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I am shocked that Mahomes got that call. Shocked I say.

@ryanmcd29.bsky.social called TNT getting the G5 games.

Clemson and Florida State do not get enough shit for failing to completely walk a bad conference where they have 4x the resources of their competition

Booger is currently shitting over the G5 live on-air.

All of this is just pretext for the ultimate goal of an SEC-Big Ten postseason invitational.

The committee is incredible because they did one right thing (Miami over ND) coupled with a very wrong thing (Alabama at 9) which is just perfect for their brand of incompetence.

Money, Nicole. Everything in this sport is about money.

So we got the SEC regional: UGA, Ole Miss, and Tulane

Bama at #9?!?

Indiana and Duke are conference champions.* *This is not a basketball tweet.

CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ON THE HOOS

DUKE WINS

I was also wondering how that rule worked.

Manny Diaz is painting his Mona Lisa.

Taking a knee? Duke deserves to lose now.

This game would be over if Duke understood what those big fat white lines on the sides of the field are for

This the Manny Diaz we know and love in pressure situations.

Duke has given Virginia three free timeouts in these last two minutes.

Duke is imploding.

Indiana. Big Ten Champs.

BALLS

Because of that long OSU drive, it wouldn’t surprise me if we got a full media timeout after each Buckeye timeout.

METAL

HOLY SHIT

What was that Virginia

Meanwhile, DUKE IS DOING THINGS

OH MY LORD

Indiana buddy why are you burning a timeout

HELLO THERE HOOSIERS

Well this B1G game may be over before it starts.

it's incredibly funny to me that we're all about to root for duke to win the acc because it would be the funny, chaotic outcome as opposed to VIRGINIA winning the acc, which is somehow the more normal result

byu ded

OH MY

Well hello there Mormons

Saban smiling will always be slightly unnerving.

I don't care what conference you're in; winning a conference title in only your second season in FBS is incredibly impressive.

OWLS

HOOTIE HOO

OWLS COOKIN'

Tulane North Texas might be one of the best uniform games of the year.

Alright, let’s briefly check in on the Gonzaga-Kentucky gam— OH GOD

I was at the SBC Championship last year and it was 40 degrees, windy and rainy as HELL. For a conference named after the SUN, they get some cold championships.

JMU said fuck your sign

PUNTER GETTIN' HIT WITH SNOWBALLS

Florida’s made their move official as well.

This is a GREAT hire for Auburn.

OH

No Golesh?!