any time i’m slightly inconvenienced for a fraction of a second

biggest success on here so far is getting the mrspinch username back after it got taken from me on tw*tter

Cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye bro

what r u guys gonna do for my bday next wednesday

hello blu ski

uhm, this was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. it was actually just 24 56 33 83 45 03 07 FREE 58 21 11 34 55 98 64 67

donald trump nominates jeffrey epsteins corpse as head of department of education

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

they should make a government that isn’t disappointing

he is a little mischievous. gf is angel as always

no peace in this home

ahhh.,, le thursday….

Just got a library card from my local branch, and highly recommend you do the same if you don't have one. You can watch movies, read ebooks, do research, and use equipment that you would have to pay for anywhere else. In case you need a reminder!

good morning

dare i be so bold to propose that for the 2028 election democrats select a 0% hitler to run for president?

i’m back twitter is a hell hole

him when he’s doing his puzzle

for only zero dollars can u please tell me who u guys are so i can follow u back idk who anyone is anymore

if you have followed me and we were mutuals on twitter but you changed your pfp or display name here, i'm gonna need a little nudge

last 48 hours

hi gamers

alright. hi again

small.

underwhelming but i kinda like it. empty

20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised 20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain

who up.

best thing about this app my enemies aren’t here yet so i can start fresh and make new ones

buttons are bigger

hi