Basque riders peaking for Itzulia will never not be sick

Jeg er flov over hvad DK er blevet til! Et land blottet for moral og som ikke ønsker at stå op for hverken international lov, menneskerettigheder eller medmenneskelighed! Skammer mig over at Danmark ikke står på den her liste!!! #dkpol

Jeg håber, det bliver dyrt for Mads Brügger at forsvare Ditte Okman. 🖕🖕🖕Alle de røvhuller. Er "folk" virkelig så dumme og uempatiske, at de ikke fatter, nogle kan have svært ved ting men stadig være følende, tænkende mennesker? www.dr.dk/nyheder/kult...

“Borgenes” Parti… 🤡😂 Det er og har altid været “Lars Bøjes” Parti. Og sådan er det 99% af gangene med systemkritiske populistiske partier og politikere. De er ik “kritiske” over systemet. De er “kritiske” over at de ikke har magten. 🤷‍♂️ Shit der må sidde nogle vælgere med røde ører! 🫣😂🤷‍♂️ #dkpol

all the post-cancellation guys’ whining and carrying on has convinced me of is that they got off way too light last time. they deserved something much closer to polanski exile than any of em got

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

If I see one more idiot going down the Amstel 2023 (now on draft!) route if defending the extremely obvious and unbalanced camera moto situation in the men's race yesterday with "it didn't changed anything, so who cares, he would have won anyways", I'll moto pace them off a cliff or something! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Apropos of nothing, but remember the 2018 Scheldeprijs? 🫣🫣🫣 www.stickybottle.com/races-result...

ZOE BÄCKSTEDT FIFTH HELLOOOO 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Demi Vollering is the first rider (female or male) to break the curse and win Omloop Nieuwsblad and De Ronde van Vlaanderen in the same year. Chapeau

So in the women's race the camera motos are actually capable of staying behind the front rider... And the chasers. So it can clearly be done, even if the men's race made me doubt it.

Okay, then he's officially an idiot.

Kudos to Mads Pedersen and Wout Van Aert for riding a “cronocoppie”, Trofeo Baracchi. I don’t think they’ll catch Remco but you never know

It's not even subtle anymore. And when the front didn't have a Moto in front on the flat, Remco's aero skills narrowed the gap visibly. And then... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Why give moto pace to the two most winningest guys ever? It's giving Amstel 2023 and it's gross.

Oh look Remco is closing now the motorbikes are gone, but can't quite make it before the next climb There was a good minute of pacing there that has really affected the race

Actually quite annoyed at how much motor drafting Van der Poel and Pogacar are getting

lol Tadej sees Remco and stands up Matty should not do a single turn rn

It's literally affecting races and it's all on camera because the chase has cameras BEHIND THEM. FFS.

Please explain why the front group gets a moto or two in front and the chasers solely get motos behind.

Tapping the sign

the genre ‘tony hawk is lightly disrespected in public’ is also a winner

Happy cry content for a Thursday morning 🥹🥹🥹

After Sanremo, GW and yesterday, I btw feel like all one-day race organisers should get the message that making your race course harder in terms of climbs and/or distance (yeah yeah, MSR is looong, but in a different way) is not the automatic gateway to more engaged racing or more exciting races. 🤷🏻‍♀️

An enduring classic

This is how we should talk about Israel's awful discriminatory policies.

Mads being Mads 😍

I keep seeing the same lie peddled across the visual arts community too. "Most professional artists are using it but too scared to admit it." Fucking no we are not; I have zero interest whatsoever in offloading and atrophying my hard-earned skills to plagiarism systems owned by grifters.

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Just saw this on Visma|Lease a Bike's account over on the other place (sharing in case anyone hasn't seen it) So beautiful, I'm loving this mutual respect between these guys (and Mads earned extra bonus points in my book 😊)

And just to get it out of the way: Comparing today's DdV finish for Wout to last year's is dumb. Very different situations. And comparing it to the finish of E3 the other day is almost even dumber. And yet I've seen paid pundits do both within minutes after the race today. Absolutely weird takes.

I need an emotional support Mads too! 🥹🫶🏻

After GW (yes I shall dead-name that race for eternity) and today, I feel like Wout finally decided to stop racing like a sprinter again. Results aside - I love this for him and cycling and me!

With an average height of 192,67 cm, was today's DdV podium the tallest in procycling history? Or at least the tallest non-ITT related one? (And with Remco in the mix even the ITTs can't muster this much vertical power...) And most of all: Wout being the shortest on a podium, that has to be a 1st?

Sums up my afternoon. Today broke me and healed me and made me hopeful and hurt me and then hugged me nonetheless.

Fordi alle glemmer det konstant, også her efter valget: Lige meget hvad de kalder sig er hverken Venstre eller LA "liberale". De er liberalister. Økonomiske liberalister. Big difference. Huge. MASSIVE. Ved godt de har vundet den sproglige definitionskamp pt, men det gør dem stadig ikke liberale.🤷🏻‍♀️

So... Not only are the parties on the far right in Denmark racist, they're also incompetent... Brb gonna make some woke popcorn. 😆🍿 But it feels kinda shitty that we as a society are funding all the parties elected into Danish parliament incl these. Plus people trusted them with their votes and...😬

🎶“Det var et liv i sus og dus, i Borgernes Parti-klovnebus. I boooorgernes parti-klovnebus”🎶

Hver gang jeg hører nyheder fra Borgernes Parti

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

Me with Gemtac... (And why I use Gemtac and not superglue 🫣 it's still bad but not superbad)

Yes, I find superglue memes funny, thanks for asking

Either Frida will be using it for Halloween costumes in the future or it'll be why she's in therapy in 20 years... I vote costume party for Frida and therapy for me. Brrrrr... (I'm NOT a creepy mask person clearly)

Remember 2 weeks ago when everyone and their pundit-dad talked about Lenny Martinez like he's a low-level conti rider? 🤣😑🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Yikes

Decathlon also fucked up royally in E3 btw. Just so it's said.

I think writing your stories with AI so you can "focus on reporting" is both disrespectful to your audience and a guarantee that you don't do good reporting, because you're clearly not a fan of quality information. Negative levels of respect for people that do this.

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

Would like a chat with those people who claim they don't watch women's cycling because the tactics suck... 😮‍💨

See what is possible when you commit to the chase (disregard the final kilometre, they almost caught him)?! #E3SaxoClassic

they had him IN THEIR CLUTCHES and THREW IT AWAY. you could’ve caught MATHIEU VAN DER POEL. oh my word. embarrassing.