I’m listening to a Scottish crime podcast and a counsellor is called Donnie Kerr Which has REALLY tickled me

All my Christmases have only bloody come at once, everyone! 😮

Why do we only get two sets of teeth? We should get a new set appearing every 10 years or so. Cheers.

After a rather hellish day today, I am beyond happy that the school I work in is closed tomorrow.

Imagine having spent thousands to go and watch that. #ENGGHA #WORLDCUP

Could have sworn the commentator just said Prince Andrew is coming on for Ghana. #ENGGHA #WORLDCUP

#HydrationBreak #WorldCup

#HydrationBreak #WorldCup

Today, I shall be visiting the tip on multiple occasions. 💫

World Cup of manager names winner - Dick Advocaat. 🫡 #WorldCup #WorldCup2026

Predicted 2-0 for this match in the family ‘guess the score of all the games in The World Cup’ thingie. 🫡 #FOOTBALLEXPERT #MEXRSA #WORLDCUP

Oh. Ermmm. Hahaha. #MEXRSA #WORLDCUP

World Cup matches that start at or after 9pm UK time should be 10 mins per half with a 2 minute half time. Cheers. #MEXRSA #WORLDCUP

Reckon they should go for 3 red cards in the final 6 mins 👍🏻 #MEXRSA #WORLDCUP

The crowd are quite quiet considering it is the world cup and they are watching their side at home playing the first game in the world cup. #MexRsa #WorldCup

Drowning in the vulgarity of this audiobook at the mo

Same, babe. Same.

PENS R US. Agggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!! #COYG #CHAMPIONSLEAGUEFINAL

Really want to cheer like a nutter again please lads. Ta. #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

Keep it together Arsenal. Feel even sicker now. But we are doing great. #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

Fuck and I cannot stress this enough sake. #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

Need another goal so that I can actually breathe lads cheers. #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

These water breaks for the players are great. 🚽 #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

HAVE THAT THEN!!!! #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

The next 105+ minutes may be messy on here. #COYG #ChampionsLeagueFinal

Haven’t eaten anything all day 🥴 Hope the players aren’t as full of nervous excitement as I am. Or of rosé wine to be fair. #COYG #champi̇onsleaguefinal

Yeah the un-synched singing isn’t helping with my nervous tummy guys cheers. #COYG

Oh fuck. Feel sick. #COYG

How I’m spending the day waiting for the Champions League final. #COYG

There has been an awful lot of horizontality today on my part.

WHY did I book a dentist appointment for today? WHHHHYYYYYY? (Just a check-up but I cannot abide. Obvs).

The answer is ‘Short Cuts’. Thanks to @emmachaplin.bsky.social for realising 🙏🏻

Film people. Help. Have been wracking my brain a lot of this afternoon trying to think of the name of a film where the screen is often split into different scenes (lengthways across the screen) and (at least) some of the scenes are in L.A. 😬

Just had a very cinematographic moment where I was in a taxi crawling along Brighton seafront, saw an ex walking by on the pavement and I called out ‘Joe!!!!’ and he turned to say ‘Keri!!!!’ and I said ‘I think about you a lot!’ he smiled and said ‘Oh!!!’ and my taxi pulled away.

I might not put my electric blanket on tonight.

I speak for myself and every single person I know when I say that we will all have adhered strictly to this sage advice 🫡

Maybe it’s the doom that’s scrolling us.

Proof that praying doesn’t work. Everton didn’t beat Spurs.

@samwhyte.bsky.social PLEEEEEASE can your lads score a few goals? Hehehehe

Very much enjoying Fallout with the kids. Started it yesterday.

Can’t be arsed to stay up for the voting. Reckon Sweden will nick it. Can find that out tomorrow and then instantly forget everything about the whole bloody thing til next year. #Eurovision

That reminds me. Must get some tin foil tomorrow. #Eurovision #Austria

Anyone got any Nurofen? #Eurovision #Romania

The Nordic Strokes #Eurovision #Norway

Loving this cheesey Yes Sir I Can Boogie can’t hit the high notes 1970s disco risotto. #Eurovision #Italy

Something something Shakira something something Nan’s net curtains something something #Eurovision #Cyprus

Why does she keep singing ‘Urine’? #Eurovision #Sweden