They call me the Calisthenic Cleric with how I throw my weight around

Aye yall, I’ve been slipping elixir of speed into @blackpurist.com’s bedtime tonic for at least a fortnight now 😂😂😂 I’m all up in that circadian rhythm boy, sweet dreams

Sometimes when @rondez.bsky.social isn't looking, I replace his summon deva scrolls with summon Archdemon. Ya know, for funsies 🤭

Infinite +1/+1 counter synergy here with the new Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade. Is there an artifact creature that goes “Remove a +1/+1 counter: Generate X mana.”?

Real YouTube enjoyers know that for any given video, you can usually skip the first 2mins 30s without missing compelling content. And for any podcasts, skip the first like 8mins

Wizards of the Coast should have made it so that, in EDH, vehicles crewed by your commander can also add to commander damage

Whenever I see a large, healthy tree being taken down I ball up my fists, turn a deep red, and white steam blows out my ears like a locomotive

If my Lyft driver is playing trap music I will rate 5 stars even if we both die in commute

I like listening to Vince Staples say things seriously that I would say jokingly

time for me to man up and fill this out

Okay I thought yall were moving ❄️

Gruul enthusiasts, how about our new Commander that synergizes with vehicles? What are some auto-includes for Balthier and Fran? I am aiming for EDH Bracket 4 with my new build and will share some pieces below. ⬇️ #MTGxFinalFantasy

This survey, not the responses, is making me insane. The data is meaningless. “All UB sets” is a selection begging for response bias. The Spider-Man set hasn’t even been released yet.

Isn’t it so interesting how all of their customer service representatives are always currently assisting other customers?

I am trying not to shatter the teeth in my own mouth in seething rage over the cost of deploying military and national guard personnel to DC vs housing the surrounding homeless population

Frieren and her party’s dynamic in the anime is so cool because they are often demonstrating healthy relationship-building and conflict resolution skills among both friends and lovers. Though it is hilarious that Heiter is the one that initiates most of it, LOL #Frieren

In case you need another reason to watch my goofy spellcaster Instagram reels 👇🏾

I hope everyone’s Tuesday is going well and that we can make it a bit better joining us tonight we have @calaveracosplay.bsky.social / @rondez.bsky.social ! Come shake up the game with points at the link below ! www.twitch.tv/tryingcasual... #SpidermanXmagic #atlaXmagic #MagicTheGathering

Where are my Isaiah Rashad fans at… we’re bumping Hey Mistah today

The Runedocks are back for our weekly game night! We are on episode two of a brand new, modded Baldur’s Gate 3 campaign. Find the VOD for episode one below ⬇️ and catch me on either our @runedocks.bsky.social Twitch channel or on my personal channel: twitch.tv/Rondez

I am watching The Trinket Mage on YouTube rn and feel like some of yall needed this message

YouTube Shorts has ruined MTG card review and deck tech content. It is hard to queue a bunch of in-depth reviews of new cards as they release because, instead, there is an excess of low-effort 60s videos where half the content is just reading the oracle text of the card itself. #magicthegathering

Guess who pulled a misprinted, foil prerelease stamp Rakdos, Patron of Chaos 👀 What’s the multiplier on this guy?

Now that we talked #MTGTLA its time for GAMES! @rondez.bsky.social Returns with the brand new CLIVE! @scrysociety.bsky.social Guards Yuna with the TEEDUS @jjmickeymedia.bsky.social is a Dragon of Halaster! Live Soon! Twitch.tv/Kurohitsuki

The @runedocks.bsky.social Take the Sword Masters’ Challenge at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire! 🧙🏾‍♂️😈⚔️ #dungeonsanddragons

POV: You spotted @runedocks.bsky.social at the armory 🧙🏾‍♂️

What up what up what up!!! #Commander time! @rondez.bsky.social is on The WAR Doc @scrufynerfherd.bsky.social on Magnus the Red @celticwarriorgames.bsky.social on The Infinite Guideline Station and I'm S L I N G I N spells! Live all night baby! Twitch.tv/Kurohitsuki

Hate it when I can’t quite spot something visually and, instead of guiding me, someone just goes “it’s right there”. Listen, I will harvest your bones

I have manic episodes on the timeline and then delete the evidence after to keep my opps guessing. Is he at full power or in the midst of an historic crash out? Who knows!

