gaming magazines used to be so true........

I DON'T KNOW STOP FUCKING ASKING ME

i woke up to my bf tryin to cut my neck with a broken piece of beer bottle man i'm already tired of today

made this while going completely insane after my last work shift

my life savings are going into this

just got a job as the newgrounds gong farmer

grandpa spotted at sears trying to see if he could test out a lawn mower on innocent bystanders again 🙄

having a slurpee on the corner of a 7-eleven listening to this and waiting for the workers to call the cops on my ass

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

God Don't Want My Dumb Ass He Left Me On This Planet With This Fuck Shit Stuffed Idiot Fuck I Fucking Hate Myself God Damn It I Need To Find A Family Of Eight To Slaughter Before It's Too Late

「オッパ・ホームレス・スタイル」

welcome a choir sings for you

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i would do anything for you

how do i get some of that sweet sweet spacex crack

took one bite and got a tumor

skrillex ytpmv

cool website i made

fuck is this

BRAINS ON THE FLOOR THERE ARE BRAINS ON THE FLOOR I DIDN'T DO THAT I DIDN'T DO THIS THERE ARE BRAINS ON THE FLOOR

are you fed up with the wokeys destroying your shitty slop food restaurants? come to my brand new diner where the food is even worse and the waiters get to stab you if you make eye contact with them (they're all 60+ years old and tired of living)

FORGOT TO TAKE A SHIT BEFORE GOING TO PAPPAW'S FUNERAL

got a massage that turns your back into jurassic world i tell you what man. i am never seeing the light of god ever again.

bsky has been absolutely refusing to let me upload this for the last hour or so so hopefully this works

i miss her

i don't even matter man

they putting that doc ock shit in the tripods now