I’m delighted to announce my new venture.

And I thought Trump loved escalation.

Andy Burnham’s hair is channelling an Ernie Wise vibe here.

This was fascinating. What a lovely man (and James isn't bad either).

I may need a change of underwear.

Four weeks til 23rd Oct's seventeenth anniversary #Hitchin #MostlyComedy. Feat. @comedylopez.bsky.social (QI, HIGNFY), @amygledhill.bsky.social (Live at The Apollo, WILTY), Saven Chadha, & @davidephgrave.bsky.social ("as smooth as they come" - BBC). Book now. www.ticketsource.co.uk/mostly-comed...

NEWS! Get £1 off Thursday's live-streamed interview w/ #HarryPotter #CaptainAmerica's @jamespayton.bsky.social, if you can crack the secret code. Just answer the following: 'In which 2025 Tim Burton series was James attacked by crows?' The last pic's a clue! www.ticketsource.co.uk/mostly-comed...

So this is coming up and it would be great if people could get behind it! comedy.army

A veloci-rapture.

It’s lovely to see the pets bonding.

I’ve just realised I heard Trump’s helicopter fly over my house earlier, on his way to leave the UK. That’s devalued my property and ruined my ears in one fell swoop.

Don't come back.

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

Schrödinger’s criminal.

Don't forget there's no #Hitchin #MostlyComedy tonight, though we're back at the Town Hall in five weeks with @comedylopez.bsky.social. @amygledhill.bsky.social, Saven Chadha & @davidephgrave.bsky.social 🎟 📆 📍https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/mostly-comedy/t-qjrammd

In an unexpected twist to the Trump tale, it turns out that Melania is the one who’s the flasher.

The obvious irony being that there’s no more unapologetic a purveyor of falsehoods about Trump than Trump himself.

Let me know when the orange ignoramus has left our shores.

I watched the lovely doc ‘Who is James Payton?’ today, in prep for next week’s live-streamed interview with @jamespayton.bsky.social for a future episode of #MoreThanMostlyComedy . I found it warm, funny & gently moving. And what better way to tell the film’s subject than indirectly, like this? ☺️

Join David & Dan on 25th Sept for a live-streamed interview with @jamespayton.bsky.social (#HarryPotter, #CaptainAmerica, #GlassOnion #Wednesday). Want to know what it’s like to be punched by an Avenger, or meet a macabre end via #TimBurton? Book to find out! www.ticketsource.co.uk/mostly-comed...

Thar be fence panel weather. #UK

We. Are. OLD.

Elon Musk openly called for violence on our streets yesterday. I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric. Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.

He’s not been well, so this is very welcome.

All the best people. 🤦‍♂️🤮

Pretty confident that number 22 has the most Scottish name of all time.

Drawing of Blur from 2021

My dad once told me he “didn’t want a computer with one of those finger-mouse things.”

This be today. #MostlyComedy

Bye bye, Peter Mandelson. If anyone needs me, I'll be at my piano playing this in tribute.

News Re. the unfortunate cancellation of 18th Sept's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy w/ Phil Kay & Desiree Burch. Sorry for any inconvenience. Ticketholders can either switch to 23rd October's gig with @comedylopez.bsky.social, @amygledhill.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, or receive a full refund.

Reach out if you need support this World Suicide Prevention Day 💙 Please share this so people know where to go for help.

Don’t see your duty to the public as “ongoing”, Liz. You’ve done quite enough.

Experienced at not turning up, more like. #NadineDorries #Reform

REFORM UK STRATEGIST: “How can we show that we’re a serious political party that’s a force to be reckoned with?" ANDREA JENKINS: “Hold my beer.”

Box Brownie lens me.

Presale for 23rd Oct’s seventeenth anniversary #Hitchin #MostlyComedy kicks off a week today. Feat. @comedylopez.bsky.social (QI), the four-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee @amygledhill.bsky.social (Live at The Apollo), Saven Chadha, & @davidephgrave.bsky.social (“as smooth as they come” - BBC).

Farage said this about Rayner? Farage? About Rayner? FARAGE? About Rayner? The gold-bullion-advertising Farage? About Rayner? The lifelong grifting Farage? About Rayner? FARAGE? Brass Necks ‘R’ Us.

Under a fortnight to go til 18th September’s #Hitchin #MostlyComedy with Time Out’s “mesmerising genius” Phil Kay, Desiree Burch (QI, Live at The Apollo), SYTYF 2024 semi-finalist David Hunter, & host, @davidephgrave.bsky.social (“Devastatingly witty” - EdFestMag). #livecomedy www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

Idea for a programme called Race to The Bottom, in which Farage, Jenrick, Badenoch et al compete over who can provide the most sensationalist, dehumanising & scaremongering commentary about a threat that doesn’t even exist. The winner gets to paint a St George’s Cross on Swindon’s Magic Roundabout.

Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.

Finally, the portaloo for me.

I love this man.

A little horse.

UB40? IB44. #Hitchin

You’re right: I won’t believe it. #AI

A reminder of the inner workings of this Saturday 30th August’s mailing list presale for 20th November's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy with James Acaster, @marcusbrig.bsky.social, Kelly Rickard & @davidephgrave.bsky.social. There's still time to sign up for the secret code at www.mostlycomedy.co.uk

A poem for the scattered and febrile minded cosmicshambles.myshopify.com/products/ice...

There’s a hint of Savile to it. #BorisJohnson

Just three weeks til 18th September's #Hitchin #MostlyComedy with Time Out's "mesmerising genius" Phil Kay, Desiree Burch (QI, HIGNFY Live at The Apollo), SYTYF 2024 semi-finalist, David Hunter, & host, @davidephgrave.bsky.social ("Devastatingly witty" - EdFestMag). Book now at mostlycomedy.co.uk