Can’t help but read these in Schumer’s voice and imagine him pushing up those glasses

hearing some chatter about collective bargaining agreements but the reality is more of you need to be in the gym collecting bar gains

Listening to the Frieren soundtrack on my way to work. Zen’d tf out right now.

“Rowling has made it abundantly clear that she thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune…there’s no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting…”

Yo the trailer for that new Peruvian anime series Apukunapa Kutimuyñin (El Regreso de Los Dioses) looks so fucking sick. Every spell and movement from Mama Killa, goddess of the moon, was serene and smooth af. She looks so good!!!

Who else up cultivating their Pikmin

Wilson Fisk's breakfast in the first episode of the new Daredevil is a couple of egg whites with no sauce and a single blade of asparagus, which to Disney's credit is the most subtle way I can remember a show visually imparting the message "this character is a serial killer"

I love my growing my physical book collection, but it is cumbersome when the bookshelf is already full. Pulling up a book on my iPad is convenient, and often free from the library, but missing out on the physical page turn and the collecting bores me of the task much faster. What do

“Ablakwa said that, with the resolution, Ghana was not ranking its pain above anyone else's, but simply documenting a historical fact.” Fucking bars. “Between 1500 and 1800, around 12-15 million people were captured in Africa and taken to the Americas where they were forced to work as slaves.”

The humble baked potato is having a moment. Enter: Tato’s. The fast-casual eatery recently opened up in Montgomery Mall. #maryland

If I were a deity, I too would walk around with my cheeks out all day!

technology is truly great because its the only profession on earth where you can: 1. have a product 2. muscle out all of the competition 3. turn your product into something that doesn't even work to "save costs" 4. not go bankrupt or deal with loss of users bc you control the entire ecosystem

“Unfortunately, in each of those cases, I did not have any open mana,” said Schumer, laying his elbow on the table to cover up his two untapped Islands, which had been gathering dust.

For my plantain peoples… olive oil. Trust me. Put olive oil in the pan.

Where are all my fellow car motion sickness baddies at

Once you accept that your opps simply do not read nor use context clues in good faith then, suddenly, the conflict makes a lot more sense fr

obviously this story wouldn't have been any less dark if this wasn't true, but I really wasn't prepared for one of the victims to have been Dolores Huerta

Dolores Huerta's statement on Cesar Chavez: “I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for... I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences"

For one final weekend, I am MOSES! Come see The Prince of Egypt: The Musical in Baltimore! Shout out to the incredible cast joining me again this Friday, March 20th at the Artistic Synergy of Baltimore

Here's Reflection of Kiki-Jiki hand painted after Norman Rockwell's 'Triple Self-Portrait'.

put trees everywhere I am no longer asking

I’m bout to perform as Moses in the Prince of Egypt btw if anyone cares

Ludovic was on a routine ICE check-in in Baltimore. Now his family fears he’ll be deported.

addition video coverage from @rondez.bsky.social can be found in this post from an official subsection of @thebaltimorebanner.com #FreeLud

He thought it was a routine ICE check-in. Now his family fears he’ll be deported to a country where he is not safe.

Maryland professional gamer, Ludovic Mbock of Oxon Hill, has been detained by ICE in Baltimore

How many people watch Olympic curling and think ‘I could do that’? We find out. #Maryland

news anchor: is trump going to start nuclear war with iran? chuck schumer: i think what the american people care about are the "radioactive" prices at the grocery store

Idk if this will make me sound like an insane person, but has scrubbing through videos on your phone gotten worse? It feels so unresponsive and inaccurate to where I pull the lil marker lmao

Hell yeah! I’m looking to pull up again this year!

This viral halal fusion brand, Flavor Hive, just opened its first Maryland brick-and-mortar location in North Bethesda’s Montrose Shopping Center. #maryland

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

I have had a 0% success rate since January 2025 on action being taken against Instagram commenters I’ve reported for using slurs in my comments section. Lol. Nice app.

A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is excellent because it asks the question: What if you were a knight but nobody cared nor believed you?

Day 18 Black History Month Afro-Centric Commanders 🧙🏾 Today I asked @rondez.bsky.social who his favorite is. Follow him and his content and make sure to check out the @runedocks.bsky.social ✊🏾

Some of my favorite spells to cast in Baldur’s Gate 3 😎

Have you guys noticed how gringos regularly poll gringos about what they should do to Puerto Rico but basically never poll Puerto Ricans about anything

I feel strange advocating for balance, ban, or unban requests for EDH— the philosophy of the format seems so unintelligible and incoherent. At Bracket 4 or 5, you’re encouraged to play as many colors as possible+🔵. At low power, so much of the card pool is soft-banned it feels like a pillow fight

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Far too often do we need to skip the first like 8mins of a podcast before the hosts actually begin speaking on the subject of the episode

A free little library but it’s all accursed tomes

Fast food restaurants serving breakfast is such a travesty. It is garbage. Sell me french fries or shut down the whole damn operation

I think Coveted Prize should have been a red or white card instead of black. Color pie reason: wtf does black magic care about bringing together a bunch of creature types that aren’t zombies & bugs? Power level reason: black has no use for this at all and already gets the best tutors in the game.

This Salvadoran chef cooked in Michelin-starred kitchens and now hand-forms corn tortillas in his Rockville food truck.

Bad Bunny could literally rap at the Superbow about slapping a former member of Congress and governor of Puerto Rico. Gringos would say some shit that it’s about the “American Dream”

Bless

If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Tbh the only reason QBs like Sam Darnold can get rushing first downs like that is cause everyone is afraid of catching a roughness penalty for even breathing mear the QB when they have the ball in hand

Bout to get blackout after sobbing to the wedding sequence in Bad Bunny’s performance

me after top surgery