Buying $7 bottles of water at Penn Station like I got money trees sprouting out the soil of my 40-acre estate in the mountains

third time's the charm?? 😂

If you are wondering or can’t decide then please understand no it do not matter at all fr

@sameerjoseph1.bsky.social hey Sameer! Can I please reach you via email for a quick message? I’d like to offer an introduction to @runedocks.bsky.social and send a short deck.

Why does nobody let me climb in bed with them to talk about Magic: the Gathering? Not fair

Hey instead of celebrating this train wreck of a country today, celebrate one of my favorite cards ever printed by reading this article I wrote. www.playedh.com/articles/sto...

@dianadimicco.bsky.social hi Diana! Can I reach you via email to ask you about Riftbound and partnership things? I have a short show and tell deck for @runedocks.bsky.social to share, too.

Tomorrow night, I’m running a chaotic, high-level D&D one-shot for The Runedocks @runedocks.bsky.social‬ — ‪@blackpurist.com , @oathbreakercary.bsky.social , and @rondez.bsky.social‬ 🗓️ LIVE: Tomorrow @ 6 PM CT / 7 ET / 4 PT 🎥 Promo: www.tiktok.com/@neosoulgod/... #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG

Hey you.... I'm doing Session Prep for a One-Shot? Come tell me I'm pretty? I also love taking questions. See you there www.twitch.tv/neosoulgod

💚 we're baaaaaack with a new date 💜 join us NEXT FRIDAY as we answer questions that don't matter to raise money for a cause that does! remember: YOUR donations control the chaos 💸 this time we'll be supporting @dcmigrantmutualaid.org see you thereeee!!

@aliviamantel.bsky.social hey Alivia! Can we share a dm? or can I reach out you via email?

I was fine with the protests against the king until they threw the tea into the ocean.

I cannot deal with folks that love keeping doors to their home open to let in the summertime “fresh air.” No nigga you are letting in the summertime house flies, ants, and mosquitoes

I'VE BEEN FIENDING FOR #COMMANDER GAMES FOR OVER A WEEK! @locallvluplady.bsky.social‬ Shows us the best BG3 god @miabyte.bsky.social‬ swings in with Dragons.Dragon.dec @rondez.bsky.social‬ Finishes testing the War Doc and I'm bringing the children to work Catch us soon! Twitch.tv/kurohitsuki

Been sitting on the runway waiting for this flight to takeoff for so long I done already sobered up

💜 back at it again at krispy kreme 💚 tune in THIS FRIDAY at 4PM EST to witness us once again debate topics that don't matter in order to raise money for a cause that does this month we're supporting @dcmigrantmutualaid.org 🤗 we also want YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR TOPICS!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Magical Evening Incoming! @vanquiggcosplay.bsky.social gets MAX SPEED with Medicant Core @nicplz.bsky.social the Beach Lord @rondez.bsky.social Plays the War Doctor and Sinclair! I'm playing Marchesa the Black Rose by Chat Request! SOON! Twitch.tv/Kurohitsuki

Off the skooma n boofing stardust in The Frozen Hearth outhouse where I also felled my first dragon

Pull up! It’s game time, I’m joining @kurohitsuki.bsky.social and others for some high-power Commander on Twitch! I’m bringing my Bracket 4 Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival deck.

Tickets for The Cookout ‘25 are on sale now! www.eventbrite.com/e/tabletop-j... June 13th-15th in West Hollywood, CA $60 entry/food $85 +playmat $125 +gem accessories deck box, FF Collectors booster, Dragon Shield sleeves, Brewery Day hangout w/ me. Can ship items if you can’t attend!

Going live soon for bg3 with @blackpurist.com @rondez.bsky.social twitch.tv/runedocks