In the 12 Stouts of Christmas my dear love drank with me #8 treacly imperial with smoked Pedro Ximenez barrel staves from Holy Goat brewery.

Lina's Algerian stall in Coventry market is about to close and could do with a bit of financial assistance. If you're able to help it would mean a lot. gofund.me/bdaa7f531

The common cormorant or shag Lays eggs inside a paper bag. The reason you will see no doubt It is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have never noticed is that herds Of wandering bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

The Book Tour

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced. Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

So we'll be extracting gold teeth now

And today I learned that in 1962 the BBC let Jaquetta Hawkes imagine the archaeology of apocalyptic Britain. As a short film 👀10/10 Will weird your day youtu.be/c8yEIe69M4k?...

Bit of a frugal #crispsandwichday this year, sorry

It hasn't been online for many years, so for today's newsletter I reposted my Big Bang Theory "spec." Tell your friends. kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-end-resu...

12 stouts of Christmas tickets booked

he's stuck on the roof again and they can't get him down, they need a bigger net

Hey there pal, wouldn't it be a shame if it was your process that got picked as the deadlock victim?

when you post into the void, the void posts back

Elias Vance

Games Workshop's new logo. Yes, you hate it, because you have no idea about GW's logos for the first ten years of its existence. Which looked like this:

Scotland has given so many wonderful gifts to the world

A new direct action group calling itself 'Yvette Cooper' claims to have targeted Time Logistics for providing transport in Britain for Israel's Elbit Systems. Its message to the government on social media says, "if you want to ban Palestine Action, you'll have to proscribe Yvette Cooper too"

Watching How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck, the Herzog doc on cattle auctioneers. They spend their lives getting into tense situations. Can't help but wonder what would happen when one of these guys crashes both vocally and psychologically.

If you've been sickened by the posts shared from the Ballymena Reaction Group (still live and co-ordinating violence on Facebook), remember that Britain First have been actively organising there since 2018. This is what happens when we fail to give fascists the reception they deserve.

if you like collage or make collage, please take a look at my little project rubblemag.org. I would love it if you would participate! please share to anyone who might be interested. here is the kinds of thing you can see, and be part of (ps the fade function is the neatest part)

I like my eggs like I like my plans: best laid

Gotta get me one of those bidet ice buckets

Always thought they were cowboys who went hunting, but what if instead they're people who hunt cowboys? youtu.be/IhM_HXDEa10?...

Really wish I could use Google without being exposed to search suggestions such as "michael bay skibidi toilet". Oh well, you have too now, kinda makes me feel a bit better.

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

🔘Tony Blair "doomed to die" says report 🔘Death "inevitable" so he should hurry it along

Night Passage is one of the all-time great drone records, the depth of sound Lamb was able to find in his wire creations was unparalleled.

A page from John Cage's notebooks

Had the good fortune in the late '90s to attend an intimate David Thomas gig in Cambridge, an irascible and uncompromising performer. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx-O...

Well, that's the token miserable Black Mirror episode over and done with, now to sit back and relax with the rest of the series

stroked a melanistic barn owl, so that's my endorphin allowance used up for the year

The only way we can lose is if we don’t win.

whatever happens it is important to remember the one fundamental thing we all have in common-- every person, at one point or another, has bought weed off a guy named "Spider"

US/Russia deal is going to be them playing Good Cop/Bad Cop, laughing behind everyone's backs as they divide up Ukrainian resources between them.

Sat by a pond of geese and keep thinking I can hear the intro to The Old Grey Whistle Test

The storm hasn't diminished the new year fireworks at all, except they're now doing a Julian Cope and going upwards at 45°

S was really disappointed she thought I was going to say Jimmy Carr

Doing the 12 Stouts of Christmas at Gonzo and apparently we're only going below 10% once this evening god help us all

oh man Christmas is here again www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ks4...

1931

having a few thoughts about posting

Feeling ghastly

Bad news, have just discovered Masala Noir books and I can feel the future bank account pain already

I’m waiting for my van.

Celebrating International #CrispSandwichDay