Imagine being such a snowflake you are triggered by rainbow crosswalks.

Am I the only one who suspects Fetterman and Britt are more than friends and colleagues?

Of everyone in MAGAverse, I hate JD Vance the most. Trump and most of his followers can be written off as profoundly stupid. But Vance isn't stupid. He's out there lying his ass off on knowing damn well what he's doing is wrong. How does he sleep at night? How does he face his kids? Horrible goblin.

DB: "Boss! We found some ammo!" KP: "Noice! Now write some lefty Antifa shit on it." DB: "What should it say? KP: "I don't know. Just make sure it's Anti-ICE."

In case any non-Americans are asking- Yes, we are embarrassed.

My grandfather was a general in the U.S. Army. Fifth Armored Division. He was fluent in six languages. Served in both world wars. His body was covered in shrapnel scars. He didn't send his men anywhere he wasn't willing to go himself. He was in the lead tank at the tip of the spear. He was Antifa.

🚨 The LAPD refuses to respond to a MVA with a motorcyclist in grave condition because they are guarding peaceful protesters. Said protesters did the LAPD’s job. SHAME LAPD SHAME @losangelespress.bsky.social

Looking forward to the Ezra Klein piece on why Kimmel was doing TV wrong.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Remember when there was a general consensus that Nazis were bad? Good times.

Let me get this straight: a baker doesn't have to bake a cake for a gay wedding due to the baker's deeply held beliefs, but a printer must print a poster honoring a white supremacist despite the printer's deeply held beliefs. Does this sound right?

Do y'all think they'll take the death penalty off the table if he claims he was radicalized by violent, trans leftists and not the groypers?

Isn't inciting civil war considered an act of treason?

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

Every day, I drive by a house with two flag poles: one for the U.S. flag, and the other for a big, red Trump flag. Today, the Texas flag was flown in place of the Pedo flag. I don't know what changed. (I still flipped off the house, because I don't forget.)

Have we now learned that conspiracy theorists should NOT be running the country?

Can we deport Stephen Miller? Please???

Whenever I see a middle-aged white woman clutching her pearls over gay people and books existing, I'm like 90% sure that somewhere there's a Girls Gone Wild video of her flashing the crowd, or worse, at Spring Break.

I'm so happy some Democrats have learned to stop "going high". The low road is probably our only way out of this dystopian hellscape.

Any fellow EV drivers out there? We should all fly giant Gavin Newsom memegod flags in honor of the MAGA monster micropenis compensating trucks and their Let's Go Brandon flags. I'm thinking this image for my flag

Every Republican is a collaborator. There are no "good Republicans" just like there were no good Nazi sympathizers.

With everything that's going on let's not forget that our Supreme Court is completely compromised.

Would these assholes jump off a bridge if Trump told them to? Because I'd really like to test that.

Just when I think it's impossible to hate every last MAGA asshole any more than I already do, I manage to outdo myself.

Has Oprah ever apologized for inflicting Oz and Phil on us? I think she owes us one.

At this moment, the Texas Legislature is voting to protect an alleged sexual predator from exposure. The Gang Of Perverts strikes again. #allrepublicansarebastards

How did a nation that taught its children that "give me liberty or give me death" was our founders' battle cry, that the U.S. "saved the world" from fascism, and when the president of Mexico nullified the Constitution of 1824 and declared himself "dictator for life" a bunch of illegal immigrants...

If mail-in and early voting are a major source of fraud, does that mean the 2024 elections were rigged? Because that's what I'm hearing from Trump.

Can we give a Nobel Prize to Gavin Newsom's social media team?

Any meteors heading toward Alaska by any chance?

A madman putting people in concentration camps doesn't deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. But if we give him the Noble Piece Prize, maybe he'll be happy and just go back to golfing.

Comer: "We're gonna support doing this in other cities if it works out in Washington DC. We spend a lot on our military. Our military has been in many countries around the world for the past two decades walking the streets trying to reduce crime. We need to focus on the big cities in America now."

Do not debate James Talarico with ridiculous talking points. He taught middle school. He knows how to shut down silly arguments.

I hate everyone and everything. Boooo. Bad mood.

I just saw a QR code on the back of a cop car. Using mobile devices while driving is illegal. Nice try, copper. I'm not falling for your trap.

Hey, NPR. You no longer have to worry about keeping federal funding. It's gone. You're free to call a fascist a fascist. No need to walk on eggshells and use cute language anymore.

we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...

Just watched Shiny Happy People. Those weird evangelical dudes who say teenaged girls shouldn't use tampons are really telling on themselves. Um...if you think a tampon is the size of a dick, I feel sorry for your wife. And boyfriend.

Cities: "We're running out of water! This is an emergency!" Industry:

I filled my prescription today, and I did not receive 1400% back. I am disapppoint.

Nothing says "we really want you there" quite like a destination wedding with a strict dress code on a Tuesday.

If you want to help someone in the world better their situation, consider giving a microloan. I use kiva.org to help lift others out of severe poverty.

Y'all. I had a dream I was watching a movie about the life of Tim Walz. I'm sad about what could've been.

What scares me is the dictatorship combined with isolationism. Hitler failed because he tried to take over the world. Big mistake. Microdick-tator is just as evil but doesn't seem to want to take over other territories (save Greenland). So who is going to stop him since the US won't even try?

I don't know about y'all, but I'm ready for winter. I yearn for those cool, crisp, 80 degree days.

Why are so many people okay with any of this?

Trump caught cheating at his course in Aberdeen. Watch as his caddy drops him a ball outside the bunker. How many club championships has he won with officials watching? Just pathetic to cheat at a game where you are only playing against yourself.

Is it wrong of me to never want to speak to the MAGAts in my life ever again? I've already cut them off, and I don't miss them one bit. I don't think I will only ever seen them as Nazis Would it be ridiculous to never see them again even if I used to consider them friends/family?