I'm Stoked! Tuesday. #KubeCon. 6:40pm during KubeCrawl. Come On Down to the CVE Price Is Right at the @chainguard.dev booth with me and @adrianmouat.com, seeing who can guess the closest (but not over!) the CVE count of popular open source project images for prizes #DevOps #DevSecOps #Sponsored

It's a CVE elimination party 🎉. Sign up for my next #DevOps learning live stream, where @smalls.xyz and I are migrating real-world popular open-source #container images to @chainguard.dev container images to cut the #CVE count, hopefully to zero! Next Wednesday learn.bretfisher.com/chainguard-e...

- Disney+/Hulu was not hard - Facebook/Threads/Insta were easier given the sewer they've turned into - Prime not a big loss - Been off Twitter for years But damnit, I really like YouTube Premium! Their lawsuit capitulation has me really wanting to cancel but am finding it hard to pull the trigger

I'm looking for my next thing, and I need to move fast. I have several years of experience in developer relations from startups to the enterprise, and I'm particularly skilled at distilling complex topics into something easily understood by newbies and non-technical folks alike, on stage or off. 1/3

What's the fastest way to lose me as a customer? Tell me I have to change banks to continue to use your completely redundant payments app.

youtu.be/OeUZI5RnYGg #jonstewart 🔹Jon Stewart🔹 dives into the Oval Office meeting between Trump, Vance, and Zelenskyy, which shocked viewers more than John Cena's heel turn. Plus, Jon calls bulls**t on Elon Musk's challenge to an interview.

Are We the Baddies? open.substack.com/pub/ryanmcbe...

Excellent rebuttal by @climatetown.bsky.social about the LandMan clip people are ignorantly referring to as if it weren’t complete fiction. youtu.be/wBC_bug5DIQ?...

I had previously cleaned out my FB profile and deleted my Threads and Insta account. I had kept the FB account open just in case I needed to DM people or use marketplace but this tipped me over the edge. As of this morning I’m now 100% off FB / Meta.

Congratulations, plaudits, bouquets and a well earned pat on the back to all of the “Lets-teach-a-lesson-to-Genocide-Joe” activists; and a hearty well-done for the MAGA folks who railed against endless wars. Because what’s more America First than this, my good lads? open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

@benjaminwittes.bsky.social writes that an FBI "refusing to become political agents of the regime in power would, so far anyway, look almost exactly like what we are seeing."

Former Secretary of Transportation--who was not on The Real World or Road Rules--weighs in on the President's efforts to blame the fatal air traffic accident on DEI.

This threatening tweet was deleted by Trump’s dumbest son 20 minutes after he posted it.

Last high school cheer competition is in the books. This girl is amazing and I am so proud of how she led her team as captain!

The truth of January 6th can't be erased. Watch the pardoned criminals brutally attacking police inside the Capitol and see what some call 'patriotism.' No spin, just facts. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...

WTF? ground.news/article/tenn...

WTF?!?! How is this not a headline on The Onion? ground.news/article/us-c...

On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.

Your WTF of the hour

If more Christians acted and spoke like this, maybe their religion wouldn't be filled with so many hypocrites. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/maga-chris...

To everyone I know that voted for Trump, this is on YOU. You are all hypocrites when you say you "Back the blue" yet vote for a felon who told you he was going pardon and commute the sentences of these violent offenders.

@nbcnews.com you cowards. All that money, and you can't even show the person himself.

We are truly living in the worst timeline if this guy gets confirmed. youtu.be/-FTuT8CGxKg?...

I'm sorry but the Dems are ridiculously bad at their Hegspeth questions. IMO, if you want to prove someone is incompetent, you ask them the hardest strategic questions they will have to know to succeed at the job

Assuming this is limited to episodic shows, the YT algorithm picked this one for me most recently. I think I'm in trouble.

Ann Telnaes, who has worked at The Washington Post as an editorial cartoonist since 2008, says her cartoon criticizing billions currying favor with Trump was spiked — and now she has quit the paper

Containers Pro Tip: You can inspect the rootfs on any container image, including viewing textual files, by simply opening a URL like: ima.ge.cx/docker.io/library/nginx

Hey @electrek.co , your blocker footer taking up 1/3 of the screen makes me actively hate your site more and more. I’m not going to turn off adblocking on my devices nor the PiHole on my network just to read a story. Figure out a better way to monetize.

@lenny-linux.bsky.social shared this with me today and I am a better human because of it! youtu.be/yup8gIXxWDU?...

New blog on "Building Multiarch Images with Chainguard Images". I talk about the growing importance of supporting ARM64 images and the various techniques for building multiplatform images). AI art didn't let me down (you're burning money if you're using QEMU!) www.chainguard.dev/unchained/bu...

Some jackass in an F-150 at the Home Depot parking lot hit my car & ran while I was shopping yesterday. Thankfully a witness had me paged and gave me info for the insurance claim & possible police report if needed Fortunately it’s cosmetic but I’m guessing the bumper is going to have to be replaced

Almost done with the network cleanup. Just need to get some better sized patch cables.

UDM Pro swap is finished & I’ve cleaned it all up. Now I'm just waiting for Amazon to deliver the rack. I’ve found that the ironing board makes a nice, narrow workbench in tight spaces like this!

Cleaning up and upgrading the home network “closet” this week. Migrating from an old USG + CloudKey 2 to a UDM Pro and putting it all in a 9U rack enclosure. Got the “spousal approval” factor because it will unclutter her side of the closet 😉 “Before” pictures attached.

Test post, plz ignore. Dusting off my old Buffer count, testing new Threads and BlueSky integrations.

Saw this and immediately thought of @kat.lol 😎

After a year+ of deleting all content from it and stopping use of my old Twitter account, I finally deactivated it. It's not getting any better over there so there's no use in hanging onto that handle.

AT&T is finally offering 2 and 5 Gbps service in my area now! I would have to upgrade my wiring and network equipment to take advantage of this, so I won't be upgrading any time soon, but it's good to know the infrastructure has the headroom to support it.

Sub-zero degree Ketel One with garlic stuffed olives and a ton of brine. I think I’ve passed the “slutty” level of this dirty martini. What comes after “slutty”? It’s glorious, BTW.

One week later and I think Charlie it fitting in.

Finally got off my butt and got me CKA cert renewed. 2 hours was a lot harder than the old 3 hour format but i still nailed with with a 93 grade!

And then there were two! We visited the a local Shitzu rescue meet and greet today and now are welcoming Jerry to the Smalling family. #shihtzu #AdoptDontShop

Just had an anti-vaxer try to tell me that Polio was caused by the vaccine or "big Pharma" or something like that. I replied that those ancient Egyptian pharmaceutical companies were really ahead of their time 🙄

The CFP is open for Kubernetes Community Days Texas, coming to Dallas/Fort Worth on Oct. 6th! We'd love for you to be part of the first-ever KCD in the DFW area, so submit your talk proposals ASAP to be a part! https://buff.ly/3CfuwOP #kcdtx #cfp

Fresh from our team in Japan... Anime Patch! https://youtu.be/iwOhVnhtCAY

Got blocked by someone b4 5 am this morning on my neighborhood FB group after I told them to "relax" in response to comments that an outage was due to our power co-op "California-ing" us with rolling blackouts🙄 I count being blocked that early as a win!

The best description of bitcoin I've ever seen is this one-liner

Part of the soundtrack of my youth just passed away. 😥 RIP Tina Turner