not satire in the slightest

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

[oc] Two pirates meet

The real story here — that this happened after a threat from the federal government — is completely absent from this headline. Again, the press is so in the tank for Trump — and/or scared — that they don’t even have solidarity for their own.

my bank account is running low again, and i could use some help. $20 should keep me afloat for another week, anything more would help tremendously. ko-fi.com/skyeweeb donate.stripe.com/7sI17Td4j7rW... (reposts encouraged!)

my bank account is running low again, and i could use some help. $20 should keep me afloat for another week, anything more would help tremendously. ko-fi.com/skyeweeb donate.stripe.com/7sI17Td4j7rW... (reposts encouraged!)

next time you get into argument with someone who has the new iphone rip it out of their hands and end it in half

"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

why does the new iphone look like a goddamn lamborghini tell me these colors, especially the orange one, don't give off "im a rich douchebag" energy

Every time the Apple event cut back to Tim Cook, I couldn’t help but think about his recent visit to the White House and the utter sycophancy of his demeanor, as well as all the other tech CEOs. www.wired.com/story/tech-c...

While the fucking US is making being trans and autistic illegal. Just know that at least one level in all Dishonored games and DLC (yes even that one) was designed by an autistic trans woman. Daud. Timsh. Clockwork Mansion. Bank Job. Autistic trans girl shit. Even without that, I deserve to exist.

ASN: AS812 Rogers Communications Canada Inc. Country: CA City: Willowdale State: Ontario Scanned: 2025-05-06T22:54:13 https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/1794828 #vnc #infosec

kill yourself

"hello everyone. today we're taking a look at the... gayfemboy... *sighs* malware."

I rewrote my website, now it actually looks good thelball.neocities.org

its always "omg ur voice is so cute" and "ur so pretty" and never "i want to give you 366 united states dollars i want to put 366 united states dollars in your bank account"

skyeweeb

youtube poop ice block

a post i made got over one like, yeah i’m famous

we used to be a society

Mel! Recently went on vacation and watched a lot of her content together with friends. Thank you for the videos, looking forward to more @melodynosurname.bsky.social!

I’m probably not stable

couldn't think of a funny caption for this but i really like birdbrain #KasaneTeto #重音テト #jamiephanart #art

teto based on the background girl wearing "FUCK" shirt from kof2002 unlimited match who looks like teto

Trans voices have been given significantly less space in mainstream media to talk about trans issues than literal neonazis have and that should really bother everyone. We need straight people to notice and stand with us in demanding for more honest and factual dialogue. It's essential.

youtu.be/qAlH2Plcz2I The website is finally up, it is here at: r4dm1n.cirnosystems.xyz

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

i submitted semi-tweaked layouts to SHC2025! up to the judges now to let me in, but i don't see why they wouldn't not planning on winning anything but hey its fun :3

Teto word of the day: Communism

can we not use the word "protect" here they are not protecting shit. they are "protecting" their bottom line so they sell your data to anthropic instead of them just taking it you dont see a penny either way!! they are not protecting you!!

L Israel 2401

My adult life so far has been just me realizing that all that gothic emo shit I liked growing up was actually based as fucj and not cringe and in fact I should become EDGIER!!!! ! !!!! !

You can just change your SMBIOS to whatever apple product you want and about this mac will show it. Look I installed tahoe on an emac

i just found out about wplace.live the internet is fucking awesome

Been reading about the rise of Nazism. So many entities - businesses, right-wing parties, trade unions - struck deals with Hitler after he became chancellor, where he promised to preserve elements of the old system. Then months later he invariably broke them and jailed or killed those people.

american megacorps are the enemy. all of them. drain the swamp until the mom and pop shops are all that remain

anyone who endorses apple in the big '25 is a nazi

apple isnt your friend apple was NEVER your friend

TIL that in the 1997 - 2000 period there was such a huge traffic in smuggling cigarettes from Albania to Southern Italy that that gangs deployed “monster” cars on the A16 highway (armored with steel plates, reinforced bumpers for ramming,

Famicom Reimu & NES Marisa #東方Project

stolen for alt text related reasons

The story of Miyamoto discovering the placeholder shotgun in DK64 makes me laugh every time I read it.

hi i uploaded yesterday. forgot to post it here because it got finished last minute and ive been on vacation give a watcharoonie :3 !!! link below