And with that, it's safe to come back to the socials. Wow wow wow.

This was fun, greatly enjoyed the responses here. Glad we're all pretty much on the same page with *that* post 😂

Bonkers discourse on mwbs here tonight 😂 it's like it's a half term twitter spat 😂 apparently they're just a tool for control? 😂 #MWBsAreKing

Anthony Gordon has changed this game utterly

Well this is a depressing first world cup match to watch with my kids :'(

The last time I was abroad - honeymoon 11 yrs ago, Crete - I couldn't believe it when I found one of these for sale at a Water Park. Today I found them in Asda. They're back. I can't explain how happy this makes me #GalaxyChocIces

Penelope Keith :( that just leaves Felicity Kendal now.

Hmm, having to get the whole family out to church for half 8 as I'm on PA the morning after the football is not the one 😂 #SelfInflicted

Got to A&E with Mrs G who has done in her knee, TV says average wait 12 hrs 14 mins... wonder if they'll put the football on...

Duck-sized horses

At a kids' party, the Kesha song Tik-Tok came on and I was reminded that she performed at the Taylor Hawkins tribute show - by far the most random performer that day 😂 absolutely smashed Children of the Revolution by T-Rex though

I was at my 5 year old's first ever sports day this morning. I was winning the Dad's race. Then I tripped, 2m from the end 😫😫😫 I was about to win a sports day race for the first time in my life, instead I was beaten by all... including my 73 year old father 😂

Lol. I closely align with the pope appaz 😂 basically cause I answered with anti AI sentiments 😂 britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

It's quite warm, innit?

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

I've seen lots of commentary that the huge turnover in PMs is mostly down to Brexit. I am a staunch rejoiner but I'm not sure it tracks. It's come at the same time as the turnover of football managers has skyrocketed, no? I reckon it's social media's fault.

Aaaaannnddd the toddler is up at half 4 again 😫

THIS. We need to stop trial by media and let people serve out their terms.

Well I thought that was rather moving…

I'm gonna say it. I'm very sad to see Keir go. That speech exemplified why he was a great prime minister. Gracious in defeat. Was he perfect? Of course not. But by far the best PM we've had in a long time.

Vinted makes it clear that the last A Level maths exam has passed 😂 many graphical calculators have appeared circa £60

Very bad night of sleep for the boys (finally settled circa 7:30, up at 4:40) can mean only one thing, invasi- uhh I mean, film afternoon. #ThePhantomMenace #BestPrequelByFar #WhosaAreYousa

Vinted is hilarious sometimes. People are literally paying more than they would on Amazon for the board game Flamecraft

Just got to the word goûter in Duolingo french. My surname is basically the french word for snack. Hmm... yeah that tracks 😂

I genuinely thought this was satire like newsthump or something. Not a single thing listed is something better than if the war hadn't even happened. Unbelievable.

Messi xkcd.com/3260/

I was a good boy. I went to bed instead of going out to watch the football as I have my new staff induction for my new job today 😀 fantastic football news to wake to 😁

On this display, if Ronaldo wants Portugal to do well, he should pull out (retire?) after this game 😂 #WorldCup

[I'm gonna use this hashtag so that you can mute my world cup posts: #WorldCup] Ahh man, as a true Brentford fan, Wissa has been one of my least favourite people this year, but seeing his name as having just equalised for DR Congo against Portugal has really put a smile on my face 😂

Reading "Once Upon a Prime" and it's just taught me about a process to find Pythagorean Triples. How did I not know this before!? My favourite topic to teach just became a whole lot easier to create practice questions for 🤯🤯🤯

Picked up our first electric car today 😀 he's called Edison #iykyk

Stuck my oar in on a Facebook post about the social media ban and am now getting all the crazies. One woman has said "you should look into how many minor attracted people there are on Blue Sky. If you have kids you should check it out"!?!? 😂 Nobody had even mentioned Bluesky!? 😂

My kids have got "healthy fortnight" at school and so mufti today (sorry, "non-uniform") is something sport related. Eldest lays out all his sports clothes that are hand-me-downs from a football mad kid. Wants to wear a France football shirt. Absolutely not.

No jury convicted them of terrorism. The jury convicted them of grievous bodily harm because they fractured the spine of a police officer with a sledgehammer. The judge said that there was 'no justification for the extreme and gratuitous force' they used in attacking police officers. Another rake.

Misrepresenting a law and order issue for his own ends. He's just a mirror image of Farage. I really don't think he's much better* *As he hasn't directly instigated violence afaik, he is of course, better than Farage

Imagine being a trillionaire but still spending all your time trying to get people to like your posts.

Help me with a thing. Why do you use Bluesky as a maths teacher? Tips for incoming trainees? #MathsToday

Shameless self-promotion: Problem-solving cannot be embedded without resources. Questions and investigations need to be mapped to the curriculum and easy to use in lessons. Free access until 30th Sept for non-subscribers. Email on profile. #MathSky #MathsToday #ProblemSolving #MathsAdvance

If you only want to read 2 paragraphs of World Cup media today, here they are: Via tompeck.bsky.social

Everyone on X and elsewhere who called for a violent response should be charged with incitement. Everyone involved in the pogrom should be locked up with exemplary sentences. Govt should make it clear that will be the response in future anywhere else. Enough.

Apparently I spent yesterday afternoon/evening under a rock. What horrendous news to wake up to :( #RiotsNotProtests #GetOffX

I don't think either is flattering, but I've had kids at schools I've taught at say I look like Jordan Pickford and Luka Modric

12 for me :) Never ever ever will I understand why anyone likes To Kill A Mockingbird.

Anthony Head 😭 the fact that I could know an actor from such a long running loveable character like Giles in Buffy and yet he be able to make me hate a character so much by his performance as Rupert in Ted Lasso. This one hurts, he was younger than my Dad :(

Why did I never think to use Dairylea triangles in class???!

The view from my backdoor right now! #SoBright #SoVivid #WhatDoesItMean

Shout it from the rooftops!! Saving the planet is also making us money!

Sometimes it's the little things that make your day. Picked up a pack of 9 Crumpets from Asda yesterday, this morning I discover that my 9 pack contains 11 - yes ELEVEN - crumpets! #WinningTheLottery

@mr-man-maths.bsky.social did I just pass you at #UKGE?