Do you think Tee Higgins will pop up on the injury report with a concussion tomorrow, or for propriety's sake will they wait until practice Tuesday?

That lil song the bills play when there’s a turnover is an underrated piece of music

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If Dawson Knox has a kid he wants to play catch with he’s gonna be so good at catching those shitty ass child pitches

it is genuinely tragic to me seeing people not able to be outside and enjoy crisp cold months with snow everywhere. i get the opposite of seasonal depression this time of year

A close win vs the Bengals and a non-Piastri McLaren drivers championship were my ideal realistic case scenario today, so overall a pretty good Sunday

It was only this year that Lando didnt deserve it, so im happy for him

Maybe next season the sabres can request only home games

This really does shame to the Wayne Gretzky Parkway in Brantford off the 403

Zucker has 9 goals and theyre all this gross [laudatory]

I like to imagine florio hitting send on each individual PFT post when a thousand of them drop all at once

New Shoresy diss incoming

Darnell Savage it is then

I subscribe to NPR news alerts mostly for the “jesus christ frank gehry was still alive?” realizations they provide every week or so

Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.

Don’t let the objectively funny peace prize thing distract from how ass this world cup is going to be

a bunch of overweight ice guys falling from blackhawk helicopters in a failed stadium raid

At least it looks as if the forces of the underworld are trying to drag the planet down to hell, which is the most honest FIFA has been about things since its inception

A natural european, this man

This family craves healthcare like no other I’ve ever seen

This was one of the first ever onion articles I saw as a kid and was forever hooked

This is about BO7

crazy to think how arianna grande in wicked is the same age as wilford brimley was in cocoon

this is the best post of all time

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early

Has anyone ever looked more like a french electronic duo

Thinking about Vontae Davis for no particular reason

Lol, I’m usually pretty positive about management here but this is a huge own goal

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Thinking about this, is it normal for an elementary school music teacher to take a sabbatical for a year? Also she never came back. Did she get fired and they lied to us? I did love the eventual music teacher who took over, she was awesome.

more like pete hagueseth amirite 🤣🤣🤣

This is the face the guy who worked at my elementary school made when we got in trouble for being mean to the substitute music teacher. I don’t know what his actual job was, and they only brought him in when we had been REAL bad

What would it be like to go from being a perennial walter payton man of the year candidate to then having someone else on your team get nominated the following year? Like you are the best person on the team, oh wait sorry either we added someone new or an incumbent teammate is now a better human sry

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Jeeves fucks

How long before they go back to calling it HBO Go

My dude loves corruption more than Bolsonaro likes being in the hospital

A nice reminder that the oxbox folks are the only canonically good english people

They should call this run “ope”

My local record store still sells used cds for $5

They were silent on this one which I assume means Kids Can Press is bought and paid for by the sacklers

What we preventing fam

Cam Heyward is SO mad

Bills QB Josh Allen now has the most regular season rushing touchdowns by a quarterback in NFL history.

Okay I will acknowledge I do have a difficult time with certain genres of breaking news because from a cursory scroll I only know lane kiffin did something

Killed it

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

I have no idea why our family decided to eat at 6 today I am so goddamn hungry

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it