In the 1940s it might have been said that Hitler was the most despised person in history. But given the global population growth since then, Trump has almost certainly claimed that prize. Well there’s an achievement.

What does @thegodpodcast.com have to say about adult men whose bedroom is set up to be attractive to children? This is Strawberry Shortcake linen.

If someone could guarantee he would be dead when I woke up, I’d gladly hibernate until spring.

Hitler likely suffered from genetic sexual disorder, researchers say - Sky News So apparently Hitler had Kallman Syndrome. There is a significant chance of having a micro penis. What is it with these tiny dick dictators?

@schumer.senate.gov Do the honourable thing and resign. Without pension so we know you’re serious.

I'm the spouse of an air traffic controller and I could not be more livid at the news that Dems might cave. I called and left voicemails for my Dem senators. If my family can hold the fucking line, so can they.

Message to Joe Biden. Please mock Trump for his ’Now Say Your Name’ speech. I beg you. He must be seen for the addled hollow non entity he is.

Is it just me or does everyone else block 100 people a day?

You know things aren’t going in the right direction when we not only need to rid the world of billionaires, but now trillionaires too.

There’s a global boom in solar—except in the United States - Ars Technica

Trump laughs after victory for Ukraine called a ‘miracle’ - The Independent The ongoing conflict in Ukraine was a key topic, with Orban suggesting "miracles can happen" regarding Ukraine's potential victory, a remark that prompted laughter from Trump. Trump praised Orban as a "great leader"

@24hoursukraine.bsky.social Last night there was a roar of victory across the USA. When the invading troops have been vanquished from every square centimetre of Ukraine, that joyous feeling, that sound will carry around the world for you. Until then, we are with you, Ukraine. More than ever.

@karenho.bsky.social Are we allowed a little joyscrolling tonight?

At the White House Halloween party they all found the most ghoulish costumes ever. They dressed as one another. Except Noem who forgot to change but was unanimously voted best costume.

More bad news for Disney. Oh dear, how sad. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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You make a light hearted comment. Someone who can’t grasp your point or do basic mathematics writes a nonsensical reply. Next thing you know, someone is arguing that the Argentinian people didn’t actually receive $1000 in the mail. Really? JFHC. Not the Jewish Federation of Howard County.

This lie.

Reflecting on my day. Two things of note: a) I donated blood. b) I put the ice cream back in the freezer unfinished.

Man who used 3D printer to make gun parts guilty of terrorism and firearms offences - Sky News [UK] You’ll be shocked to hear he is an extreme right wing ideologist. I know. I found it difficult to believe it myself…

Donald Trump has attacked activist Greta Thunberg calling her "a troublemaker" who "has an anger management problem". Oh. Mr President, that’s not a video phone, it’s a mirror.

Russian head of Soviet-era newspaper mysteriously falls 70ft to his death from Moscow window - LBC There goes another one.

Has anyone seen Mike Johnson’s Grindr? Just asking.

Conservatives pledge to create UK version of ICE to detain and deport illegal immigrants - ITV News Badenoch digs the Conservatives into an ever deeper hole. Unelectable, repugnant individual.

Schrödinger's Ice Cream. Is it there or did I already eat it? 460ml of pure unadulterated joy.

Even though we knew this was coming, it’s still horrible. This isn’t a fully trained LEO. That grab for the neck was so amateur. We’re dealing with unskilled thugs. That’s not news to anyone I’m sure. It’s coming Chicago. Follow Priztker’s guidance. Be safe.

@techconnectify.bsky.social Updates from Pritzker are concerning. I’m convinced he will not call the troops, but the White House will.

When I’ve been on here a while I feel like a random person should send me a message. Something like: ‘Your outie is a proficient skier’ ‘Your outie enjoys the feel of water’ ‘Your outie can bake bread’

@karenho.bsky.social Hope you’re home safe. Time for Max kisses.

Sir Keir Starmer has said he will take "no more lectures" from Nigel Farage, as he warned that the next four years will be "a fight for the soul of our country" against Reform UK. -Sky News. Starmer added that he will be right on it as soon as he finds his own soul.

I produced my Skircle. I’m not publishing it, but be aware the innermost circle has ‘God’ and two ‘Ho’s. Make of that what you will.

Perfection.

King tells Andrew and Fergie they’re ‘not welcome’ at royal Christmas after Epstein email - The Standard. There can be consequences.

Heat Pumps should really have been called Energy Pumps. I think this would help most people to understand how they work. Particularly when it’s cold outside and this challenges most people’s concept of ‘heat’.

His days are numbered. He will die in office or a prison cell.

Imagine if someone was actually running the country.

You forgot Albania and Aberbaijan. 😉😏

The most anticipated obituary in history. He was definitely dropped on his head as a kid.

@davidho.bsky.social Trumps UNGA speech must literally be causing you physical pain. It’s agony to watch.

This man must be stopped. No matter what the cost, he must be stopped.

It just dawned on me that some of you don’t know this definition of Trump. UK slang meaning: Verb: To break wind from the anus; to pass gas. Example: "Someone just trumped." Noun: An act of breaking wind; a fart. Example: "There's a disgusting smell in here. Has someone trumped?"

Anyway. Back to Epstein.

@jimmykimmel.com Welcome back. Guillermo must have consumed a considerable quantity of tequila these last few days.

LET’S VIRAL THIS BEAUTY!

Thank you British Resistance!

I can see it now, alone in the White House, JD wandering around the oval office, the resolute desk, the inexplicable gold, the historic paintings. The history. The sofas, the sofas, the sofas, mmmm the sofas…