thick thursday right into fat cock friday, what are the odds

🤍 cheeked up, greyed out 🩶

happy naked saturday to all who celebrate

I should call him 🌷

🌨️ stay warm boys

it’s that time of year again!

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Can you get my backside? 🫧

can I interest you in one (1) hump? possibly more? #humpday

BLUESKY IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want SEX. See my pussy. 𝙲̲𝙻̲𝙸̲𝙲̲𝙺̲ ̲𝙷̲𝙴̲𝚁̲𝙴̲

me getting ready for the next great depression

mondays are so ass

look at this old Bellsprout

a boy and his weiner

Canada’s Fentanyl Czar

How many times have I listened to Abracadabra since it came out?

head empty, paws up for abracadabra.

but actually, media in DMs when?? 😮‍💨

The boot order on this season of The Traitors is truly diabolical

who up humpin their day

Dylan O'Brien hive rise up

♥️

unironic RIP to a legend

How was the latest Canada's Drag Race reading challenge such a flop. Making fun of gay people is so easy??

@ oomf

another day during the end of year void

he’s icon, he’s a legend and he is the moment

gn / gm 💋

*to the tune of 12 days of Christmas* 55 Burgers, 55 Fries, 55 Tacos, 55 Pies, 55 Cokes, 100 Tater Tots, 100 Pizzas, 100 Tenders, 100 Meatballs, 100 Coffees, 55 Wings, 55 Shakes, 55 Pancakes, 55 Pastas, 55 Peppers, and 155 Taters

Show us your credit cards, go!

We saw you from across the cenote and really dig your vibe

out of office 🌴

looking at dick and ass pics instead of working

happy humps bloomfies

staryu skating

non-binary assassins be like did you read my mxnifestx

Same shit, different Luigi. History always repeats.

Happy fresh cut friday 💇‍♂️ #fcf