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Wow! What a night! Parteeee! The kitchen is a complete mess! Thereās no way weāll have it sorted before the move. Iāve never seen so many empty bottlesā¦ā¦ā¦. šš
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#RevengeOfTheNonSpeakers
about 1 month ago
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We came We saw Sat on lucrative property price inflation And now weāre cashing in. We may have a surprise for you before we go šš
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
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6 months ago
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Just wanted to say⦠Thanks Peggy. Itāll come in very handy.
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9 months ago
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That was close. I told Mick āno guestsā for exactly this reason. Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; itād be just a small step for her to alert Ambridgeās finest detective⦠then theyād find it!!! š³š³š³ (Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)
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12 months ago
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Itās so good to have one of the villageās most admired and cultured couples housesit for us. We know our home couldnāt be in better hands. Thank you Michael and Joy.
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12 months ago
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We do appreciate Jez E's curiosity and Liam's plea, but we can't promose that you'll see any more of us in 2025 than you did in 2024 - We do love the shadows - but you never know!
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
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about 1 year ago
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So. Where were you all? We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!! Shocking! Itās not as if thereās anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening. Weāve learned our lesson I guess. Peasants!
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about 1 year ago
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Weāve all woken up full of Christmas cheer, which might have something to do with the lovely singing last night. So weāve taken a decision ⦠itās open house at ours tonight, and youāre ALL invited. 7:00pm. Donāt be late. We have surprises!! See you all later.
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about 1 year ago
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@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
Weāve been away. Canāt say where. Need-To-Know. Got back to learn that youāve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that weāre the target! Well Iām reporting it to
@sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social
so expect the knock any moment!
#TheArchers
about 1 year ago
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While weāre on the subject of scams, Iād just like to point out that someone has managed to keep our Ambridge ambitions concealed for some considerable time. Just saying.
#TheArchers
about 1 year ago
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Just to reassure you, nobody has turned up at ours seeking holiday accommodation. In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours. We like it that way.
about 1 year ago
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Does anyone have a phone number for Usha? And does she handle defamation cases? Thanks.
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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I just want to mention - we didnāt need to spend Ā£20k when we moved in, though for a while I did want to rip out this appalling kitchen. Would have done as well, but they discovered a toxic waste reservoir underneath the island. (Gotta love a kitchen island).
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about 1 year ago
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Count Binface
about 1 year ago
šØHERE WE GO! Gary Lineker to be unveiled as new Archbishop of Canterbury in January transfer window. Rumours of Justin Welby going the other way to present the BBC's News at Ten as yet unconfirmed.
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FintanTheWrong
about 1 year ago
I've seen quite a few people confused about who the current queen is, seemingly due to the longevity of the previous title holder. I have a simple solution: behead the monarch every five years to prevent over familiarity. Petition to follow.
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Iāll remind you that this puerile behaviour is being noted. Adolescent sniggering is not what we moved to Ambridge for. Weāre watching. Thereās nothing to laugh at. Weāre ecologists ourselves. And animal lovers. Iāll leave it for now. Thereās a hungry pussy here that needs attention.
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about 1 year ago
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If anyoneās got any curtains going, weāll have them.
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about 1 year ago
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Someone posted a Starter Pack for
#TheArchers
and now Iāve lost it. If anyone has it handy could you re-post please?
about 1 year ago
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In this house we avoid mewserlee for breakfast. It seems the wrong thing to eat just after the sun has gone down.
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about 1 year ago
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@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
Well. Thank you Matthew I donāt think! Iām looking at a wreck of a kitchen. Thereās Ginger Tipsy Trifle up the wall and Walter Gabrielās Gingernuts smashed on the floor. Iām dreading Spooky Night!
#TheArchers
over 1 year ago
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Hi
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Saw this and thought of you. šš
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The experts: therapists on 19 ways to have much happier, healthier relationships
Whether itās friends, family, your partner or colleagues, itās easy to get trapped in a cycle of arguments and resentment. Hereās how to escape it
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/26/the-experts-therapists-on-19-ways-to-have-much-happier-healthier-relationships?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
over 1 year ago
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Thereās a rumour going round in the Book Of Face that weāre the wealthiest in the village. I just have to say thereās more to life etc, and money canāt buy a happy wife - though,
@sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social
- message from Fallon: āpull ya finger out!ā Iām off to the accountant.
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over 1 year ago
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@sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social
Are you ok mate? Need to talk? If you want to pop round for a chat just say, (itāll have to be through the letter box, because - you know - ssshhhh, but Iām a good listener).
#TheArchers
over 1 year ago
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Table sabbotage is no laughing matter. Itās got to be done just right - and with discretion! Practicing in advance is key, otherwise it could lead not only to failure - but to getting spotted. Itās something we know only too well. ššš¤«š¤«š¤«
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over 1 year ago
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Iām not saying Jazzer didnāt need help with his act of horticultural larceny, but I am saying I was home at the time, right? I had nothing to do with it, yeah? And no one can prove otherwise!
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over 1 year ago
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Dan Sohege
over 1 year ago
Reform has been shown repeatedly to lie outright about immigration, and use language liable to stoke division. Ahead of its party conference, it's important to recognise that they do not represent the majority view and should not be pandered to.
#R4today
www.redpepper.org.uk/society/migr...
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Immigration is not the issue - Red Pepper
Immigration is not a real concern for voters, but the language around it is a major problem, writes Daniel Sohege
https://www.redpepper.org.uk/society/migration/immigration-is-not-the-issue/
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Did someone say thereās a job going The Tearooms. I can do 1am to 4am if thatās any help? (Just checking - itāll be ok not to put the lights on?) Leave me a message under the rock by the gate if interested. (Tell no one!)
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over 1 year ago
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Go on
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
Rub it in why donāt you. Weād all love to have that
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
suntan, but it would mean venturing out. In daylight!! š±š±š±š±
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over 1 year ago
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Lomelindi12
over 1 year ago
Hurrah! The Gills are here! š
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