Masked vigilantism in America, historically, meant lynching. THAT'S why Spider-Man's a menace.

graham shat-ner, like as in, the bed

Look, I know the so-called Mandela effect is when an American attributes their own miseducation to multiverse theory, but nevertheless I could've sworn he was executed in Vietnam in 2006 for exactly this

Pausa de hidratación

Sony today

arc where Rona finishes Gravity's Rainbow and is way more nervous than usual so Swan Boy takes her mind off it by treating her to a matinee

Because he went in for a penis enlargement surgery and it got botched and now he has to urinate in a bag

I think film is an intrinsically Calvinist medium and that real-ass molinists play video games

It's real

The second a kid asks to see the part that explains what Sodom and Gomorrah did to make God so angry (which contrary to popular belief has nothing to do with being gay) they're going to make the Bible illegal to own and read

He has an app on his phone that tracks his son's porn use and vice versa because he runs the erection program

>takes money from Megan Ellison >portrays a general strike as looking like a bunch of people waving picket signs, like indistinguishable from that Pepsi commercial everyone made fun of What did he mean by this?

Oh this is going to result in a really shitty _9mother9horse9eyes9 movie, isn't it

Let the 2016 relitigators and the 2024 relitigators fight. Let them thin each other's ranks, please

She was looking up Wario

Why was Harry Potter tryna sell vomit-flavored jelly beans to little kids

Dusty Johnson is the name of the peasant from that Slavoj Zizek bit about prima noctis

Don't care, didn't ask, you're an alcoholic.

Californians are celebrating Pride month this year by looking at the one governor candidate who's willing to say on camera that he wants to protect trans kids' right to play team sports like anyone else, and going "ew"

Taxi Driver (1976) dir: Martin Scorsese 📽️

HACK, WACK: "Kane Backrooms should do a House of Leaves movie bc that novel's kinda proto backrooms" CRACKERJACK: He should adapt William Gass's The Tunnel bc that's a novel about a failed attempt to create a backroom

Those agendas and biases can be anything! Case in point: you think the fruit in the garden of eden was an apple because a guy translating the story into Latin wanted to make a pun.

I love going to the movie theater and seeing a new indie horror film that does something fresh and novel and innovative that's never been done before and isn't a rehash of a television episode from 70 years ago

OLD HAT: Trump is doing an Infinite Jest by trying to annex Canada NEW RELEVANCE: Trump is doing an Infinite Jest by putting a gun to his head and telling the IRGC that if the Strait of Hormuz can't be back to what it was, he'll do it in front of them and it'll be on them

Immediately before starting the podcast Woody diarrheas clear through his white linen pants onto a camping chair. Buzz tells him to take a shower to clean himself off and gets furious at him for not taking a full shower

BREAKING: Billy Barf and the Vomitones have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 event. Also, further contradicting the White House, they are NOT Italian.

Wait did they book Morris Day and The Time because of this song

Samuel Beckett's modernist novel How It Is is actually the first Smiling Friends episode

Pulseless and Slightly Waxed (improv)

counting or not counting liver cirrhosis? [everyone gasps as hegseth takes a shot to the neck on stage, a shot of jameson that is]

Voting is like taking a bus, specifically the one from Everything That Rises Must Converge that that racist old lady stroked out on

The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade and Grogu

If RFK jr. had crafted the perfect scheme to make autism seem worse he couldn't have done as good of a job as this.

Hey if you think autism is an excuse for looking at CSAM then there's a different website you'll be more welcome at, run by a South African man who believes the exact same thing

I think it's in poor taste to name the fund after what Ashli Babbitt's head got turned into

There's weird misogyny going on here and it's coming from whoever chose to cut the excerpt off right before any mention of WIRED ever having been previously run by a woman

Eyup Lovely was kind of right about 28 Years Later

the murder of juniper blessing is a horrifying reminder of the campaign of violence being waged by the most powerful against the vulnerable and the environment of hate being encouraged on all sides of the political spectrum

When Leopold Bloom's daydreams in the Circe chapter are established to have been imagined entirely within a fraction of a second, that's him being a proto incarnation of Peter Griffin

Gravity's Rainbow ending EXPLAINED:

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'

The issue with poptimism is that two weeks ago the Michael Jackson movie that ends with him touring to promote Bad made over $200mil and yet meanwhile it's illegal to watch Leaving Neverland not because it's inaccurate but because of an NDA

W. David Marx's Blank Spaces contains a more interesting and coherent critique of poptimism and rockism than this article that Jacobin shat. Did you know the word "rockism" was coined in a Harvard-educated music critic's defense of Ashlee Simpson's SNL lip-syncing incident?

Up on Stuckness: on the uses and misuses of Mark Fisher (both the man and his work) in the wake of that rock is back baby piece. stuckness.ghost.io/wwmfd/

Because Palestine what? Why are you afraid of finishing a clause you were so proud and eager to begin in the first place?