These traitors disrespect veterans (AGAIN) because, apparently, also honoring black & african-americans veterans will "... promote an agenda that criticizes America". Pathetic boot-licking cowards.

The President of the United States appears to be getting regular IV infusions, the public doesn’t know anything about it, & the DC media evidently doesn’t care. We are months into the mystery of Trump’s hands, the White House is lying, & I’ve seen a grand total of one serious news story about it.

"Biden debate bad" was still LEADING the NYT **3 weeks** later & was only knocked off front page by Trump getting shot. They can create & sustain front-page news out of thin air, when they want to! But Trump's visibly declining physical & mental health gets zero coverage. None at all.

Wonder how many resources Patel is diverting from Epstein Files to cover the MN fraud stuff. Feels like they’re trying to make that the news story because it a) districts & diverts from the Epstein cover up b) can be used to attack Walz, cuz he’s a likable white male governor

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How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.) www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...

Netanyahu: We've never had a friend like President Trump in the White House. It's not even close. I think Israel is very blessed to have President Trump leading the United States.

Hot take: Weed should be at least a liiiiiittle bit illegal

Please explain how DOJ is forced to edit and redact 1,000,000 pages of Epstein Documents if it is all a “hoax”? I am waiting. #ProudBlue

REPORT ANY ICE AGENTS BREAKING THE LAW HERE: ‼️ oversightdemocrats.house.gov/immigration-...

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Russia is prepared to confirm in a legal agreement that it has no intention of attacking the European Union or NATO. This was stated by Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov on Monday. Sometimes something unplanned happens. Some agreements are not worth the paper they are written on.

(🦋) BLUESKY NEWS: The South African Sociopath—everyone knows who I mean—has apparently just made a series of changes to Twitter that launched a new exodus. The per-second growth rate here at BlueSky is now *more than triple* what it was yesterday. So welcome, Twitter refugees! This is *way* better.

Trump will push crime as an election issue in 2026. Read about what the most recent statistics *actually* show & the gap between reported patterns & perceptions. In a truth-free presidency, knowing the facts matters more than ever. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan... open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

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On Christmas Day, the Trump regime informed Americans, via a DHS tweet, that one only deserves the title of citizen of this nation—the designation "American"—if you accept Jesus of Nazareth as your Lord and Savior, i.e. are Christian. We Jews have heard this canary sing before.

Been meaning to type this out to put in alt text but haven't gotten around to it yet.

The President of the United States is very seriously mentally ill, and elected Republicans are so afraid of him that they won’t do or say anything about it.

America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth. When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

Efforts to arrest and remove a researcher and advocate against online dangers is a shocking violation of First Amendment rights.

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Gundam Alex from Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket (機動戦士ガンダム0080 ポケットの中の戦争) by rickyryan

something beautiful about reading this every year is that people seem more comfortable every year just admitting they stuck something up their ass for fun

Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.

This admin, and MAGA overall and Republicans in general today, fundamentally *despises* the USA and the US Constitution.

Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.

According to British intelligence, Russia’s losses since the beginning of the war have exceeded 400,000 killed and wounded. x.com/DefenceHQ/st...

Back of the envelope estimate suggests Jericho has 700 spirits-not-at-rest per square meter. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spirit-4 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Quick explainer I did last night for the other apps. Please watch and share- the Trump administration is trying to bury this arbitrary and cruel restriction of our colleagues’ rights during the holidays. Don’t let them.

Sanctioning foreign dignitaries for upholding their own laws? The US Mafiacracy is a bad joke.

THIS is among the most important list of documents the public needs to see. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

1985 Faith No More "We Care A Lot" and 1989 Faith No More "The Real Thing". Same bass and beat, only difference is tempo. #ChangeMyMind.

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Republicans are jockeying for 2028 Three events this week show the sides taking shape: 1. Mitt Romney wakes & speaks up 2. Heritage rats jump to Pence foundation 3. JD gets Widower endorsement Bonus round Bonus round: Nicki replaces Kanye & Ice Cube

Betty Reid Soskin, who served as the country's oldest National Park Service ranger, has died at the age of 104. Soskin’s family announced her death on Facebook, saying she died peacefully at her home in Richmond, California. “She led a fully packed life and was ready to leave," the statement read.

BREAKING: Trump DOJ Admits It Ignored—for 6 Years—Alleged Note From Epstein in Its Possession Accusing Trump of Sexually Assaulting "Nubile Young Girls" Would've been nice to know this pre-election, huh? Even now, DOJ is trying to dimiss the note *without* a real investigation.

Just as in the case of Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, a consumer backlash is now underway: CBS fans are hearing about the "60 Minutes" imbroglio and calling/emailing local CBS stations to register their concerns. "We have no real support," a reporter at one of those stations told me.

Pretty soon no one will be allowed into the US.

This really sucks, and is entirely unsurprising. Two different instructors agreed on this grade, but only the trans one was fired. Logically, that heavily suggests that this instructor was fired for being trans. I really hope the TA is able to finish her degree quickly 🩷

🇺🇸 🇻🇪 US President Donald Trump said it would be "smart" for Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to step down, as US naval forces pressed a blockade on the South American country's oil wealth. ➡️ u.afp.com/S8xj

I wrote about how the Trump administration won’t let Black people use MATH to prove racism exists. Apparently, only white self-reporting their own racism now counts as evidence of racism.

All the MAGA criminal must be fully held to account... ...and the six corrupt Supreme Court justices who have permitted this horror to unfold.

HahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhHahahahahahhahahahahahhaha OMG WHAT A DAMN PATHETIC TINY CLOWN BOY

Trump: The U.S. Navy lead the design of the ships along with me because I'm a very aesthetic person

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