Damn, The Boys went downhill this season

I think it's in poor taste to name the fund after what Ashli Babbitt's head got turned into

There's weird misogyny going on here and it's coming from whoever chose to cut the excerpt off right before any mention of WIRED ever having been previously run by a woman

Eyup Lovely was kind of right about 28 Years Later

the murder of juniper blessing is a horrifying reminder of the campaign of violence being waged by the most powerful against the vulnerable and the environment of hate being encouraged on all sides of the political spectrum

When Leopold Bloom's daydreams in the Circe chapter are established to have been imagined entirely within a fraction of a second, that's him being a proto incarnation of Peter Griffin

Fripp, Belew, Levin, Gunn, Bruford and Mastelotto

Every glowing positive review for a shitty merchandising opportunity passing itself off as a children's movie is based on the same premise as this negative Mixtape review: that children do not deserve media with even a smidgen of care or thought put into it

Gravity's Rainbow ending EXPLAINED:

More like reacharound across the aisle

A lot of people like to clown on Roundthony Headtano, and yknow that's part and parcel of being a music critic to begin with, but he did not weigh in on that Jackoffbin sloptimism vs crackrockism article at all and it's clearly because he's above it

Slightly increase a band 808 Federation

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'

The issue with poptimism is that two weeks ago the Michael Jackson movie that ends with him touring to promote Bad made over $200mil and yet meanwhile it's illegal to watch Leaving Neverland not because it's inaccurate but because of an NDA

W. David Marx's Blank Spaces contains a more interesting and coherent critique of poptimism and rockism than this article that Jacobin shat. Did you know the word "rockism" was coined in a Harvard-educated music critic's defense of Ashlee Simpson's SNL lip-syncing incident?

Up on Stuckness: on the uses and misuses of Mark Fisher (both the man and his work) in the wake of that rock is back baby piece. stuckness.ghost.io/wwmfd/

Because Palestine what? Why are you afraid of finishing a clause you were so proud and eager to begin in the first place?

Estrogen could've saved Pink Floyd's first lineup

"for that post I'm giving you four strikes" he said as he gave another post four strokes

ME FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS: I don't know about revisiting Parks and Recreation, its outlook is kind of politically outdated FBI DIRECTOR KASH "MONEY" PATEL: The bureau has teamed up with Entertainment 720 to do an all-night rave at the Snakehole Lounge to promote our new line of Snake Juice

This is something that's more interesting than "Mark Fisher once defended Russell Brand back in 2013 therefore everything he wrote is worthless". Fisher's writing about Savile suggests he's describing his own blind spot with Brand without knowing that's what he's doing xenogothic.com/2023/09/30/t...

The Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame

One of the reasons Hitler got rejected from art school was that he kept refusing to learn how to use perspective

It's easier to believe Noel is a coward than it is to believe Branson Reese would ever dare break the 180° rule

Will Stancil needs to keep his mouth shut about Isabel Fall and go back to investigating his spy father's journals so that he can figure out the identity of a mysterious woman known throughout as V

The Jedi used to have a materialist explanation for The Force and then after Order 66 the ones that remained moved to more of a metaphysical explanation because the midichlorians failed to save anybody

You know what they say: where there's smoke, they pinch back

It was a giant Plumbert. At least as big as St. Paul’s, and growing hour by hour. London, perhaps all England, was in mortal peril!

When someone tells you how they feel about Holden Caulfield, they're also telling you how they feel about Dolores Haze. Twenty times!

Many American leftists claim to hate George Orwell because of the snitching at the end of his life but then are neutral to positive towards Jackie Robinson. It's because Robinson never told them in high school that they should know what a passive voice sentence is

I'm picking the bear against any human of any gender

Chapter 3: PEACE

Sounds like ant city

Immediately after walking out of the nightclub he began working on an animated film version of Animal Farm that changes the ending to one where Boxer the horse looks directly into the camera and says "everyone's right and everyone's wrong and everyone knows how to get along 🙂"

Also describes MJ stans

As descriptive of the current moment as "are we the baddies"

Patel just had the Dane Cook "thanks for the candy bar" bit happen to him

He's trying to appeal to millennials by looking like homestar runner

This is how it feels to hear the KLF reassure me, the listener, that they're justified and they're ancient

Control / 24 Hour Party People (Ian Curtis from two different angles) Inherent Vice / Smiley Face (sativa and indica) Reflections of Evil / Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (comedy shot without permits) Beau Is Afraid / Poor Things (boy autism / girl autism)

Absolutely over the moon about this. If you've not read my HUGO NOMINATED book-length essay on Sandman, it remains free to all at www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/the-cud...

Thomas Pynchon laid low for 60+ years because if he'd put out Crying of Lot 49 + Gravity's Rainbow as a public figure he would've ended up just like all those other Boeing whistleblowers

I'm real sick of hearing about these c*nsumer att*rneys of C*lifornia

They get mad at you if you try to bring a bunch of fireworks into a school campus

That's right