Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

I've always been a huge fan of the Seattle Mariners, the greatest baseball team in the universe.

Why would I go see Twice when these guys are one better?

Yes. Very good.

If the New York Mets (the greatest baseball team in the universe) don't want to play in the postseason we simply must respect their decision.

More convinced this is true every day.

I'm pretty sure I finished aging. This is the oldest I'll ever be.

Juan Soto is the greatest baseball player in the universe, so by the transitive property the New York Mets are the best at whatever it is they're doing.

(because she's a zombie)

I have a full time job and that's probably the only thing keeping me from getting into Ys.

Maybe the Mets aren't a baseball team after all.

The greatest thing anyone's ever done in a video game trailer is when Kojima put olive wreaths around preorder bonuses to make them look like prestigious awards

In hell you live forever in the 24 hour period where you can cancel that $1000 plane ticket. I mean, if you want. I'm just saying it's very expensive. Wouldn't you rather stay at home instead? You should go though. But time's running out.

102 hours. I think I'm ready to rejoin the world of the living.

This banana is good for e-sports.

91 hours

now what

Francisco Lindor: ALL-STAR! Congratulations to @Lindor12BC on being named the NL starting shortstop for the 2025 All-Star Game! ⭐

Should I watch the Mets tonight or keep playing the video game about suicide.

58 hours

45 hours in

The New York Mets are a baseball team in the universe and that's as far as I'm willing to go at the moment.

I cannot adequately express my genuine and complete lack of understanding as to why I own this PS3 Idolmaster game.

The New York Metropolitan Baseball Club is the grandest baseball club in all of creation.

Ready for the Wholesome Direct

I heard Switch 3 will have an AI button.

Dad called to ask who Macklemore is.

I'm less concerned about AI video than I am about the number of commercials on Actual Television that are just someone recording a vertical video of themself talking into the camera.

As one of the 40 or so people subscribed to Peacock I feel obligated to remind you that Poker Face is the best show you aren't watching.

I feel nervous every time I check the NL West standings. It has a dark aura.

We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.

retiring from my job early in order to spend more time with my pikmin

Every RetroAchievements set: - Beat the first boss - Find the level 6 secret - Beat the game - Unlock all characters - Beat the game on Extreme difficulty without any pickups, upgrades, weapons, touching any walls, pressing the same button twice in a row, or looking at the screen

might start a podcast about the GameCube

Congratulations Dwayne Johnson on your Best Actor nomination. youtu.be/aRpnP3LZ99g

I LOVED LOOKING AT ALL THIS ART! Huge honor! Beautiful stuff. Thank you, everyone.

watching the SM64 half A-press video again

The New York Mets are still the greatest baseball team in the universe, in case you were wondering.

I'm going to put a framed photo of Francisco Lindor on my desk at work.

9am is my favorite time to start a video game.

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FINALLY

roasted