For all of my baseball video game sickos out there, just wanted to let yall know that Pro Baseball Spirits 2026 is fucking crack

“Local man states that he can ‘feel the urgency’ to escape his house that is currently on fire.”

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

We as a society need to make a concerted effort to make Apple sauce a normalized BBQ side

It is the worst possible time for Black Ops 2 to come back to PS5 *WITH* an emblem editor lol We have somehow regressed as a society. Activision should not be giving the internet this amount of free access

I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to be dead wrong in my life, seeing people legit boycott and take a stand against microtransactions in sports games

WE’RE ON TO THE 2027 WOMENS WORLD CUP

:(

Is there a “nobody” option for the Superior Player of the Match vote?

lmao. lol

That was Matt Canada types of ugly and dysfunctional

TILLMAN DOES IT AGAIN HAHAHA SET PIECE WIZARD

“What are we doing??” you and me both Poch

LETS GO KICKIN’ BOYS BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

“I personally don’t like these 2 video games, so therefore I think layoffs are fine and cool actually.”

I, for one, have always loved FIFA corruption

It’s utterly insane to me that those in the gaming community lost their minds (rightfully so imo) over the Star Wars Battlefront 2 loot boxes. But when it comes to EA/2K/SDS incorporating PTW (or pay to upgrade) mechanics into their *offline* modes, they just… put up with it. And encourage it

A WORLE CLASS STRIKE BY CAPE VERDE!!!

“And to discuss what Tennessee can improve upon, we bring on Derek Dooley to the program…”

prepare the soccer attorneys

If im Bosnia, im pulling the goalie

TILLMANNNN WHO EVEN NEEDS 11 GUYS OUT THERE PLAY FREE BIRD

Say what you will about this game, but Bosnia’s manager has the cadences of a March madness head coach on a desperate Cinderella run

I, for one, would’ve simply told the ref “no” if he gave me a red card

BALOGUN DONT NEED LUCK, HE IS HIM HAHAHAHA 1-0

UPDATE: This shit fucking slaps. This particular new Waffle House was a bit too clean for my taste. But I love this restaurant. I love this institution. I love this country. 9.5/10

Games will still cost $70-$80 because “lol fuck you” the next console will still cost $1k+ because “lol fuck you” Sony/playstation has the right now to remove your licenses to access digital media (as they flexed that with their movie division) because “lol fuck you”

Oh nein!

Catching up on everything about Phil Mickelson. You just know he’s 3 Natty Lights away from getting kicked out of a Par 3 course

Oh well… this is awkward

Brendan Aaronson for some reason

Turkey shooting all these damn shots and one finally goes in. Idgaf if I’m eliminated, I’m doing backflips

Turkiye 0-1 USA 3'- Auston Trusty

3’ HAHAHAHA CALL US ARSENAL THE WAY WE SCORE ON SET PIECES

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LETS GO SOCCER BOYS

Brendan Sorsby, 🫵YOU are a Winnipeg Blue Bomber

Just got my best friend (who is a Bucks fan) a Giannis jersey! He’s gonna be so excited!!

I swear to GOD if I see another Kalshi ad on tiktok, I’m gonna throw my phone to the earth’s core

Look, if I’m Michigan I just go to Phil Jackson and give him $20. Give him a few jolly ranchers if he plays hardball

COMPUTAH, GIVE THE US A 2-0 LEAD FREE-MAN USA USA USA USA

PEPE OUI OUI ONE-NIL HAHAHAH

Man, TTU going into PR hell for a guy that just said “nah, nvm I wanna play for the Jets” is some hilarious shit

James Dolan getting the first touch at the Larry O’Brian Trophy feels wrong in so many ways

Literally just woke up from a 52 year coma. Did I miss any big basketball news?

I love Thierry Henry more than anyone will ever know

GIVE US OUR +3 GD BABYYYYY QUATRO A UNO

You could not pay me to watch James Corden lol

Ew