Happy birthday to Mark Mothersbaugh. Here are Devo performing Uncontrollable Urge live on Fridays in 1981

Why do male politicians love the staged jogging photo ops so much? They always look like fat sweaty messes

A possible spicy take but Elon Musk is the endpoint of 20+ years of indulging oddball nerd cunts and their fantasies. Society was a lot better when these losers were bullied within an inch of their lives rather than being something to aspire to.

75 today. What a guy youtu.be/TtNU_O36Fk8?...

Remember when all those prominent academics supported this Nazi fuck and faced zero consequences whatsoever? H/T @showerabsolute.bsky.social

Imagine still being like this in 2026. Your useless racist old fave handed the Tories a landslide *eight years ago* and you’re still belting out the hits.

He really does think he’s hot shit

I see Green supporters have adopted the old Corbynite tactic of calling statements of fact “smears” Linda will be calling me a melt next.

There’s some notable omissions from that Guardian list of 100 greatest novels today

They’re taking the Burnham news well

You wouldn’t catch Zack Polanski being in a party who enacted a lot of welfare cuts.

A new far-right terror attack in the UK has been confirmed in court. Alina Burns, then 18, tried to behead an Iranian refugee who was standing outside a barber's shop in Bristol with an axe The attack took place on 2 August 2025 but a judge did not rule on 'terrorism connection' until today

Anyone thinking they’d step aside for King Burnham needs their heads examined

One of the very best bands releasing music at the moment youtu.be/pHaYY3yDltM

Hardly the major news story, but Labour managing to literally have a by election to elect a man so they can elect him leader instead of considering any of the 180 odd women already in office is going to become a great topic for a politics of gender seminar one day.

I hate autocorrect. I will not have my phone thinking it knows better than I do.

It is almost impossible to stress how utterly pathetic it is to say that the prime minister has failed and lost all authority and must be given a few more months because you miscalculated the timing on how you could personally benefit?? Fuck off with this

Right so they want the country to stumble along until Andy is in parliament? Get absolutely fucked.

Cor Dan Carden’s been on quite the political journey

I’m sorry, but has this man ever written a letter before in his life? The formatting is insane.

Burnham’s whole shtick since he lost to Corbyn in 2015 has been that Westminster is outmoded, power should be devolved to the regions, and that he’s a bloody Northerner by eck. It was always bollocks, of course. He’s as Westminster as they come

As someone who nominated Corbyn to “widen the conversation” or whatever bollocks, I’m not sure we should be trusting Catherine West’s judgement.

Probably because the amusements give you bloody tickets now instead of cold hard cash

Please shut the fuck up

Well, that's certainly one way for the Green Party in one of the UK's largest cities to respond to a series of attacks against the Jewish community, of which Wednesday's stabbing attack was just the latest. Not even pretending it's about Israel now, are they?

Cunts everywhere on here again.

Trying to challenge Joey Barton for the crown of Most Cunt Ex-Footballer www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

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Really, really not arsed about the ‘drinking in the HoC’ chat. Tedious

My local @greenparty.org.uk candidate in next weeks elections. I have no words.

(I think some of you might be overreacting slightly to those comments from Shabana Mahmood)

what else can we get JD to do this weekend

Hang on. Is this fella who’s just won the Hungarian election called Peter Hungarian? Seems suspicious

Never let these pillocks forget what they enabled. Him, Shane Gillis, Theo Von, the Kill Tony slug, etc etc. American stand ups have never been funny. Now they’re unfunny fucking arseholes.

“We should let the Islamic Republic of Iran bomb UK bases”

Quite a few folk firing out tributes without actually reading the article

Oh look, the racist prick has quietly reposted it with “Zionist” in place of Jew

Aaaaand it’s been deleted

Look at this cunt

I don’t remember this Kilroy episode

Oh, fuck off you total twat.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

Bygravesmaxxing?

Art of the deal

This has been an awful game

High rise flats under construction at Linkwood Cres, Drumchapel, photographed in the late 1960s. Built 1968-70 to designs by Alexander B. Campbell, they were originally a set of 3 blocks of 17, 19, and 22 storeys. The 22 storey block at 15 Linkwood Cres was demolished in 2017.

People in other countries are objecting to the lunatic fascist leader you elected for the second time. Do you: A. Suck it up, take the criticism, and keep your head down? B. Get defensive and make snide comments?

I assume the lifelong anti-racist will be withdrawing the whip?

If your commitment to the Palestinian cause extends to somehow taking issue with the government for banning a man who repeatedly said "I am a Nazi", released a song last year called "Heil Hitler", and sold swastika merchandise...maybe it's time to rethink your life choices.