Some amazing food in Obidos, Portugal, with fado music and a fair bit of wine. Perhaps too much wine. Saude, todos.

This pisses me off. I don’t think I’m a great dad. Some days, not even a good dad. But I took on two step-kids, ages 3 and 1 and tried my best to raise them and provide for them for 29 years and counting. When assholes like this use kids as weapons because their feelings are hurt.

Do I get to be a Jedi? Or Sith. I’d be fine with either at this point.

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

Now in Urinal Blue...

Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms out there.

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At this point I do have to assume Reform voters lack object permanence.

Thank goodness for Scotland and Wales....

I fully support, even encourage, MAGA taking ivermectin to treat hantavirus.

It is still so depressing and infuriating that the nation could go this long and then get laid low by THAT guy. He has the charisma of a bowl of phlegm. And WHAT is with the UK looking at their own Trump-lite weasel and saying 'yeah, that looks good to me.' Just disheartening all the way around

My town is hosting a free video game tournament. I love this place.

You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.

I want him to die, but I want him to watch his legacy crumble away, losing all power, and spend his last days on Earth listening to all his “friends” and “family” deny that they were ever close to him.

I thought only cartoon villains were this transparently corrupt and evil.

I really hope that Farage has his ass handed to him today. What an absolute piece of slime he is.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 we are so effing stupid in this country.

I want to party like a 1789 French peasant.

This is what a presidential library looks like. 🙌🙏🫶💪👏✊️👇

It is darkly amusing that the US issues warnings like “Iran better not fire at our ships”. So we are allowed to bomb their cities but them trying to hit back is no fair?

Galagos, also known as bush babies

First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

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Trump has alienated US allies everywhere. They are refusing logistical support for US operations, and as such, the US military's ability to operate is severely hindered. So good job, MAGA Morons, in your desperate attempt to put America first, you've crippled its strength.

I’m already pissed at all the politicians who will call for “healing” and “reconciliation” once all this is over and failing to hold any of the sycophants to account for their actions. Bullshit. Drop the hammer on each and every one of them.

Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.

To be completely factual: Isaac Newton discovered homosexuality in 1666. He published his findings in 1672. 🏳️‍🌈

I tried. I gave up.

America, I am in you.

Heading back to the US tomorrow. I am so not excited by this idea.

I've never heard of her before, but wow.

You have a right to call any senator not just your own. Full list attached for your convenience. 202.224.#### Use the last 4 digits in PHONE column Call every day Ok to call off hours. Blow up VM Be vocal. Be visible. Be disruptive.

"He's NOT the Messiah, he's a doctor actually"

He’s got a point there…

Can we remove this fool before he fucks up the whole planet?

Missing real first ladies...

Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus

It is always amusing when Trump inevitably turns on people who were his most avid supporters when they show even a single iota of disapproval. He feels loyalty to NO ONE and certainly not his country. He cares about one person only. He would sacrifice his own children if it benefited him.

“Not all those who wander are lost” — J.R.R. Tolkien

Nothing to see here, totally normal, yep, no issues.

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Ending a treaty that was working, then starting a war for no reason, to settle on a deal that involves Iran getting huge tolls for ships they didn't get before, leaving nuclear materials undealt with, a younger leader and new reasons to hate us and then declaring victory is the most Trump thing ever

He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.

In retrospect, the big email I sent to my employer telling them to go fuck themselves was a mistake. #TACOTuesday