ACRL's first public postmortem is now available for free subscribers :P Learn more about how a race condition between cert-manager, the SimKube controller, and a mutating webhook configuration took down our (currently unavailable to the public) CI runner! blog.appliedcomputing.io/p/postmortem...

cargo clippy is one of the best linting tools I've ever worked with. "It looks like you're trying to write a Rust program, and you fucking suck at it. Try doing it this way instead!"

Who's excited for ACRL's first public postmortem next Monday? (Or tomorrow if you're a premium subscriber :P)

hi my name is david i'm doing cursèd shit with rust AMA

Holy moly cross-compiling with qemu is slow as molasses! ACRL gonna need some ARM runners.

My KubeCon recap blog post just went live! And you can see the highlights reel video from our "fit in the kube" challenge! blog.appliedcomputing.io/p/kubecon-re... #kubernetes #kubecon

This week has been recursive rabbit hole week. I'm so far down these rabbit holes even the rabbits are wondering where I've gone.

Welp, it finally happened. ACRL is now the proud (?????) owner of two (2) AWS accounts.

These are not serious people.

How my morning is going: - I want to stop shuffling static IAM credentials everywhere, that seems bad - Oh hey, AWS has IAM Roles Anywhere based on PKI - I need to set up a private CA, that's reasonable - HOLY FUCK IT COSTS $400/MONTH TO RUN A PRIVATE CA ON AWS? - Ok I wonder how I create my own CA

In case you were wondering what I was up to at KubeCon, it was incredibly important content marketing. youtube.com/shorts/ZDlQz... Looking forward to seeing you all next year for "Can U Fit In The Kube 2"!!!! #kubecon #kubernetes #funny #simkube #k8s #fitinthekube

And that's all, folks! See you next year, back in SLC! #kubernetes #kubecon

Last talk of the conference (for me): "Evolving Kubernetes Scheduling" by Eric Tune & Wojciech Tyczyński at Google. #kubernetes #kubecon #scheduling

Alright, next up is "Evicted! All the Ways Kubernetes Kills Your Pods (and How To Avoid Them)" by Ahmet Alp Balkan (of kubectx/kubens fame). This talk is 🔥 #kubecon #kubernetes

ACRL was a sponsor for the Dan Kohn travel scholarship for underrepresented or marginalized groups at KubeCon this year -- I'm heading over to chat with some of the scholarship recipients! #kubecon #kubernetes

Major props to the two CNCF folks who were high-fiving every single attendee as they walked in this morning! #kubecon

If you see me at #kubecon I have a stack of Nova stickers if you want a few.

For today of you who are curious about how many people fit in the kube, enjoy this linkedin screenshot #kubecon #kubernetes

I'm at "From Panic To Peace: Making K8s Controller Observability Suck Less" by Cat Morris & Derik Evangelista, Syntassa Lots of great tips for writing Kubernetes controllers/operators. #kubernetes #kubecon

Come take the ACRL-sponsored "CAN U FIT IN THE KUBE" challenge at KubeCon! Look for the sign in the vendor hall. #kubecon #kubernetes

Next up is "I’ve Got 99 Problems and They’re All Controllers" by Tim Goodwin from UCSC!!! I had the distinct pleasure to present with Tim at KubeCon last year, I'm excited to see that he's continuing the trend.

I'm at "Zero Downtime Migration of Monolith To K8s Using Sidecar and Container Lifecycle Hooks" by Deepak Kosaraju & James Dabbs, Procore"

“Azure is the most cost-effective cloud, because you’re running in someone else’s account” - Corey Quinn

BTW I have Mr. Squidler stickers! Come find me if you want one. How could you say no to this lil' guy 😍 #kubecon #kubernetes

Ok I'm going to my first actual talk at KubeCon proper: "Slurm Bridge: Slurm Scheduling Superpowers in Kubernetes" by Alan Mutschelknaus & Tim Wickberg, SchedMD

Dear #cncf maybe think about a different plan for next time. .... Or, tomorrow.

Once I get inside I'm never leaving holy fuck #kubecon

Holy hell the line to get through security screening is....... 😱😱😱🫠🫠🫠 #kubecon

Does anybody know what's up with the security measures at kubecon this year? I'm not objecting by any means, but they seem significantly more aggressive than in the past.

Happy KubeCon week! Looking forward to meeting a bunch of you here. Come talk to me about SimKube! #kubernetes #kubecon

And that's a wrap for rejekts! Everyone gave some fantastic talks and I really enjoyed speed-running simkube in the lightning talks session! Now I get a little bit of a break before the big conference starts. #kubernetes #kubecon #Rejekts

who decided they should be called rust evangelists and not the cargo cult

Well my voice was PRREETTTYYYY rough on that one, but I made it through!

This is happening in less than one (1) hour! Check it out on the livestream if you want. #kubernetes #kubecon #rejekts

I can't keep up with liveblogging events on multiple platforms, so I'm going to do my @rejekts.io liveblogging over on Hachyderm, follow along there if you want! hachyderm.io/@drmorr #kubecon #kubernetes #rejekts

The livestream of my talk today is on www.youtube.com/live/iQo1Sx4..., if you want to watch it and you're not in atlanta! It's at 2pm eastern time. #kubecon #rejekts #kubernetes

*slaps roof of a giant 256 core server* yeeep this baby can even run one python process

Atlanta, I have arrived! Very excited to present at @rejekts.io tomorrow! I'll be sharing work that my Harvey Mudd College Clinic Program team did last year on making synthetic training data for AI Kubernetes agents! Come see my talk at 2pm. #kubecon #rejekts #kubernetes

k8s-pop demon hunters

Write code to make being human easier. Rip code out if it makes being human harder. Write code to make caring for each other easier. Rip it out if it makes caring for each other harder. Empathy driven development has literally never failed me. It’s done me better than everything else combined

Ok time to find out if I go to kubecon this year 😬😬😬 #kubecon

KubeCon is next week! Come find me, ask me questions about SimKube, and get a Mr. Squidler sticker!!! youtube.com/shorts/ngsHB... I have a calendar set up here if you want to chat: cal.com/drmorr/kubecon #kubernetes #kubecon #k8s #simkube

KubeCon is next week! Come find me, ask me questions about SimKube, and get a Mr. Squidler sticker!!! youtube.com/shorts/ngsHB... I have a calendar set up here if you want to chat: cal.com/drmorr/kubecon #kubernetes #kubecon #k8s #simkube

Forever mad about GB vs GiB and the fact that I'm supposed to occasionally say gibibyte with a straight face and expect the audience not to think I'm stuttering

All you people out there complaining about YAML have clearly never used TOML.

the fuck???

I feel compelled to once again shout in the void that dynamically typed languages -- even strongly typed ones -- are extremely poopy and confusing to work with

The year is 2025: the fastest and easiest way to transfer content between two of your own computers is to email it to yourself.

Mission Impossible XII: Upgrade Kubernetes (spoiler warning: using SimKube makes upgrading easier!) youtube.com/shorts/BW-iY... Want to know more? Come chat with us at KubeCon: cal.com/drmorr/kubecon #kubernetes #k8s #kubecon #simkube

In this episode we're talking about the Turing Test, thus possibly becoming the first people who've ever needed to study for it. The Turing Test (aka The Imitation Game) just turned 75. Has it been passed? www.picturemecoding.com/2222783/epis...