if a ticket said "CORTEZ-KHANNA" i would vote in a heartbeat

fuck!

@vyletpony.com are u okay pls b careful don't die the brownshirts are in your city

i bet any mildly-high ranking crip could become a god at tapdancing

luigi disciples????

pmo

i think it finally happened

if the national guard invades your city please do not fight back because they want you to fight back so they can use it as an excuse to take everything over in a much more extreme way

monotheism is so dangerous like it gets so many ppl killed can we go back to making it illegal to try to spread monotheism and if ppl need a religion can we reinstate some pagan religion and make sure it's one that doesn't hate other religions bc ppl rlly shouldn't fight over this it hurts my heart

kinda wild predictions of mine for within 1 year from now: iran will have a new flag and will declare themselves as the republic of persia the wikipedia infobox for the usa will change to have a different government type listed

hey uh y'all in LA can u like stop waving flags of other countries ur really not helping urselves here please wave american flags it will be much more effective and won't give them a reason to be like "RAAHHH SEE THE ALIENS ARE INVADING WAAAHHHH"

ajsnffogmvmfoemgobfkejdbdndockbmaoxo4ky98q3urjt8tjIENE3OF8VKRKW8FJB9F9EPVOB5K3IN i'm gonna dip toasted pop tarts in milk (this is normal)

@vyletpony.com AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GWEN YOU'RE SO AWESOME

@vyletpony.com r u gonna b @ the squid concert in portland on april 30th (i'm not going i'm just curious since i'm a fan of both you and squid and apparently they often talk to whomever stays after the show and i'm wondering if y'all could get into an inspiration feedback loop)

btw i love when venus is visible in broad daylight it's so cool

foreseeable future is over since my cat unexpectedly knocked a cup over, i'm back bitches

the vast lackfulness of intergalactic space will cradle my vessel for the forseeable future, see y'all later

i think the sentence for murder should be the (sum of the) age(s) of their victim(s) plus 10 extra years because fuck you (this isn't in reference to any specific recent murders as i'm not aware of any, so please don't take this as a political statement, it's not)

might i remind everyone that the roman salute has been considered a fascist gesture for over 100 years now

everyone get ready to be knocked down a third of a class for about 4 years (hopefully not longer) unless you're a billionaire then you'll get pushed up a couple classes ig but like fuck you

wait no i'm not gonna fucking do that nvm bc the ppl who disagree with me probably suck considering my only opinion is "you should be kind to people"

i'm not gonna make any political 😨skeets🤯 anymore to avoid future conflict

i'm every simgle gay person btw

why didn't we run bernie in 2016 or 2020 look what we've fucking done look what you've fucking done look what we've fucking done we're having an orange christmas and it's our fault aoc 2028

have you seen this website??\ funnyswag.com

polished rocks update

is this 9/11

bluesky bookmarking/saving when

mecore, i have these same thoughts all the time

she shadow on my hedgehog till i bridget

gay sex or something idk what to say at 00:45 maybe i should sleep yeah that's what i'm gonna do goodnight everypony

i wonder if thom yorke has listened to monarch of monsters yet

me when i take a shower and come out of the shower and i have dandruff now for some reason even though i had none when i went into the shower

i think graphics didnt really need to go past like. hl2 ep 2 at most. everything else has been buzzwords

i love this thing

@jwstfeed.bsky.social one of the only accounts on here that posts space images that aren't ai slop

i want something like a candle but instead of adding energy to the stuff around it instead slows particles down and uses that energy to idk charge your devices or maybe like shine a light onto some plants

WHY IS THE TEMPERATURE SET TO 73°F IN MY HOUSE HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA DROWN IN MY OWN SWEAT

polished rocks (done entirely by hand with sandpaper), originally were just random rough rocks from random places on the ground n such

mustard on the beat????????????? ho???????????????????????????????????????????????

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

also damn this REALLY looks like twitter

if twitter is named after the sound birds make then what sound do butterflies make