Not sure why but it just doesn’t feel like Christmas. Something’s wrong in the world and I can’t put my finger on it. Like deeply wrong

My hungry ass cannot be left alone with cheesecake for even a minute

No symbolism here, I’m sure

YouTube keeps advertising me women’s products like make up and clothes. YouTube, do you think I’m trans? I’m not insulted but I’m just… confused. I watch like maybe two trans creators and the rest is just gaming and science

This new iPhone update genuinely is one of the worst. Changed up everything. I both can’t see and can see too much

Must’ve pissed off a wizard or something cause things have been very weird lately and no idea why

You leave my perfect son alone

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

New products often feel and look like shit. I buy when I have to and all the new stuff I’m being marketed as the new hotness just looks stupid. Like those dumb Starbucks bear mugs or newer cars. Just looks dumb and often poorly made

Out of Cali for Thanksgiving and got to try What-A-Burger. Its fine but everyone who said its better than Inn N Out you’re a terrible liar and I’ll see you on the battlefield. Shit was expensive too

I miss her

Feels weird getting blocked by someone you’re winning in an argument against “Wait! Don’t go away. This was fun, let’s keep it going!”

Occasionally I’ll get complimented for being nice or just not being shit when its really just complete lack of observation. “Thanks for not making a big deal of it” No problem. I am literally too stupid/oblivious to have noticed in the first place

If you ask me how I’m doing, I’m gon say, “Shit, can’t complain,” and then go online and complain

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

With the exception of vital services we should just pause most jobs on the run up to any major holiday. Fewer people doing stuff, gives people time to do what they need to. And the few of us still working are stopped by others sensibly on break

Sounds fake but ok

Why is Trump all over my timeline fawning over Mamdani

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Something is broken in Zionists’ brains

Even if its true feels very hollow to say things will be better soon. I’m impatient and want it nlw

You promise?

Is Chuck Schumer’s entire reason for existing just to shit in the punch bowl?

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this. Stay safe!

My brother was watching a video about kids in school are so brainrotted all they can do is like quote memes and stuff. He goes “Damn that sucks” then opens up Sora to look at remixed memes I… I have no words

Recent election results just have me so happy and hopeful. Mamdani absolutely but like so many others. Also Mom’s For Liberty got the complete boot in one place losing everything. Don’t want to count the chickens before they hatch but this is such a complete 180

How long will it take for them to say the votes were rigged or launch a bs investigation

This one’s for you NYC. Sometimes things do happen

Bluesky rn

I learned it this way so you have to too

If you just banked that coffee money every week and denied yourself every other instance of life’s gastronomic pleasures, however small and ordinary, you could save enough to make the down payment on that starter house in [checks notes] five hundred and seventy three years

Weird pet peeve but I genuinely dislike this need for people to spoil everything. Like a teaser comes out and some guy takes a minute long video, stretches out to 30 and over explains everything. I’ll just wait for it to come out and experience it then, thanks

Good news is my YouTube absolutely isn’t tailoring ads to me cause the only way you could make this less interesting would be to make it a mukbang with celebrity gossip. Hell let’s throw in some true crime and ASMR while we’re at it

Never understood this. Like ya some of them look similar but not indistinguishable. This isn’t a Where’s Waldo or I Spy book. Its very easy to tell the difference

Some jackass gave me covid and I unknowingly passed it to my brother. Who tf has covid in 2025??? This city sucks donkey dick

They really gave 20 billion to that weirdo who tanked a country after bragging about gutting everything. This country is such a joke

Did something happen with Aziz Ansari when I wasn’t looking? Like I heard he did some heinous shit and disappeared. Now I’m seeing him pop up every where as if nothing happened

“Secret third thing” = stupid www.nme.com/news/music/n...

Nightmares are so whack. Its like your brain decided you were too happy so we should experience your personal fears for a bit cause why not

Paid mobile game users after getting a second mortgage to speed up watering their garden in a game

This would be akin to persecuting white people by finding mayo jars in the trash

If there was a competition for self sabotage democrats would be the the winner for decades straight

If the rapture happens tomorrow my pets better come with me. How am I supposed to enjoy heaven if my dogs and cat aren’t there

Not sure if its good he’s completely incompetent so even worse shit doesn’t happen Or if its embarrassing this buffoon has the reigns to power despite being blatantly incompetent

I really need to make a plan when I go to the gym cause fumbling around with various pieces of equipment is embarrassing. Like there’s only so many times I can just completely beef it on a thing that has actual instructions before I just default to treadmill and bench press

Rush Limbaugh

We should go back to newspapers. I need something to distract from my family’s daily issues while I drink coffee as the full breakfast my wife prepared for me gets cold and I end up just eating a piece of toast on my way to work at the work store. We used to be a proper country!

Pretty wild AI bros are trying to make chat bots more sophisticated and they’re all somehow worse than a free game that came out forever ago

Genuinely who likes AI? So low effort and garbage. Like jingling a pair of keys in front of you except its making terrible people rich, fucking up the planet and creating tools that can algorithmically take away your rights while looking like ass