Did something happen with Aziz Ansari when I wasn’t looking? Like I heard he did some heinous shit and disappeared. Now I’m seeing him pop up every where as if nothing happened

“Secret third thing” = stupid www.nme.com/news/music/n...

Nightmares are so whack. Its like your brain decided you were too happy so we should experience your personal fears for a bit cause why not

Paid mobile game users after getting a second mortgage to speed up watering their garden in a game

This would be akin to persecuting white people by finding mayo jars in the trash

If there was a competition for self sabotage democrats would be the the winner for decades straight

If the rapture happens tomorrow my pets better come with me. How am I supposed to enjoy heaven if my dogs and cat aren’t there

Not sure if its good he’s completely incompetent so even worse shit doesn’t happen Or if its embarrassing this buffoon has the reigns to power despite being blatantly incompetent

I really need to make a plan when I go to the gym cause fumbling around with various pieces of equipment is embarrassing. Like there’s only so many times I can just completely beef it on a thing that has actual instructions before I just default to treadmill and bench press

Rush Limbaugh

We should go back to newspapers. I need something to distract from my family’s daily issues while I drink coffee as the full breakfast my wife prepared for me gets cold and I end up just eating a piece of toast on my way to work at the work store. We used to be a proper country!

Pretty wild AI bros are trying to make chat bots more sophisticated and they’re all somehow worse than a free game that came out forever ago

Genuinely who likes AI? So low effort and garbage. Like jingling a pair of keys in front of you except its making terrible people rich, fucking up the planet and creating tools that can algorithmically take away your rights while looking like ass

Belly full of Taco Bell caramel apple empanada

Can't believe we all got so distracted we forgot yesterday's anniversary. We used to be a society.

oh well, onward and upward

Genuinely doesn’t matter what the politics or political leaning of the shooter was but conservatives’ immediate reaction to one of their colleague’s brutal death was to use it to further a divide and stoke violence while placing the blame without any confirmed evidence

I’ve seen a lot of reactions but this is genuinely the worst by a mile. Even liberals trying to white wash him post mortem isn’t as awful as this

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

This explains it better than I can

I don’t know why but I like doing things for people but hate if they ask me beforehand. Does that make sense? Like I’ll go out of my way to anticipate someone’s needs but its suddenly annoying if they ask me to di it Why am I like this

I know I shouldn’t but watching my brother lift more than me tonight sucked. Guy makes more money than me, goes out on dates occasionally and has his own house. The one thing I had was being slimmer! I need to go to the gym in stealth. You stop getting stronger!

Why is there a bunch of sexy Watto art on my feed

Stuff like this is a canary in the coal mine type situation. You can really tell they’re desperate to get adopters. Give it a few years and this will be similar to NFTs

Which is more pathetic. A company bowing down to the whims of a whiny baby or said whiny baby pissed off about a sign to a restaurant he’s never been too

Best news I’ve seen in like months

“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie”

I’d be more accepting of AI if it was cool shit like curing diseases and other societal issues and not “How can we extract more wealth to funnel to the already godlessly wealthy”. AI girl/boyfriend is dystopian level creepy

refusing to accept this isn’t just about “purity” or whatever, it’s about effective politics. someone who thinks it’s practical to cave on trans rights misunderstands how politics works, they don’t recognize that public opinion is forged by perseverance

his son named what

I swear some of these delivery drivers are genuinely stupid. Whole ass stranger walks into my yard, past the front door into the backyard, opens up a gate, leaves the stuff there AND the gate open. Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you? Got lucky my dogs didn’t decide to go outside for a second

If someone wrote a story with the villains acting the way Israel acts towards Palestine we’d call it comical and unrealistic. Each day I hear about them its some Looney Tunes level cartoonish bullshit but extremely cruel and unusual

Some useful advice fromt he the ACLU.

I’ve never heard anyone praise her acting a single time. Zionist or not she’s just genuinely a bad actor. Never seen a movie she was in I liked for her/because of her

Really wish I got the see the meteor shower. I wish I had the type of schedule were I could just drop everything and decide what my day looks like consequence free

Supposed to be a meteor shower tonight. Never had any luck with these events but hopefully this will be different. Best thing about not living in a big city is the light pollution is fairly minimal

Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, Stripe. Don’t forget to complete your dailies!! stop-paypros.neocities.org

Conservatives are so frustrating to deal with. Got mad that Newsom bought a house well over price but when I mentioned Ghislaine is probably getting a pardon literally goes “Well this is a very complex and nuanced topic”. Then went to watching the most unfunny anti democrat skit video

Searching shit on Google is wild sometimes. Just remembered that “Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf” song by Rob Cantor. Wondered what he was doing and a different Rob Cantor “was murdered brutally” was one of the searches The musician does like Disney songs or something now. Weird little roller coaster

This admin is so cringe, I swear. Never had much faith in America or care for how we looked to other countries but we look like a bunch of weirdos

Robin had a severe issue with Disney using his voice and performance without his permission and sued them This is diametrically opposed to what he would have wanted

Same woman who said it was fine for Trump to r*pe 13yr olds cause apparently it was totally cool to do that back in the 90’s

Almost August. Felt like I should change it up

“The chaos machine is out of control” says the man who built, promoted and set the chaos machine out of control

Take solace in the fact no matter how lame you are Elon will always be infinitely more lame. Small victories

Sometimes you just wake up and can tell the day will be insane

Just went to see Superman. Accidentally got the wrong theater and saw the whole ass ending with no context. Only realized my mistake when the credits were going lol

They’re going harder to punish innocent trans people and those who help them than a notorious serial child abuser who shipped vulnerable children around to be abused by others