Celebrating 35 years this month. But I’ll just keep telling you I’m 28. 😉

Happy hump day. ⛳️

Philly was amazing. Thank you for blessing me with my holy grail of antiques.

My photoshoot went well…

After too many late nights and too much takeout, l'm finally settled into my new incall-and it already feels like home. I can't wait to make new memories here. Newsletter friends get a little August thank-you from me (and yes, there' s still time to sign up). ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Some dude wished me death this morning while I was filling up my motorcycle. Why you ask? Because I didn’t tell him how much I weighed and told him he should know better asking questions like that.

Something hot is getting sent out to my subscribers tomorrow night. Make sure you’re one of them! 🫵🏽

i was not born for labor! i was born for whimsy !!!

Chipotle is hilarious. They just blame the economy for the reason why no one wants their burrito bowls. No bunny, you just don't make them right anymore.

I swear the slowest people drive for Uber.

I had to shift my whole tour back until I’m testing negative 😮‍💨 Looking ahead: Booking late-July 🚙 Minneapolis, MN 🚙 Rapid City, Sd 🚙 Big Sky/Bozeman, MT 🚙 Boise, ID Booking mid-Aug 🚙 Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia 🚙 Portland, OR 🚙 Eugene, OR 💌 [email protected] nicolaryder.com/connect

San Francisco you’re a dream! Already extended my trip to July 4th 🥰

being called a good girl when taking cock all the way down and choking on it>>>>

Package secured. Who wants to play? 🎮

“I heard you got too lit last night”

If Amazon delays my Donkey Kong Bananza shipment tomorrow I’m going to be upset!

Cleaning and responding to emails today.

I’m back from my solo camping trip refreshed. Reach out, let’s do something fun! 🤩

It’s my last month in my beautiful Incall by the sea. Don’t fret though. I should be fully moved in and decorated by Aug 1st! Camping 🏕️ - July 8- 10 Norfolk Incall - 13 - 22 RVA - 24- 26 Moving 📦 - 27 - 31 New Incall - Aug 1 - 5 Elements Music Festival 🎉 - 7 - 11

Big announcements tomorrow!

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Naked skin, warm oil, and a rhythm that matches your heartbeat. Ready to surrender?

What if my incall was just a tiny studio apartment with a futon and a stripper pole? Are you still coming?

NO MORE DIDDY MUSIC!

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

Retired a client today. Not all money is good money.

Let's make a plan. I'm available at my Incall in Norfolk, VA the dates below. July 1st - 10am -6pm July 3rd - 10am - 8pm July 4th - 8am - 8pm July 5th - 10am - 6pm

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It's a vibe.

PS if u want same day bookings, which I am rarely able to take, come with EXACT TIME, ALLLLLLL your info and be ready to pay a deposit. For the stars to align you have to make some of your own magic (aka specific booking details)

Proof of life.

I love a rainy day. 🌧️

Happy to be home again.

My song for a reason.

Robert “Ed” Smylie, the NASA official who saved the Apollo 13 crew in 1970, has died at 95. He cobbled together an apparatus made of cardboard, plastic bags and duct tape after an explosion crippled the spacecraft as it sped toward the moon. nyti.ms/3Sbusb3

I can’t wait to see you again! 🏙️ Richmond, Va ♥️ June 5th - 8th

Brand new shoes🙄

Happy Monday

Trying to get this comment karma up on Reddit is the hardest work I think I’ve ever done.

I’ll never understand why people ask about stuff they can google.

Nordstroms has the best Cesar salad!!

Y’all 😍

Now this is the life. 🍕 🍹

open.spotify.com/album/2S8AWA... This was album my entire life when I was deployed.

I miss the old Kanye.

It’s been a productive monday

I have sex with the lights on, do you?