We're back baby

It sounds stupid, it is stupid, but its deadly serious because they are trying to blame an impoverished .5% of the population for EVERYTHING, no matter how ridiculous. Very much the same as how Germany blamed .5% of the population for everything, and you know what came next.

"SHUT UP. BE HAPPY."

Define "public interest" OH THATS RIGHT A DEFINITION OF THAT DOESN'T EXIST

This essay is amazing. I think it relates to everyone at least a little bit, no matter who you are. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll become a part of you. Great job @magsvisaggio.com

Whatever - we don't eat that much tainted lettuce.

Stand still, bitch

I'm not crying you are

I finished this book last night and woke up to this this morning. The rhetoric in his text is alarming. What happens in this book is a great reason (maybe the most important) for 47 to go away.

I'm saying this out the door on my last teaching day.

Private equity firm masquerading as a private university

Winning hearts and minds again this morning, I see. 😐

an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van

He forgot about saying "Pardner" - everyone says that when they "Stick em up"

Holy crap is that Susan Dell on the left?!

To be fair, this is what everyone sounds like right now.

World Cup is so good on Telemundo

Even in heat like this there would be more activity with people walking to work, reading, eating, throwing a frisbee, etc. This is hilarious how they've run people off like this.

This whole speech is fucking comedy gold 🥇

So are we just not talking about Iran anymore?

For me it was, "Hi, Freeze! I'm Batman!" George Clooney was the best Batman, BTW. Fight me.

Glad he got treatment because depression is a real problem when left untreated. Sure would be nice if the rest of us got enough time off and free medical help to deal with it as well.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

I *knew* Rex Morgan, M.D. was ahead of its time @jfruh.bsky.social

Orioles Baseball 2026

lol people are gonna die

Orioles Baseball 2026

It would be great if anyone ticketed pulled a Barboza - pay the fine and exercise your free speech rights!

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

Lol

Oof - at what point does he lose the use of that hand? I would think too much treatment would lead to it not working properly after awhile.

The trifecta of media ownership. There was a time when this wasn't allowed, legally.

This is also a war crime

Pray for rain. So so so much rain.

At the risk of embarrassment because I'm a thousand years old, "can we talk" always had at least a chance of being positive so, how bout us? 🙂

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Bullshit he did.

🎶 Nobody likes you, everyone left you They're all out without you, havin' fun Everyone left you, nobody likes you They're all out without you, havin' fun 🎶

Is New York City shut down yet?

Cracks me up everyone is losing their shit over this. When you legalize it (gambling) don't be surprised when people (athletes) participate.

1/ What if you put all the ways that Jared Kushner is selling out America while lining his pockets into one place? In our new cover story, @cjcmichel.bsky.social did just that www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

JFC what the fuck is going on here?