone in a school hallway for a minute hoping they don't notice me instead of saying "excuse me" but i still manage to bother people all the time. how to fix this

perhaps it truly would be better that way

thinking about getting into architecture. yup that's a thing people do

billionaires and world governments could literally start solving every problem today and they refuse to because it would mean some meaningless numbers would go down. but i'm the crazy one for thinking something should be done about it? okay.

"it doesn't make sense for dess to be the knight and the voice in the UNUSED text!!!!!!" the humble lore stated directly to you in undertale:

i've actually been vaguely thinking about going to therapy again, can someone knock some sense into me cause i know that shit would not work

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chat am i cooked

holy shit the mod chat is actually epstein island bro tf you mean GRAX

this demon ratewave is the geometry dash equivalent of trump trying to distract everyone from the epstein files

ok lying over. people don't want me to lay my problems onto them, and they don't want me to post about them publicly, and if i only think or write them to myself then it doesn't do anything because i'm just talking to myself, and i really don't want to go therapy again. so what options do i have

just thought of a really funny bit for this last lying post

i did 9/11

i did not get hit on the head with a mallet today

my next 3 posts will be complete lies

unrelated but the one nice thing i'll say about twitter is that blocks aren't public there so you can just block anybody who mildly inconveniences you once or who just gives you bad vibes and nobody even gets the chance to question you about it

do you think cows ever get depressed about not being able to jump over the moon

(depressed in the primordial soup) fuck my stupid mud life

okay

there's something so adjective about noun

none of these levels are rated youtube.com/playlist?lis...

i actually don't want to do that, thanks. i'd rather just blow myself up honestly

"you laugh you lose" rapidly evolved into the much more threatening "you laugh you go to hell". there's probably something to be said about this

theyI: The new AI-powered LGBTQ+ counseling service.

Replace the "r" in "rotting" with an "o". That's the mindset. That's how I got here.

there's one human in deltarune and toby made them a puppythey. this is the biggest sign of a cultural shift away from catgirls that i've ever seen. depressing really

my plan for the year is to focus on one specific thing each week. sometimes that thing will repeat if i feel like it because i don't want to do 52 different things, but that's the overall goal. so far i've said i'm gonna spend a week and a half on trying to make music. and i've opened fl studio once

apparently, nobody knows what the 7th song used in the fitnessgram 20-meter pacer test is. but i did find this comment by the composer of one of the songs

problematic internet speed gap relationship

not a rhetorical question: if i spend an entire decade procrastinating on something, is it really that much of a stretch to say it's never gonna happen

for my galsei enjoyers, consider: ralsei literally lives in a closet