Why must I login every month?!

I do not know why, but my kid uses imperial measures for everything except wild ass guesses, and then it is always metric 🤷

Free roam in mk world is such a fun way to play a game. Good job Nintendo.

Load balancers and circuit breakers aren't very punk. 🤣🤣🤣

I am fairly certain that kube rate limiters are broken. I am not seeing anyone use custom informer handlers to avoid using work queue.Add, and doing this bypasses any delayed queue or rate limit that has been set. And if informers do call AddRateLimited, you get extra delay if you have lots of kids

Yes, I know. Stop calling me.

Breaking News: Ivy has joined Starfleet! Also, Edera Protect 1.0 is GA and we open sourced Styrolite, our Linux container runtime built from scratch in Rust. edera.dev/stories/anno...

Security shouldn’t be a trade-off. At Edera, we’re making real workload isolation possible: no shared kernel, no attack paths, no lateral movement. Now with $15M Series A to take it further. edera.dev/stories/series-a

fun brand + awesome tech = slay Go ask for an Edera demo!! It is awesome. www.linkedin.com/posts/emily-...

We just raised $15M to transform cloud & AI security. Why? Because complex security is SO last season. 💅 Edera Protect Suite is giving you isolation eleganza, AI security excellence, and cloud savings that will make your CFO SLAY. 💁‍♀️

I am afraid to announce: I now hear the balatro music all the time. I have to check if I left it open or just stuck in my head. It is just stuck. Could be worse!

Reminder that this is prime time for fraudulent fundraiser campaigns trying to catch some of the desire to help our friends in LA. Do your research before sending money.

Explain your username. I was the second Scott at #8PMWED

One of the first engineers working on Kubernetes, Brian Grant joins us to discuss its roots at Google with Borg and Omega to becoming the cross-cloud powerhouse it is today. Learn about the challenges, triumphs, and the creation of the CNCF. 🚀 Don’t miss it: https://www.fafo.fm/2

Folks that work from home: How do you stay connected to the culture of the company? Are you doing something specific? Are you feeling left out sometimes? Do you post ponies on US holidays?

I am finding a disconnect between what I think is interesting and should be built vs where the money is in our industry and I have a theory... Tech people build tech. You have a hard time selling tools to tech people because they build them. The money comes from selling magic to the non-technical.

And now we start doing the new scary but necessary things, like cold-emailing companies to ask for the opportunity to ask them about their Kubernetes pains. This product market is not going to fit itself 😅

"You can't leave." was all Kelsey needed to hear fafo.fm/1

The @fafo.fm podcast is real good. What a treat to get that in my podcast app!! Go listen to @kelseyhightower.com drop the wisdom. Can't wait for more. So happy to have met @justingarrison.com at kubecon as well 🥳

Yo, friends are the best. I can't have enough friends. So, thanks for being my friend!! Now let's do cool shit...

Lol who cares about computers I'm in Puerto Rico!

I don't mind that bluesky is having growing pains. We support you! A little thing I used to say at Riot Games: "if there is a 1-in-a-million chance bug, we hit it 5 times a second"

If someone can do this inside of the injected SQLite database, would it be a sequel injection? 🤔

Kubernetes isn't the only orchestrator that exists. Here's some features I wish it had youtu.be/9N9IOpyl3v8

Excited to end 2024 for #DockerSlim on a high note making lazy loading containers approachable and introducing the ability to run containers anywhere (any local container runtime, many remote container runtimes). If you are interested in either DM/email/Discord/Slack(in CNCF)

I have been watching some of the movies that I loved as a kid and it is fun to see if they live up to what I remembered about them. I give batteries not included a B, not as good as I remember. But short circuit 2 SLAPS! SO GOOD. And then funny enough I never saw Short Circuit as a kid. It was ok

Make sure you watch “The Wrong Way to Reconcile” by @n3wscott.com It starts at 6:20 marked www.youtube.com/live/IkCdJRP...

Congrats to cert-manager on the graduation!! Stop by their booth in the project pavilion if you can for incredible custom wax sealed certs that let you sign the guest book 💯

#kubecon #cloudnativecon job market is strong!

Has the CNCF hoard/orgs lent a hand? Honestly we moved here in mass and we know a thing or two about scaling.

Hype!! KinD is really a wonderful tool. Thanks to the team and @bentheelder.bsky.social for continuing to make that happen.

For those who saw me and my twin @bentheelder.bsky.social at #KubeCon you can still buy my favorite #Kubernetes Hoodie here: womenwhogo.threadless.com/designs/kube...

I love Dad jokes. I have been told I had kids only to tell Dad jokes 🤣🤣🤣

Can @strongjz.bsky.social teach k8s networking in 30 minutes?? Let's find out.

Long term fan of Dagger's brand. Got to finally meet the team! Bonus, they have awesome socks to boot! #Dagger #kubecon

About to watch @jimmy.zelinskie.com and @luxask.bsky.social talk about expanding k8s access control!

I don't like to push vendor stuff too much, but this one is kind of fun. cloud.google.com/blog/product...

I found @castrojo.bsky.social 's people

Salt lake is snowing.

Here’s my #kubecon rejekts talk for everyone who missed it What Kubernetes should learn from other orchestrators www.youtube.com/live/M1R05c1...

The last two Rejekts talks from @n3wscott.com and @ahmet.dev are enough to make me want to give Golang another go…

I'm back at Rejekts for the last couple of afternoon talks. I'm about to learn about the Wrong Way to Reconcile by Scott Nichols (@n3wscott.com), which I'm sure will be very informative given that I have at this point written several reconcilers and I'm sure they're all wrong. #kubecon #rejekts

Reconciling with @n3wscott.com

Time for @n3wscott.com to talk about reconciliation loops at @rejektsio

@n3wscott.com just rickrolled us here at rejekts….

Hello Salt Lake! Woof that is a smell 😅 Going to try out this squatters pub. Then more slides. Gotta tune the message. #rejekts

Looking forward to Rejekts and Kubecon next week!!

Howdy!